Game 2010.061: Pirates at Tigers

Jeremy Bonderman and Paul Maholm  do battle at Comerica Park tonight.

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132 responses to “Game 2010.061: Pirates at Tigers”

  1. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    A-Jax CF
    Damon DH
    Raburn LF
    Cabrera 1B
    Boesch RF
    Guillen 2B
    Ingeworm 3B
    Lard C
    Worth SS
    Bonderman P

    1. andre Avatar
      andre

      “Lard C”

      Intentional?

  2. Chester Lemon Avatar
    Chester Lemon

    This Ordonez absence is starting to be a major concern. We really need his bat in the three spot.

  3. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Today’s Lineup:

    CF – Hey the Glove Don’t K

    DH – OK But I Got That Presence Thing Going For Me
    LF – R3L2O-K-burn

    1B – C’mon Even Pujols Slumps Sometimes

    RF – Bash Boy

    2B – Wait How Come I Don’t Get to Bat 3rd

    3B – Please Pitcher Don’t Look in the On-Deck Circle

    C – About to Click Slowly UpwardsToward Mendoza

    SS – Hey Look I’m Not Everett 

    P – Looking For Mr. Snappy

  4. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Definitely intentional. Too bad I got completely outclassed by Coleman

  5. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Uh-oh…my sensors are picking up evidence that a Clown Show game may be immanent

    1. kathy Avatar
      kathy

      hysterical

      1. Coleman Avatar
        Coleman

        Unless you were a Pirate fan, in which case it’s tragical

        1. kathy Avatar
          kathy

          I suspect “our” team is really the Pittsburgh Pirates. That team in Pittsburgh is the real Detroit team. Jim made a deal.

          1. Coleman Avatar
            Coleman

            Yes, and it was a very complex deal involving lifetime employment for past Pirate managers, pizza-favorable zoning law changes by the Pennsylvania legislature, and a Stanley Cup for the Penguins.

  6. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    Gerald Laird up with the bases loaded and no outs. Here we go.

    1. Coleman Avatar
      Coleman

      Nooooooooo!!! Maybe Inge shoulda swung even though it was a ball…

  7. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    Bah, Guillen was definitely safe there, that was a great slide

  8. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Oh c’mon Carlos…I can’t believe somehow Laird ends up hitting into a DP on that

    1. Coleman Avatar
      Coleman

      OK I take that back, Carlos was actually safe

  9. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Click gets the ball out of the infield.

    Nice lineup tonight. The only thing missing is Kelly playing 1st base and batting cleanup. I guess Leyland is giving him the day off.

  10. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    3 hits and a walk = 1 run. Go Tigers.

    1. Jud Avatar
      Jud

      now 5 hits and 2 walks …..go tigers

    2. ouchudied Avatar
      ouchudied

      Hey not as bad as the Mariners first inning tonight – 2 hits, 2 walks = 0 runs

  11. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Anybody know what the line below the Mendoza Line is?

  12. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Hey, the B.O.O.B.s can’t do it all themselves. We have a slumping leadoff hitter, a slumping clean-up hitter, a semi-slumping 2-hitter, and a .170 3-hitter. We’re gonna need some good bounces and some Pirates-being-Pirates.

    1. ouchudied Avatar
      ouchudied

      There is the first step to the pirates-being-pirates— not being able to complete a pick-off attempt

    2. Vince in MN Avatar
      Vince in MN

      Clearly the Tigers-being-Tigers vs Pirates-being-Pirates gives the advantage to Pittsburgh tonight.

  13. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Runner on 2nd, nobody out, and of course Raburn pulls the ball to 3B.

    1. Jud Avatar
      Jud

      a runner on second no outs ….Jimmy looks at that situation as the beginning of a three run home run

  14. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    An unintentional intentional to Cabrera. I’m surprised we haven’t seen more of that.

