Game 108: Tigers at Indians

PREGAME: Anyone else still tired from last night? Hopefully Justin Verlander went home early and got a good night’s sleep. The Tigers used 10 innings worth of bullpen last night and need Verlander to be more efficient than his 110 pitch, 4 inning outing against the White Sox. The Tigers bullpen presumably consists of Freddy Dolsi, Joel Zumaya, and Clay Rapada who was activated with Todd Jones hitting the DL.

On the other side it will be Fausto Carmona. Carmona didn’t make it out of the 3rd before surrendering 10 baserunners to the Twins in his first start off the DL.

DET @ CLE, Thursday, July 31, 2008 Game Preview – Baseball-Reference.com

Game Time 12:05

POSTGAME: No offense to speak of. Verlander throwing oodles of pitches. Tigers pitchers combining for 6 walks and 2 HBPs. A pretty crappy end to the series.

This is 2 bad outings for Verlander in a row. Is this a blip, a bump? Are his mechanics bad? Is it a result of the heavy workload he’s carried this year? A bigger topic woth a deeper dive I suppose.

Comments

225 responses to “Game 108: Tigers at Indians”

  1. Brian P Avatar
    Brian P

    I saw Professor Farnsworth’s name being used earlier, so with Futurama and Todd Jones’ absence in mind, I’ll say:

    “Good news, everyone!”

    Presumably Fossum leaves when teary-eyed Farnsworth joins us tomorrow.

  2. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Is it illegal to throw a ball that is soaked from a waterfall of tears?

  3. Brian P Avatar
    Brian P

    As long as Kyle steps off the mound before-hand, it’s fine, Dave.

  4. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    I hope he is the closer. That would be entertaining as hell.

  5. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    I love these 11 AM CST starts!

  6. Tbone Avatar
    Tbone

    Here’s the lineup, featuring plenty from the bench as expected:

    Granderson, CF
    Santiago, 2B
    Guillen, 3B
    Cabrera, 1B
    Joyce, RF
    Thames, DH
    Renteria, SS
    Raburn, LF
    Sardinha, C

  7. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    Definitely a fan of the all work day afternoon game.

  8. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    I like the scrubtastic lineup. I expect good things today.

  9. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    Word stealer.

  10. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Definitely a fan of the all work day afternoon game.”

    Only causes guilt and confusion for me. I can’t truly enjoy the game at work.

  11. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Hey now. Word borrower.

    Besides, I’m still bitter over not receiving proper credit for “Pollygagging.”

  12. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Could Sardinha be moved to a lineup position lower than ninth?

  13. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    I love Curtis and would like to have his babies.

  14. ron Avatar
    ron

    The post Pudge era starts off just fine.

  15. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Umpire down!

  16. ron Avatar
    ron

    Trade the batboy for Rivera.

  17. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    I always wonder what’s happening when Gameday pauses for a long time. Ump took one near the groin last night, where’d todays ump get it?

  18. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    I hope the Tigs knock Carmona on his fat amorous can. Yeah, that was an anagram. You wanna fight about it?

  19. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “I love Curtis and would like to have his babies.’

    Ha. I’d settle for having his talent.

  20. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Note: Rod believes that the umpire call that allowed Granderson to take 3rd was “the right move”

  21. Andrew in Toronto Avatar
    Andrew in Toronto

    Have you heard? Griffey –> White Sox

  22. ron Avatar
    ron

    Ryan P.,that can be arranged through the Granderson Sperm Bank located in Trenton.

  23. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “fat amorous can”

    Extra points for anagrams that can be used in a sentence more or less invisibly without necessarily seeming out of context. Bravo.

  24. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    I’m not sure that Griffey will have better production than the guys from whom he’s taking playing time. Weird trade.

  25. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    There may be some anatomy related issues on this end. But I hear anything can be done these days.

  26. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Gorilla’s Uncle!

  27. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Agreed, Sean, this is probably my favorite Tigers lineup ever

  28. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    So did Grandy get a double on that hit or what, I’m confused.

