Game 58: Tigers at Athletics

PREGAME: Tonight’s starters are Dontrelle Willis, Dana Eveland, and Armando Galarraga. That’s right, it’s split start night in Oakland.

Dontrelle Willis returns to his hometown and the starting rotation. Willis has made 2 starts, but only recorded outs in one of them. The other saw his knee do a strange bendy thing that resulted in a DL stint. The key for for Willis is not to walk the whole ballpark.

Armando Galarraga will be the Tigers other starter coming in around the 5th inning or so. He’s coming off a near shut out complete game performance against the Angels that was spoiled by a Maicier Izturis 9th inning homer.

Eveland takes the ball for the A’s. The lefty has a 3.66 ERA on the year and a normal 6.4 K/9 rate and a normal 3.5 BB/9 rate. What he does well is keep the ball in the park. He’s only allowed 3 homers in 66.1 innings this year. Only 1 of those has come in Oakland where he boasts a 2.73 home ERA.

Everyday left fielder Marcus Thames who hasn’t played the last few games will be DH. Inge is available as a defensive replacement late, but Leyland doesn’t want to risk losing his back-up catcher early in the game aggravating his oblique.

  1. Granderson, CF
  2. Polanco, 2B
  3. Thames, DH
  4. Ordonez, RF
  5. Cabrera, 1B
  6. Guillen, 3B
  7. Renteria, SS
  8. Rodriguez, C
  9. Raburn, LF

DET @ OAK, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 Game Preview – Baseball-Reference.com

POSTGAME: I confess. I went to bed. After the 10th inning, with my alarm clock looming 3.5 hours later I just couldn’t do it anymore. I wasn’t surprised to wake up and see they lost. I was surprised to see it on an infield single from Jack Cust.

The Tigers left too many runs out there. The Clete Thomas play where he got a horrible read on the ball. The Pudge Rodriguez play where he couldn’t handle the short hop from Thomas allowing the tying run to score. Leaving runners at third with less than 2 outs. It all adds up to a loss.

Willis looked very good in the first 2 innings being in and around the strike zone. But then he struggled again the next innings and was all over the place yet somehow escaped unscathed. So there was some reason to be encouraged, but he didn’t exactly finish strong (although wiggling out of the jam should give him a lift).

Galarraga walked a couple in his first inning and then ultimately allowed the 3 run homer before settling in.

Curtis Granderson made a phenomenal play and with the help of a Emil Brown brain cramp kept the game tied in the 8th.

I don’t have any other thoughts. They are playing better-ish, but still not really crisp. Each of the last 2 nights, and really every game of this road trip save for the Felix Hernandez start, they had multiple chances to win a game but once again they come up short.

I’m just happy to be done with late night west coast games for awhile.

Comments

467 responses to “Game 58: Tigers at Athletics”

  1. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    I’ll hit this later, but Brent Clevlen has 2 more homers and a IBB so far tonight for the Mud Hens.

  2. Mike R Avatar

    Might be time to try to catch lightning in a bottle with Clevlen? Is that what you’re hinting at?

    Also, I love the breakdown on Willis’ injury … “strange bendy thing.” Haha, it made me laugh.

  3. tiff Avatar
    tiff

    Raburn! Our other everday leftfielder!

  4. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    He said “bendy”.

  5. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    Well …. we REALLY need to win tonight as we only have a one game lead over the Royals for last place. It would be nice to see the guys get it all together and go on a 15-3 run of games and move up.

    Maybe Dontrelle will mash through tonight and get some confidence.

    And NO bendy things tonight 😉

    Steve

  6. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Raburn! Our other everday leftfielder!

    Early leader in Comment Of The Day voting, tiff!

  7. Ken from Cincinnati Avatar
    Ken from Cincinnati

    Nothing Leyland does ever makes sense or corroborates(sp?) other decisions that didn’t make sense. For instance, if you don’t have the confidence in Marcus Thames to play him everyday (even when you said you would), then why would you bat him 3rd? Is he our best hitter or is he a pine-riding spot starter that should be hitting 8th or 9th? There are a plethora (sp? What happened to spell check on here) of other examples just like this. One day Leyland will bat you third or 5th and the next day you aren’t in our plans for the future anymore. One day you’re given the ball to pitch in a crucial 2-2 bottom of the ninth game, and the next day you’re sent packing. Is Leyland a schitzo?? Is the whole team a bunch of schitzos?? Am I a schitzo? Is this how you spell schitzo??