    1. ouchudied Avatar
      ouchudied

      Also surprised that Maholm would walk Raburn with Cabrera up after him

  15. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Carlos GIDPuillen

  16. Jud Avatar
    Jud

    if The Tigers could somehow just swing at strikes in this game they might hvae 7 runs or more by now…

  17. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I’ve seen about enough of Raburn. Why not give Wilkin or Casper another spin? Please don’t tell me we’re gonna hang on to Raburn all season as a kind of shadow 3rd-string catcher or something (he’s no longer needed as a backup infielder if we keep Worth and Kelly)

    1. Vince in MN Avatar
      Vince in MN

      We’re gonna hang on to Raburn all season as a kind of shadow 3rd-string catcher or something.

      Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  18. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    7-8-9 coming up. This is where we are going to start making moves

  19. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    It says a lot about this game that I was actually thinking cmon Carlos, no DP, that way Inge gets a shot…

  20. Jud Avatar
    Jud

    gee! this is sure keeping my on the edge of my seat!

  21. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Now that I think of it Vince I wouldn’t have been able to resist either.

    Well, one guy who’s gotta love Raburn is Maggs because half of Detroit is praying for his oblique about now…

  22. Jud Avatar
    Jud

    ANOTHER lead off runner on….

    1. Jud Avatar
      Jud

      way to go Jimmy unless he did that one his own then way to go Austin

  23. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Perhaps relieving Maholm is a strategic error by the Pittsburgh manager.

  24. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    Rayburn: get a hit and I’ll stop putting an unnecessary y in your name

    1. ouchudied Avatar
      ouchudied

      Rayburn it is, Ryyan.

  25. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Perhaps allowing Raburn to bat here is a strategic eror by the Detroit manager.

  26. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    this team is the pits! He K’s on a pitch over his head?? Once again, get a man to 3rd and it’s over. K and a DP…….disgusting!….. 🙁

  27. Jud Avatar
    Jud

    sure glad Raburn is up here……at least he didnt hit into a triple play

  28. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Hence the nickname R3L2O-K-burn.

    Like we couldn’t see that coming a mile away.

    I’m totally Rabummed. This one’s on Uncle Marlboro.

  29. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    That was a horrible at bat by Raburn. Even by his standards.

  30. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    So I guess we should be happy that Cabrera didn’t hit into a DP there…

  31. dredford Avatar
    dredford

    Letting RR bat, at any time, in any situation, on any day, against any pitcher, in any weather, in daylight or at night, against any team, in any spot in the order, should be considered a federal offense with the perpetrator subject to prosecution to the fullest extent of the law.

    So should getting caught in a rundown between third and home. Does anyone remember the phrase “make sure it goes through” before you head for home? Like in Little League? Thought so.

    1. ouchudied Avatar
      ouchudied

      Jackson getting caught in a run down prolonged the inning. Without Meek seeing Jackson breaking home Meek would have gone to second and easily get a DP

  32. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    see? I told you. Any other major league pitcher would’ve gotten the DP…..DISGUSTING!!

  33. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    This is just painful.

  34. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    So the Pirates-are-pirates after all….. So far

  35. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    Good lord we needed a break like that.

  36. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Well, that’s one way to win.

  37. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    and the failure to get that DP kills ’em…..

  38. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Hmm, what was that phrase? Pirates-being-Pirates?

  39. Jud Avatar
    Jud

    i find all of this hard to believe……I still can’t get past Raburn batting this inning…or ever.

    thank you for being the Pirates

  40. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    10 Tiger hits. 2 Pittsburgh errors. We’ve scored 3 runs.

  41. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    On the downside, Smoking Man just decided that Raburn in the 3 slot is good luck…

    1. Jud Avatar
      Jud

      I think Raburn won trhe game there by not hitting into a triple play…..Smokey does it again!

  42. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    Why not let Bondo start the inning? Hes at 91 pitches and had retired 12 straight in a row…

    1. Vince in MN Avatar
      Vince in MN

      Well, you see it is the eighth inning and time to bring in the setup man. It says so, right there in the book.

  43. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Why pull Bonderman – he was only at 91 pitches.

  44. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    And why pull Raburn for Kelly?

    Oh wait, nevermind, I thought of why. Actually he should have made that move earlier, maybe the inning before the 1st…

  45. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    call me capt. obvious but JZ better start firing some strikes or this one is going to get away from the offensive jaugernaut aka the tigers

  46. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    Unbelievable.