  29. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    It seems Griffey will play CF and Swisher and Konerko will platoon at 1B. Not all that bad. A rangeless CF and a pair of .220 hitters splitting AB’s. I don’t see how this makes them better.

  30. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Grandy singled and reached second on a passed ball. At least that’s the word on the street.

  31. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Verlander really needs to shut them down today. I expect the Cleveland players to finish the day with no names on the backs of their jerseys, as JV will have kicked their ass and took them.

  32. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    Howd he get to third.

  33. Andrew in Toronto Avatar
    Andrew in Toronto

    Another option is Griffey at DH, Thome at 1B and Konerko on the bench.

  34. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    That was beautiful, Chris

  35. Andrew Avatar

    LOL @ Chris in Dallas 😀

  36. ron Avatar
    ron

    How much time left to trade?

  37. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    I’m feeling another typical ~5 inning JV performance.

    3.5 hours to trade.

  38. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    4 is the deadline, ron

  39. Andrew Avatar

    Craptacular

  40. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    the Indians might as well be the Rangers when they’re playing us

  41. Tbone Avatar
    Tbone

    Ryan – incredibly, Grandy got to third on that PB. The batboy thought it was a foul ball and interfered with the ball in play. They sent Grandy back to second then after a long discussion let him take third.

  42. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Does it make me a bad person becuase I wish for Ben Francisco to contract a combination of syphillis and herpes?

  43. Tbone Avatar
    Tbone

    We’ve got Lopez, Rapada and Zumaya available out of the pen today. JV needs to find a way to get us 7 innings.

  44. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Rod, on Francisco’s amazing catch: “That should be against the LAW”

  45. ron Avatar
    ron

    He sprouted bat wings at the last possible moment. Drat.

  46. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    I consider it a success for JV if he throws 5 or less pitches in the at bat. Result of the at-bat doesn’t matter. Unfortunately, this doesn’t happen much.

  47. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “I expect the Cleveland players to finish the day with no names on the backs of their jerseys, as JV will have kicked their ass and took them.”

    Even if Justin’s isn’t, stuff this good virtually assures a Tigers win. I’ve researched the game threads and will post stats on it soon.

  48. ron Avatar
    ron

    Love to see the hit and run.

  49. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    I guess this isn’t relevant, what with fat amorous can being a righty and all, but look at Curtis vs. portsiders this year.

    .314/.360/.429

    Allow that to sink in. World domination in imminent.

  50. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    Jones officially on the DL. Wonder how hurt he really is.

  51. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    JV has got to lead the majors in pitches thrown.

  52. Mike in CT Avatar
    Mike in CT

    just got back from the gym…how is Verlander’s pitch count already at 50 with only one walk issued?

  53. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    I was impressed recently to see how far ahead JV was compared with the rest of the Tigers starters in called strikes per BF. Now I see what I overlooked.

  54. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Coming into today, here are your MLB leaders in # of pitches:

    Sabathia 2494
    Burnett 2427
    Cain 2414
    Meche 2394
    Halladay 2390
    Verlander 2378

    So he’d have to throw about 120 to take over the lead today.

  55. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Jones officially on the DL. Wonder how hurt he really is.”

    I don’t think he’s hurt, other than his feelings.

  56. ron Avatar
    ron

    Man, what an arm.

  57. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Pitches per inning leaders:

    Dice-K 17.6
    Washburn 17.2
    Bannister 17.1
    Meche 17.0
    Verlander 17.0

  58. Joey the K in Portland OR Avatar
    Joey the K in Portland OR

    looks like hes gonna have to throw about 150 today!

  59. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Pitches per plate appearance (min. 100 IP)

    Dice-K 4.04
    Meche 4.04
    Weaver 4.00
    Verlander 3.98

  60. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    How’s JV’s curve working today? Can’t follow Gameday closely enough to figure it out.

  61. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Is that the top 4, Chris?

  62. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Yes that’s the top 4 (all of MLB, not just AL)

  63. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “So he’d have to throw about 120 to take over the lead today.”