  8. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Lose the “t’ and you’re fine (schizo). Beats trying to spell Cincinnati….

  9. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Ken,

    Try using simpler words you know how to spell as apposed(sp?) to tuffer (sp?) ones so you don’t half (sp?) to keep putting (sp?) in every sentance (sp?)

    😉

  10. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I’m not sure if that’s even how “(sp?)” is supposed to be spelled

  11. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    I see Thames. Guillen, and Cabrera all hitting 2-run homers. A bendy thing will happen with Carlos (nothing serious), and his replacement, Mr. Inge, will come through with his weekly clutch hit, a single misplayed into a double, to drive in 2 runs and break a late tie. Polanco wins it with a grand slam in the 9th, though we won’t realize it was the winner until Todd Jones gives up 2 in the bottom half en route to picking up the win. Dontrelle gets roughed up early, but Galaragga comes on and puts out the fire, though one late mistake will cost him the win. A sensational play by – of all people – Edgar Scissorhands gets Jones and the Tigers out of a difficult 9th inning pickle. Magglio goes hitless again, and yet scores 4 times. A Quad-Magglio (thank you, Mark).

    Tigers 12, A’s 8.

    Shut out again on Wednesday.

  12. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Sean,

    Do you mean Inge’s weekly hit or weakly hit?

    Love the sutout tomorrow call after scoring 12 tonight, that’s golden.

  13. Taylor Avatar
    Taylor

    Sean C.

    That was one of the best comments I’ve ever read here…

    It’s almost sad that our season has become such comic relief, but it’s nice you guys come through to keep me laughing!

  14. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Ken, your spelling was fine, accept for skittzo. Seriously – you make a good point, and it’s the thing that worries me the most about the Tigers aside from the consistently inconsistent play. Could there be a connection between the two? And what came first? (No, Who’s on first…)

    Coleman, you’re funny. You’re in the right place.

  15. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Mark

    “Do you mean Inge’s weekly hit or weakly hit?”

    Yes.

  16. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I see Jim Leyland, self-confused by mentioning that Inge has the same injury as Sheffield several times (required: one cigarette before and after each use of the word oblique), becoming furious at being unable to find Sheffield to send in as a late-inning defensive replacement at 3rd–so furious that he almost puts a name to it.

  17. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    All the Central teams except the White Sox are losing tonight. Sure would be nice to pick up a game on everyone.

  18. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Ken, you do make a good point, Leyland seems to be all over the place with his moves, sometimes contradicting something he said minutes earlier.

    At least he’s consistent (so far) with letting Curtis get some ABs against a lefty.

  19. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Taylor – Thanks, but keep reading. I’m actually kind of a lightweight around here.

  20. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    And we now boldly embark into Day One of the Cassey Fossum Era.

  21. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Sean,

    “Don’t sell yourself short, judge. You’re a tremendous slouch.”

    Caddyshack? anyone? no? nothing?

    Marcus struck out, he may not see a start again for 3 weeks.

  22. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “And we now boldly embark into Day One of the Cassey Fossum Era.” I read that they found the skeleton of a prehistoric frog from that era that probably ate baby dinosaurs.

  23. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Apparently Raburn is our emergency catcher, meaning that he would take over for Pudge if something extraordinary happened (a base on balls, perhaps). Thames, who lacks Raburn’s one Spring Training inning at catcher, is therefore the DH because you can’t move players from the DH spot without a pitcher having to bat. Everyone got it?!

  24. Ken from Cincinnati Avatar
    Ken from Cincinnati

    Mark in Chicago,

    If I didn’t indicate that I’m smart enough to know when I might be stupid by putting (sp?) everywhere, then you might end up thinking I’m just stupid. We can’t have that, Mark.