  47. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Then again, Tigers being Tigers…seriously, 3rd base stolen in a 1-run game with 1out??

  48. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    I love how Rod is talking about something has to give between Zumaya’s “fastest fastball in the universe,” and McCutchen’s “fastest hands in the national league,” immediately after 2 guys get base hits against the fastest ball in the universe.

  49. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    would someone please remind the Tigers that they are playing the Pirates — perhaps they have been fooled by the unis

  50. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    excuse me, I’ll be back – I gotta go puke…… 🙁

  51. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    no need to panic, Inge Laird and Worth are due up in the bottom half

  52. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    It’s sort of like watching a train wreck in slow motion – horrific yet fascinating at the same time.

  53. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    LOB:
    Guillen – 6
    Raburn – 4
    Inge + Laird + Worth – 2

  54. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    oh no!! They subbed their first baseman. Our secret weapon is gone….. 🙁

  55. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    Message to JL, Avila is on the bench

  56. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    We world is now spinning backwards

  57. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Click.

  58. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Whoohoo, Click gets a hit.

  59. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    took that one on the cup……he’s hurtin’ now…..

  60. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    Smokey just got owned.

  61. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    perhaps an uwise move by Mr. Laird given a tie game and 2 outs.

  62. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    It’s sort of like watching a train wreck in slow motion – horrific yet fascinating at the same time. Wait a minute, didn’t I say that already?

  63. Stormin Norman $ Avatar

    twinkies lost, 3-2.

  64. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Twins lost.

  65. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    the poor man’s Rahm Emanual is now at the plate

  66. Keith (Mr. X) Avatar
    Keith (Mr. X)

    Valverde looked awesome. As usual.

  67. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    Wow. That fork Valverde is throwing made the Pirates hitters look stupid

  68. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    now THAT’S the way a closer should perform. Except it’s not a ‘closer’ situation. Well, a minor detail….I guess.

    1. Coleman Avatar
      Coleman

      Papa Grande don’t care from no “closer situation” stuff…he ain’t no Rodney

  69. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Potatoes are good for you

  70. Jud Avatar
    Jud

    well Kelly in Raburn out…the reason smokey didn’y PH Kelly with the RH pitcher in the 8th was …..Raburn was due!…

    1. Coleman Avatar
      Coleman

      Actually he was playing the percentages–he was trying to stay out of the DP, and odds said that Raburn would K in that situation.

  71. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    KC Pitcher Brian Bannister gave up 11 runs in 3+ innings tonight – just sayin’.

    1. Joey C. Avatar
      Joey C.

      Hey man even the best have off nights.

  72. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    Any word on when we can expect Maggs back? I really miss him.

  73. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    The Pirates have returned

  74. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    I’m waiting for this guy to throw the ball into the stands on one of these pick-off attempts.

  75. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    AJAX!

    Now lets get him in.

  76. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Haha, pitch out all you want, I’m AJAX dammit…

    If only Raburn were still in the game, he could drive him in…

  77. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    God I love baseball.

  78. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    C’mon Kelly, get with the program, the 3-hitter is supposed to swing at every pitch…

  79. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Miguel is pressing.

  80. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    ok the win is 90′ away. Can they do it???

  81. Joey C. Avatar
    Joey C.

    God I hate baseball.

  82. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    this is pretty painful to watch…I must be a glutton for punishment or something……

  83. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    That’s weird, cause they just said, Coke was replacing Valverde, haha, that would be crazy

  84. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Befitting a Clown Show, it would only be just for this game to be decided by an error.

  85. Jud Avatar
    Jud

    Smokey is actually pissed that he took Raburn out….cause he was “Due”

  86. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    Hmm, wonder what Tabata has on his mind with the free pass he just got?

  87. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    A couple more clicks for Laird and he will have to relinquish to Raburn the yellow jersey in the Tour de Mendoza

  88. Stormin Norman $ Avatar

    If or when the Tigers lose this game, they need look no further than the 23 LOB by individuals tonight… 12 hits by Det, 4 BBs and two errors provided by Pitts… and only 3 runs?! it does not compute.