    Sorry, didn’t look up far enough to see all the posts on this.

    I think he throws 120 today, maybe.

  64. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Apparently JV’s curve is working OK. 4 K’s through 3 IP generally indicates that. Unless the change-up is his outpitch today.

  65. Dave T. Avatar
    Dave T.

    Is the Griffery to white sox rumor true?

  66. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Fat amorous can is gonna make a mistake to Joyce or Thmaes and pay for it.

  67. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    Too bad we don’t have 9 Grandersons.

  68. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    OK, I’m a liar. This time.

  69. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Dave T: Yes.

    Sean: Thmaes is cuontry storng.

  70. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    ‘Too bad we don’t have 9 Grandersons.”

    But you’re working on that, right, Ryan?

  71. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Chris, probably because I like him so much, I seem doomed to misspell his name the same way 90% of the time. It’s really pathetic.

  72. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    You’ll have to wait 20 years or so, but we will be SO good in 2030.

  73. Andrew Avatar

    Verlander’s pitching well today. It’d be nice to show some support in the form of runs.

  74. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Is it griping if I ask why it takes 8 pitches to strike out a .183 hitter? I don’t mean to gripe, but I find it somewhat alarming.

  75. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Sean: I assumed you were referring to Thmaes, our new Macedonian superstar

  76. ron Avatar
    ron

    JV hummin along now.

  77. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Thmaes, our new Macedonian superstar”

    Ha. Now I’ll never be able to spell it right.

  78. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Come on dudes, score some runs before lunch ends, please.

  79. ron Avatar
    ron

    After last night’s game, this is soooo refreshing.

  80. ron Avatar
    ron

    Sean C. are you having a ham sandwich for lunch or just munching on a can of spam?

  81. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    The book on Sardinha seems to be “Pitch the ball.”

  82. Dave T. Avatar
    Dave T.

    does anyone else think this “pitcher’s duel” will wind up 7-6 after the bullpen’s get involved?

  83. cib Avatar
    cib

    OMG I am still so shellshocked after yesterday I forgot the game started at noon. Where’s our offense???

  84. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Had to go with the ham sandwich for luck today, Ron. Also, the more ham sandwiches we can take out of circulation, the more assured we are of getting Edgar back for another year. So it’s win-win.

  85. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “after the bullpen’s get involved?”

    Speaking of which, what’s Cleveland got left for a pen today?

  86. ron Avatar
    ron

    Fasano has the raccoon look going on.

  87. Joey the K in Portland OR Avatar
    Joey the K in Portland OR

    He hit the wrong catcher!

  88. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    If we had Griffey we’d put him at 3rd and move Guillen back to left

  89. Joey the K in Portland OR Avatar
    Joey the K in Portland OR

    craaaaaaaaap

  90. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    Wow.

  91. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Walks are bad….

  92. Tbone Avatar
    Tbone

    Twio bonus runs for Cleveland with that HBP and walk.

  93. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    jeeeeeeez. sizemore makes verlander pay for hitting, then walking, the 8 and 9 hitters.

  94. Andrew Avatar

    What is the deal with Verlander? Pitch selection on the lower tier Cleveland batters stunk.

    He should be burning it by them. 🙁

  95. ron Avatar
    ron

    Sean, hope you we’re able to keep that sandwich down after that bomb.

  96. sky Avatar
    sky

    Really, Really, Really bad performance by Verlander. Walk the bottom two of the line-up, and give up a 3-run homer. And he did not have to play last night. Very poor performance.

  97. Brian P Avatar
    Brian P

    Dan and Jim are echoing the same thing, Andrew. Inexcusably bad pitching by Verlander.

  98. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    the bottom of lineups tend to kill us. i am referring specifically to the twins series where denard span and nick punto were 7 for 8.

    here’s hoping we can muster something off fausto and the cleveland pen.

  99. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    This is the exact opposite of what Verlander was supposed to do today. He apparently is hellbent on striking everyone out and running up his pitch count. And grooving pitches to guys with 26 HR. I mean 27.