  25. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “because you can’t move players from the DH spot without a pitcher having to bat.” If Leyland had gone with Galarraga then Willis, you wouldn’t risk much if the pitcher had to bat.

  26. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Dontrelle, presumably having lost a bet, is now sporting the beginnings of some truly unfortunate facial hair.

  27. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    A walk free inning for Dontrelle. And even on the balls he was right around the strike zone.

  28. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Marcus struck out, he may not see a start again for 3 weeks”

    I may have it wrong, but I think I noticed earlier today at bbref that he strikes out LESS often (ratio) against righties.

  29. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    He’s back in his home town, maybe the facial hair is to impress his little brother or something.

  30. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Pretty good inning for D-Train, he established the fastball. Might need to use a few other pitches, though.

  31. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Ken,

    Um…… OK?

    Dave BW,

    Actually, having Dontrelle bat is not a bad thing, he’s a hell of a hitter. Good catch on the brillo pad he glued to his face, though. Somehow I missed that.

    Sean C.,

    Don’t make me go back over to bbref to verify Marcus’ splits against righties, I was there all afternoon, and, there was an…. incident, and well…. let’s just say I can’t really go back for a while.

  32. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    *scoff* Dana’s a girls name, Eveland.

  33. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    What are the odds pudge hits into a DP here? 3-1? 2-1? even money?

  34. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Mark —

    I was just reporting Rod’s herculean explanation — as a Marlins watcher for some three or four years, I know well of Dontrelle’s hitting prowess, believe you me!

  35. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Rodrigues Refuses to take a walk. … would much rather strike out

  36. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    oh my.

    The A’s TV network just put up a stat the pudge swings at 60% of ALL PITCHES.

    But, at least he didn’t hit into a DP.

  37. charlie Avatar
    charlie

    i see the “big unit” is second all time in strikeouts. boy, i wish my nickname in highschool had been the “big unit” might have had a couple more dates lol.

  38. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Wow this is cool Detroit is doing that thing other teams do, where they don’t swing at the bad pitches and suddenly there are a lot of guys on base and the pitchers get tired and whatnot…except Pudge of course (on the other hand: no double play)

  39. Tbone Avatar
    Tbone

    Pudge and Raburn killing the rally from the bottom of the order. Ugh.

  40. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “*scoff* Dana’s a girls name, Eveland.”

    And you can bet that the Tiger dugout is razzing him without mercy. One of the keys to victory I failed to mention in the pregame forecast.

    Mark – Ken’s kidding. I’m pretty sure. Incident? Ha! You’ll HAVE to tell us about it some time. I was telling Chris we NEVER should have told you about that place.

  41. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I don’t want to do this, I’m sure it’s impolite but I really can’t help it …Raburn’s only hitting .091 with Runners in Scoring Position! Help!

  42. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Pudge Pudge
    The wonderful mitt
    The more you swing
    The less you hit

  43. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Attn: First Willis K of the year

  44. Ken from Cincinnati Avatar
    Ken from Cincinnati

    When I see Pudge walk to the plate with the bases loaded I get the same feeling I get when I walk into a room with 3 drunk chicks at a party. I see loads of opportunity…..I should at least get one. Hell, there’s the possibility I might even get two or three…But most likely I’m just going to go down swinging.

  45. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “boy, i wish my nickname in highschool had been the “big unit” might have had a couple more dates” haha now ain’t that true

    (on the other hand: could have been “the big eunuch” so maybe count your blessings)

  46. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Raburn’s only hitting .091 with Runners in Scoring Position!”

    At first I read this as: Raburn’s only hitting .091 with Renteria in Scoring Position! It was funnier that way.

    I’m not making this up.

  47. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Ken! Hey-oh.

  48. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Wow and poetry here too, thanks to Sean C, what fun (although I keep ending up with other rhymes in my head instead of “mitt”)…no wonder Grilli misses you.

  49. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Next time Pudge comes to the plate, bases loaded one out, I’m calling for the suicide squeeze. Nothing erks me more than a bases-loaded-one-out whiff. If you can’t even put the ball in play, for crying out loud, bunt.