  89. TPB in Troy Avatar
    TPB in Troy

    “Tour de Mendoza” — I like it

    1. Coleman Avatar
      Coleman

      Laird should take heart though, at least until all of the samples have been tested, since there are rumors of Raburn partaking of R3L2O-K-enhancers

  90. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    I’m calling for a Guillan walk off

  91. ouchudied Avatar
    ouchudied

    Well Rod was right about something…

  92. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I recommend the Tigers win now and skip facing that Jones dude next inning.

    1. Coleman Avatar
      Coleman

      Thank you for seeing the wisdom in my recommendation.

  93. Jud Avatar
    Jud

    speaking of someone who was due….Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlosssssssssssssssss!

  94. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Thank god that’s over.

  95. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Carlos GWuillen

  96. Jud Avatar
    Jud

    how come all games aren’t this easy????????????

  97. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Clearly they didn’t want to walk Guillen and have to face Inge, so Carlos got something good to hit. Thus player of the game = Inge.

  98. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    only against the Pirates. Any other team would’ve won in regulation 9. I’ll definitely take it however…. 🙂

    1. Coleman Avatar
      Coleman

      Well, they had that 2-run-error-by-1b-card up their sleeve, saved for just such an occasion…

  99. Keith (Mr. X) Avatar
    Keith (Mr. X)

    Guillen making me a believer again.

    1. kathy Avatar
      kathy

      We gotta play hard 9 innings, take every at bat, it’s a long season, stay focused, stay healthy, play 9 hard innings, etc., etc. Carlos has a tendency to repeat himself.

  100. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Lost in the excitement of this fine display of how to win a baseball game:
    Wassup with Miggy?
    Wassup with pulling Bondo and then pulling Papa? (although it mostly worked)
    Wassup with Raburn still on the team, much less batting third?
    What are we gonna do about all the R3L2O fail.

    Speaking of which, Raburn career (including a great 2009 season) R3L2O: 50 PA 18K
    Yep, he strikes out 36% of the time (he’s at 44% so far this year). That’s beyond frustrating. To put that in perspective, career Inge–who’s picture you will see someday when you look up strikeout in the dictionary–has struck out 40 times in 248 PA (16%).

    1. Vince in MN Avatar
      Vince in MN

      Pulled (oblique) Miggy – might be out til Tuesday – still sore, but better according to Beck.
      Pulling Bondo – by the book move by a by the book manager – dumb.
      Pulling Valverde – It will be very rare for him to have to pitch more than 1 inning, and likely he will never pitch 2 full. OK move, he was probably warmed up anyway.
      Not Pulling Raburn/Raburn batting third/Raburn on the team – dumb, dumb, dumb. Add another dumb dumb dumb dumb if he plays tomorrow.
      R3L2O fail – uh……. fire the hitting coach…….. yeah that’s it.

    2. Keith (Mr. X) Avatar
      Keith (Mr. X)

      Zumaya probably needed the work. The last time he pitched was Tuesday.

  101. jud Avatar
    jud

    I finally figured out how to watch MBL but listen to Dan Dickerson and Jim Price so in the second inning they debate and try and justify why Leyland bats Raburn 3rd, Here’s what they came up with after talking about it most of the half inning….Smkoey does it so he won’t have to move other guys around in the batting order…………and all this time we thought there was some stupid reason why he does it…….and I thought he got his lineups run off at Kinko’s and it was just easier to only cross off one name….

    1. Keith (Mr. X) Avatar
      Keith (Mr. X)

      A few years ago many people complained that he “tinkered” with the line-up too much. Now that Willis and Everett are gone, we’ve got nothing better to complaint about.

  102. Kevin in Dallas (in Houston for the weekend) Avatar
    Kevin in Dallas (in Houston for the weekend)

    Great, great stuff tonight guys. Coleman, one of your best performances. Considering your hot streak, JL is gonna rest you tomorrow for Dmitri Young, and bat the sausage in the 4 hole.

    Didn’t Valverde pitch last night? That’s why he’s on a short leash, I think.

    I don’t get the Bondo pull after 91 either.

  103. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Maybe I can at least come off of the bench in the 8th and make some defensive posts.