  100. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    That’s OK, when the Tigers get down 8-1…that’s when they’re really dangerous.

  101. ron Avatar
    ron

    Where is Chief Monday when we need him? We need some buckin’ up here, pal.

  102. cib Avatar
    cib

    This is enough to make me want to get back to work. Damn.

  103. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Renteria just isn’t the same hitter without the other whipping boys around him in the lineup…

  104. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    If I had told you that Verlander would have 5 IP, 3 H, 2 BB and 9 K, would you have thought he’d have given up a 4-spot?

  105. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    I mean honestly, the Indians aren’t even a good hitting team with the injuries they have now. Our pitching is such a joke. LDfjslDfjILJF try walking the guy with 27 HRs next time instead of the 8 and 9 hitters moron.

  106. Andrew Avatar

    HBP = first man on in quite a while. Lets see if we can do something now.

  107. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “If I had told you that Verlander would have 5 IP, 3 H, 2 BB and 9 K, would you have thought he’d have given up a 4-spot?”

    No, but I may have guessed the Tigers would be doing squat at the plate…

  108. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    I’m trying to come up with an insult for Grady Sizemore right now. Perhaps I can use this for a guide. I urge you, the DTW nation, to vote for the best one…

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_9-most-devastating-insults-from-around-world.html

  109. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    And Santiago charges the mound, unable to control the fury of his anger, eyes glaring, hell-bent on hurting someone, anyone…

    Oh sorry, looks like he actually just jogged to 1st and took his base.

  110. Andrew Avatar

    Thank goodness Cleveland is so terrible. We can’t play like this against the D-Rays and expect to win.

    We’re getting so many gifts this series you’d think it was Christmas.

  111. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Now would be a nice time for a Matt Joyce jimmy-jack, no?

    EDIT: Or that.

  112. ron Avatar
    ron

    I love these kind of runs. We don’t need no stinkin’ homer.

  113. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Thanks to Cabrera (the Cleveland one) for booting home a run; actually I’m more interested in the previous play, Cabrera pops out to 2nd, Santiago advances to 3rd (?)

  114. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Well, that seemed like a strange pitch for Marcus to bite on, but what do I know.

  115. Ryan P Avatar
    Ryan P

    Thames is useless.

  116. cib Avatar
    cib

    I hate Sizemore. He just bothers me, Mr. Perfect, just the way everyone fawns over him. And when I went to a game in Cleveland and all these girls were wearing tshirts saying “Grady’s Ladies”. I think that made it worse. Ugh.

  117. sky Avatar
    sky

    Does it not give you a warm and fuzzy feeling inside to watch the incompetent play on the part of the Indians: bad fielding, inability to score with bases loaded and no outs (last night), a bad bullpen, etc………and you know suddenly: WE ARE NOT ALONE!

  118. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Cabrera pops out to 2nd, Santiago advances to 3rd (?)”

    Yeah, me too. Cool, though.

  119. Brian P Avatar
    Brian P

    Cabrera was called out by the infield fly rule, but Asdrubal didn’t catch the ball, which allowed Santiago to advance.

  120. Tbone Avatar
    Tbone

    Infield fly rule, ball was dropped so Santiago was able to run.

  121. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Thank you, Brian.

  122. Dave T. Avatar
    Dave T.

    I keep hearing how Thames is due, I would hate to see what his poor mother went through

  123. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Grady’s Ladies”.

    Oh my. That is putrid.

  124. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Maybe if a bunch of guys showed up wearing t-shirts that said Grad’s Lads…perhaps that would bring some unwanted attention to Mr. Sizemore (and he needs more size…hehe…hehe).

  125. ron Avatar
    ron

    Send Thmaes back to Macedonia for 5 lbs. of posna sarma.

  126. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Thames’s Gems’s. Miggy’s Twiggies. Maggs’ Hags. (he he)

  127. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Garko is a name you could learn to like, because I think he put up a good fight against Godzilla at some point

  128. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Send Thmaes back to Macedonia for 5 lbs. of posna sarma.”