  50. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Yeah, Ken I know you were joking around, but I originally read your post explaing all the ‘(sp?)’ that it was difficult to understand. So writing “Um…. OK?” was a lot funnier to me than it was to everybody else.

    Chris, sorry to disappoint, but there was no actual incident over at bbref. I was just poking fun at myself for wasting a LOT of time over there today instead of doing, you know, work. I knew about the site prior to you guys but had never really explored it until you and Chris told me about some of the other stuff on it.

  51. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Joba Chamberlain — restricted to a 65 pitch count — allowed two runs in an epic two inning start. Pitcher of the future!

  52. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Re; Pudge–strangely enough, that’s why it might not be so dumb batting him leadoff. One less DP opportunity per game. And he hits better with bases empty.

  53. Tbone Avatar
    Tbone

    Rod on Polanco: “you don’t see him going 0-2 against Oakland pitching”.

    Just like we never see him strike out.

    Just like everything else about this season that is so inexplicable.

  54. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Great analogy BTW, Ken.

  55. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “At first I read this as: Raburn’s only hitting .091 with Renteria in Scoring Position! It was funnier that way.

    I’m not making this up.”

    OK, that’s annoying, because now I really want to look up Raburn’s stats with Renteria in scoring position but I also want to, you know, watch the game.

    Oh well, I shouldn’t worry about Renteria, since I don’t drink the water.

  56. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I expect big things from Cabrera tonight now that it’s getting dark.

  57. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    oh boy. D-Train slipping. Command suddenly MIA…

  58. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Wow, damn good play by Guillen there

  59. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    Glad he got out of that with a DP. That inning he was all over the place.

  60. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Hey, nice D. I wish the Tigers, could do that… oh, wait.

  61. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Maybe that means Guillen’s…you know, his…he might have less…well, you know…

  62. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    It’s okay to break up the no hitter now guys

  63. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    What’s going on, folks? Remember, I’m in the Land That Time Forgot here. Oh, sorry – I already saw the game in my crystal ball. Never mind.

  64. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Rod once again refers to black men as “brothers”, much to the astonishment of Mario

  65. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Well they will break it up–now that you JINXED it by mentioning it.
    (Although I guess it’s still unclear if blogmention has jinx power)

  66. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    If this pitching strategy works tonight I see a new rotation. Verlander/Rogers, Robertson/Bonderman, Fossom/Porcello, Willis/Galarraga. The new wave of baseball. Catch It!

  67. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Sean,

    Dontrelle looks pretty good, got a couple of DP grounders. Walked two last inning as his command disappeared but got out of it.

    Tigers have 3 walks but no hits.

    0-0, top 4.

  68. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Sean — No score. Willis has given up a couple hits and walks, and Eveland just had his no-hitter broken up by legendary failure Miguel Cabrera

  69. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    ok, a hit. phew.

    now, let’s try a run.

  70. Ken from Cincinnati Avatar
    Ken from Cincinnati

    Thanks, Mark. 🙂 I’ll just grab a dictionary next time so we don’t have to explain ourselves anymore. BTW, Nice job so far by Dontrelle. He’s the best African American pitcher we’ve had since……ummmmmmm…well…(panic attack)..ummm…(shuffling through papers)…….(googling,googling)………..uhhh…..Earl Wilson?

  71. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    See, told you about Cabrera. And he’s just getting started.
    [Cabrera day game BA: .186 night game BA: .324]

  72. RudeMood19 Avatar
    RudeMood19

    I liked Willis’ reaction after the Guillen DP. The man cares about what he does, I respect that a lot. He doesn’t just stop giving a sh*t just because he’s getting paid millions.

  73. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    yeah, there’s the DP.

    what a fun (and familiar) way to end a tiger scoring threat.

  74. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Cabrera is still in the bigs? Give the guy credit for trying. Hang in there, Miggy.

  75. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    I just think the M.O. for opposing pitchers is to pitch around the first 2/3 for the order and make up for lost time w/ the latter 1/3. A couple anxious swings out of the top 2/3 in a 6 inning stint and that’s all you need. Renteria’s AB and Pudge’s/Raburn’s in the last threat shows that.