    I think I’m in for a treat when I figure that one out.

  129. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    It would make Renteria’s life a lot easier if they would just go and institute the Infield Grounder rule.

  130. ron Avatar
    ron

    Raccoon boy sends JV to the showers.

  131. cib Avatar
    cib

    http://www.gradysladies.com/index.html

    I guess I would be one of Maggs’ Hags!!!

  132. sky Avatar
    sky

    It is just sad to see Verlander flounder like this. It means we really have no one at all we can truly count on in the rotation. Is it too much to expect?

    ???

  133. ron Avatar
    ron

    It’s healthier than a ham sandwich.

  134. Andrew Avatar

    Verlander was doing his Robertson impersonation only with strike outs.

  135. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    So now our hopes ride on Crapada…

  136. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Garko? Was he the salamander thing in that one movie?

    Sad times for Verlander, I see. Hope the bats come roaring back again.

  137. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Oops sorry, that’s C. Rapada, overlooked the punctuation there…

  138. sky Avatar
    sky

    What a joke!. Rapada looks like someone from my Little League team!

  139. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Well, this is all just peachy. Any pitcher I show support for craps the bed.

  140. Joey the K in Portland OR Avatar
    Joey the K in Portland OR

    ah if we’re gonna lose, keep hitting Indins!

  141. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I blame that run on bloodthirsty Chris in Dallas who clearly had Crapada all worked up with seething Sizemore hatred…

  142. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    ‘I guess I would be one of Maggs’ Hags!!!”

    No way, cib. I’d come up with something more flattering for you, Kathy, et al, if only I had some brain power and Magglio Ordonez was easier to find rhymes for.

    Coleman?

  143. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “ah if we’re gonna lose, keep hitting Indins!’

    Wait till Farnsworth goes out there…they don’t call him the Sobbing Barber for nothing….

  144. cib Avatar
    cib

    Sometimes I think JV is a little bit ADD. Some games he seems to be somewhere else entirely, kind of forgetting what he’s supposed to be doing. I don’t get it.

    Does Armando G have any brothers??

  145. ron Avatar
    ron

    I like Sizemore’s hair.

  146. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “It’s healthier than a ham sandwich.”

    Well played. If the Tigers took their cue from us, 2008 would look very different.

  147. ron Avatar
    ron

    Cib, someone has to take up for Bondo.

  148. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Yeah, cib, but the Flying Galarragas are on tour this summer, unfortunately. Totally booked.

  149. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Thames’ Ahems? No wait….Crapada’s Armada…hmmm
    Inge’s Bit– no wait I can’t say that can I…ummm…

  150. ron Avatar
    ron

    Here we come.

  151. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Jeremy’s Marry-Me’s?

  152. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    I’ve seen this film before. This is the part where Dane triples.

  153. sky Avatar
    sky

    I repeat…it amazes me to see Cleveland continue to make this really bad plays. If the Tigers were doing this I would be having a stroke!

  154. ron Avatar
    ron

    It’s hard work scoring runs like this. Thank you Raccoon boy.

  155. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “If the Tigers were doing this I would be having a stroke!”

    Ah, that explains a lot.

    j/k

  156. Dave T. Avatar
    Dave T.

    Cleveland looks like a rec league softball team, a couple of guys who mash but swing way to hard (bases loaded in the 12th, ahem) and throw the ball around the infield (the ones they don’t boot) with a complete disregard of the current situation

  157. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Ha! Who’s Raccoon Boy?

  158. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Jeremy Bonderman’s Hairy Old Washwomen

  159. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Your backup catcher’s worse than our backup catcher, nyah nyah.

    Hey we don’t even have an earned run yet do we?

  160. Joey the K in Portland OR Avatar
    Joey the K in Portland OR

    I’m starting a petiition to stop hitting into double plays, who will sign?!

  161. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I won’t sign, it will turn into one of those Rod Serling kinda deals where we don’t hit into any more double-plays all season…because we have no more base-runners, aaahhhh!!!!

  162. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    …That wasn’t so bad from C-Rap (Pronounced like “sea-wrap”).
    Crap?
    No, c-rap, c-rap
    But it looks like Crap..
    No there’s a dash there, you fool, call me c-rap
    OK calm down, sorry about that Crappo.
    NO…oh nevermind.

  163. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Thames is…. Thames is not good in this series.

  164. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Well, no double-plays that inning, were there? I blame that inning on the reckless “no double play” deal made by Joey the Strikeout in Portland.

  165. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    “Jeremy Bonderman’s Hairy Old Washwomen”

    Winner

  166. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    This would be a good time for a double play ball, with the slow Salamander at first and the plodding Raccoon at the plate.

  167. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    I assume Farnsworth isn’t with the team yet because he’s utilizing covered wagon transport to get to Cleveland

  168. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Thames has been not good for a while now. Something has changed, or changed back.

  169. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Or not

  170. Tater Avatar
    Tater

    Don’t give up hope, we have quite the murderers’ row coming up in the 9th – Renteria, Raburn & Sardinha. Let’s see if Leyland gives Polanco and Inge another half-inning of valuable rest…

  171. Andrew Avatar

    Ugh! Another gut punch.

  172. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    New York to Cleveland can take quite a while…Greyhound isn’t what it used to be…

  173. Riley Avatar
    Riley

    How is it that we can make so many 8 and 9 hitters look so good? This is deplorable pitching – they nibble with the bad hitters because they assume they’ll swing at anything!

  174. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Inge doesn’t need rest. Also: rest often involves pillows. It is too dangerous to continue resting Inge.

    Besides, Inge can sleep standing up with his eyes open and has been known to play tennis where he volleys, naps, wakes up, returns the shot, naps, etc for an entire set.

  175. Andrew Avatar

    Unbelievable. Why are these guys getting walked?

  176. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    One more hour before the deadline. I hope the Marlins don’t go through with this Manny Ramirez fiasco

  177. Andrew Avatar

    Coleman, are you saying Brandon Inge = Chuck Norris or is Brandon Inge > Chuck Norris

    😉

    PS this game is over folks.

  178. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    I can’t believe you’d even have to ask that, Andrew

  179. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Brandon Inge is the Chuck Norris of baseball.

  180. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Horrible, horrible pitching this series.

    4 games, 29+ runs given up by Tigers pitching.

    I guess we have to be happy with the split.

  181. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Brady Anderson, Brady Quinn, Tom Brady, Wayne Brady, and the entire Brady Bunch would like to shout out a big hello and good luck to Grady Sizemore:

    Grady’s Bradys says, GO Indians! yea!

  182. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    I would so watch a tv show that starred Inge as a police officer and martial arts expert, especially if he sang the theme like Norris did

  183. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I don’t know about Chuck Norris, but I’ve looked at slow-motion, and sometimes when Inge swings you can’t even see his BAT MOVE

  184. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Oh hell now I have to take back the nyah nyah about our backup catcher being better

  185. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    The good news is, the Rays have traded for Jason Bay just in time to get him into the lineup for the weekend’s series against Detroit.

    joy.

  186. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “I would so watch a tv show that starred Inge as a police officer”

    Except the fire department is short staffed so they ask him to be a fireman a couple of days a week, and also he’s the backup coroner when Quincy is on vacation.

  187. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Jason Bay = A Nosy Jab

  188. cib Avatar
    cib

    LOL I went out for coffee (which turns out to have been a better choice than following the game) but thanks a bunch guys for the great posts.

  189. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    “Detroit Lions: Do You Believe in Now?”

    For the last time, no!

  190. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Well, the Tigers finish July at 13-13. Not exactly disastrous as it seemed but not exactly promising either. The pitching looks awful right now.

  191. stephen Avatar
    stephen

    Well, I don’t want to be too much of a downer after last night, but if you’re #1 starter is 8-11 with an ERA of 4.49 on August 1 your team ain’t making it to the playoffs.

  192. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    Tigers are not gonna make the playoffs…..and it’s easy to see why. The pitching is just horrible. The only guy who isn’t walking just about everyone is Bonderman. I’m really sick of it. Maybe Farnsworth will throw strikes on a consistent basis. Rodney sucks….Z is only marginally better (these 2 must be averaging a walk an inning). At least when Dye hit the HR, Jones was throwing strikes at the time. Hell, just today, Verlander walks 2 and then Sizemore cracks a 3-run tater. I do remember Farnsworth was pretty good with us a couple years back (at least he could throw strikes). I know this, too: Inge + Sardinha aren’t the answer behind the plate. Inge can’t hit more than .220 [that’s not gonna get it done, ever], and Sardinha….well, he’s just unimpressive. Tigers will be a .500 club this year, and that’s only ’cause of their offense. This is just one huge downer…. 🙁

  193. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    The Tigers have 17 of their first 20 games on the road after the All-Star break. So far through the first 11 they are 7-4, which is not bad. If the Sox win tonight, we will have picked up a half game over that time.

    Six tough games remaining on this road “stretch”, a 4-2 finish is strongly encouraged and we really need 2 of 3 in Chicago. Then we can take care of business at home.

  194. Colonel Thursday Avatar
    Colonel Thursday

    Tuesday, I couldn’t agree more. Verlander will undoubtedly bounce back and go 9-0 the rest of the way a la Doyle Alexander. Sheff still has plenty of time to put up MVP numbers. If we move Fossum into the rotation and let him pitch on three days rest we will be totally fine. Farnsworth can provide eight out saves in the spirit of Mike Henneman.
    And mark my words, the addition of Ken Griffey Jr assures that the White Sox won’t win another game this season.
    Bring on the Angels!

  195. ron Avatar
    ron

    Are both teams going to sit together in the stands? I think it’s nice that Farnsie and Pudge would do this for their new teammates.

  196. Brenden Avatar
    Brenden

    So when is somebody going to teach this pitching staff to throw more strikes. Six more walks today.This is just getting ridiculous how many free passes they give out.

  197. ron Avatar
    ron

    Could Private Friday please chime in. We really, really need you at this most difficult juncture in our season.

  198. ron Avatar
    ron

    We could do our old friend Pudge a big favor by sweeping the Rays. Go Tigers.

  199. Private Friday Avatar
    Private Friday

    I think we should rest our starters for much of August. Bring up Timo and give Ordonez the month off. It’s clear this team is going to go 28-0 in September so why let Maggs wilt in the summer heat? And we should allow our opponents to have a softball league extra outfielder just to even things out. And on Sundays pitchers only! I think Todd Jones as center fielder is a capital idea. The key is keeping the guys from getting bored.

  200. ron Avatar
    ron

    It’s protocol to address the rank, Colonel, even though the Cap’n is just a scrub.

  201. ron Avatar
    ron

    Thank you Private Friday and God Speed.

  202. Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday Avatar
    Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday

    A win would have been nice, but a split is good enough. Considering the remaining schedules, the resurgence of some Tiger hitters, the fortified bullpen, and certain proprietary measures, I think we can all relax. Cleveland just will not catch up to us this season.

  203. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    It looks as if the Rays/Pirates trade is off

  204. Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday Avatar
    Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday

    And yes, I’ve heard the “rear-admiral” cracks, you small-minded imbeciles. Have you heard the one about the court martial? How it’s no laughing matter? Just try me, I swear…and Cap’n, look lively, I want those crunchberries, posthaste!

  205. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    ““Detroit Lions: Do You Believe in Now?””

    They said it couldn’t be done…a slogan worse than “We Got Next”

    Take that, unbelievers!

    Here you go, jungle felines, free advice: a little edit, and you’ve got this for a slogan:

    Detroit Lions: Do You Believe ___ Now?

    What goes in the blank can change. I’m thinking ticket drawings at halftime; winning fan gets to fill in the blank, etc. See where I’m going with this?

  206. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    They should have borrowed from Verizon:

    “Detroit Lions: Can you hear me now?”

  207. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Jason Bay has in fact been traded to the Red Sox for MannyBManny via the Dodgers.

  208. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    BTW, I like how you guys aren’t taking this loss too seriously. That’s why I like this site most of the time.

  209. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Our pitching is a mess after this series, and the Rays are a good offensive club at home. We got some gift runs in a big way to win yesterday (and pull closer today). We always seem to play ugly games in Cleveland, but 2 wins are 2 wins.

    We’ll need to be a lot sharper to win in Tampa.

  210. Anson Avatar
    Anson

    Coleman I always thought the lions new slogan was alluding to the idea that we may finally get rid of Matt Millen. I think its all one giant practical joke where the question its really asking is: Do you think we’ll fire him now?

  211. ron Avatar
    ron

    Rear Admiral Julius von Thursday, Cap’n has informed us that after a thorough check of the galley and the manifest, the ship has on board the following:Peanut Butter Crunch, Punch Crunch, Vanilla Crunch, Cinnamon Crunch, Choco Crunch, Christmas Crunch and of course Galactic Crunch. Must I remind you again that LaFoote absconded with all of our Crunchberries when we went ashore in St. Louis in Oct. of 2006.

  212. Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday Avatar
    Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday

    “Must I remind you again that LaFoote absconded with all of our Crunchberries when we went ashore in St. Louis in Oct. of 2006”

    Then why do I smell crunchberries? And the crunch do hear, whence their sweet name? All hands! Convey “ron” (if that’s even his real name) to the brig forthwith!

  213. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Anson:

    My original thought was more satisfying, but I thought the audience participation aspect would have a healthy cathartic effect. On the other hand, a vast number would probably arrive at something similar to:

    “Detroit Lions: Do You Believe this @##!!”

  214. ron Avatar
    ron

    Oh, all right. We were saving the Crunchberries for the World Series celebration. Cap’n will be right up with em’ sir.

  215. Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday Avatar
    Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday

    “Oh, all right. We were saving the Crunchberries for the World Series celebration”

    Good god man! What a simpleton y’are. Have you not heretofore had the Series of the World experience? Nor espied the mountains of crunchberries there for the taking? Aye, and gratis, every damn one of ’em! And the victors! Why they have their fill of the tasty berries at every dawn the rest of their live-long days! And served by winsome lasses I hear tell…

    Saving the crunchberries for the world series, what a jackanapes….

  216. ron Avatar
    ron

    Sir, it was all Private Friday’s idea. I swear on every berry that those winsome lasses ever laid upon the Victor’s lips.

  217. Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday Avatar
    Rear-Admiral Julius von Thursday

    You seem a decent sort so I’ll leave you with these words of wisdom in lieu of flogging: it is not a healthful thing to be entangled with privates.

  218. Forty Avatar
    Forty

    Man imagine if what happened in Minnesota today happened in Detroit. We’d never hear the end of it. In an attempt to make it stick, I propose we come up with a good Malice at the Palacey name. I’ll start the bidding at Pandomeonium.

  219. ron Avatar
    ron

    Aye aye sir. As the Bay of Tampa appears on the horizon, new hope rises with the sun.

  220. ron Avatar
    ron

    What was the last year we played winning ball during the month of August?

  221. stephen Avatar
    stephen

    I will serve in the Rear Admiral’s any day. good stuff.

  222. ron Avatar
    ron

    Stephan, just between you and I, the Rear Admiral commands a ship of fools, I being one myself. As the old man sits behind the wheel, delirious, bloated by his insatiable appetite for crunchberries, we flounder at sea for a score plus four. His promises never coming to fruition, mutiny is in the air. your calm and incisive nature would be welcome. Come aboard, but please, watch your back, er, step.

  223. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Ron has officially lost his mind 🙂

  224. Andrew Avatar

    Wow, I don’t know if ron had that conversation with himself or if the Admiral really exists, but that was some funny stuff.

    Cheerio, my good man, cheerio 🙂

  225. ron Avatar
    ron

    Blame it on that JOKER from Illinois. He sucks the weak ( like me ) into his vortex of craziness. He’s a dangerous man.