  76. Ken from Cincinnati Avatar
    Ken from Cincinnati

    Nice, Brian in Tampa. The buddy system. I like it.

  77. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    May be time to get Armando up and throwing . . .

  78. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    It’s getting tougher and tougher for Dontrelle to find the strike zone.

  79. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    I think it’s time to switch to Armando now please.

  80. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    So Zoom hit triple digits tonight, huh?

  81. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Here we go with the air horn again

  82. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Okay, time for Galarraga to start warming.

  83. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    On Gameday it says “Injury Delay.” What’s up? ‘Trelle’s knee go again?

  84. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Groin.

  85. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “now, let’s try a run.”

    Ah, so that’s what a “hit and run” is. As a Tiger fan, I am hazy on such definitions.

  86. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Oh for Pete’s sake.

  87. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    something is bugging dontrelle, but he stayed in the game long enough to walk the second hitter of the inning also.

  88. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Oh, man. Willis is injured again?

  89. Chris Avatar

    Whoever was the scout involved with reporting on Willis to the Tigers, should be immediately fired.

  90. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    D-Train with second strikeout of the year

  91. Mike R Avatar

    Ivan Rodriguez blocked a ball in the dirt. Is it time for Haley’s Comet to come around again or is the world about to implode?

  92. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    only because Emil Brown swung at 2 straight pitches out of the zone, Dave.

    But I’ll take it.

  93. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Struck out Emil Brown but also had the wild pitch to “bunt” the two guys over.

    Like a Sacrifice K.

  94. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    D-Train with THIRD strikeout of the year

  95. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Then gets Buck on three pitches. Nice.

  96. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    and K #3 on 3 pitches for the second out.

  97. Mike R Avatar

    Basically Willis came up hopping like he pulled a groin. He just dusted off Travis Buck with a 91, 91, 93 mph fastball sequence. This is the velocity he was at when he was good in Florida. That’s a good sign as this isn’t the only inning I’ve noticed this. He seems to be sitting comfortably in the 89-91 range.

    His, what I think is his groin, is REALLY bothering him. He’s hopping after every pitch.

  98. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Dontrelle’s delivery is so weird that it’s impossible to tell when he’s injured or not

  99. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Willis’ mom up and talking trash after the K. Stay classy, Momma.

  100. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    According to Adam, the scout’s name is Pete, Chris.

  101. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    You gotta bring Gallaraga in after he walks the bases loaded here.

    The guy is money when there’s two outs.

  102. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Wow, I’m running short of “K” placards to hold up….

  103. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Why is he still in there?

    How many times have we seen a guy walk in a run this year? I don’t want to see it again!

  104. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “According to Adam, the scout’s name is Pete, Chris.”

    Pete Chris? Wasn’t he the Kiss drummer?

  105. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Whoa, Dontrelle got out of the inning on a ground out to first. Hopefully he will be allowed to leave on a high-note

  106. Mike R Avatar

    Nah. leaving Willis in is the right spot. Let him either get burned by the BB’s or get out of the jam and keep your lone LHP in the pen for later in the game.

  107. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Ok, good. Thank you for swinging.

  108. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    I will give that effort by Wiilis a pass. Not bad at all. Against a marginal offensive team but looked much better. Now get Gallaraga in there.

  109. greg Avatar
    greg

    Willis so far this season:

    16 BB’s 3 K’s

  110. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    Okay, two nice innings, then two innings where he danced on the knife blade and managed to get of it (and quite nicely I might add). He shouldn’t be out there for the 5th.

  111. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    The fact that Willis hasn’t allowed a run yet doesn’t make a bit of difference – this kind of performance is unacceptable.

  112. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    That’s our problem. Our scouts are rock legends.

  113. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Wow, dontrelle battled and got out of it, 0 runs.

    4ip, 2h, 5bb, 3k, 70 pitches, 37 for strikes.

  114. Ken from Cincinnati Avatar
    Ken from Cincinnati

    Dontrelle’s Mom is talking trash to the airhorn guy.

  115. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Thank you, Dontrelle’s mom

  116. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “That’s our problem. Our scouts are rock legends.” Well at least that Guitar Hero guy they signed turned out to pitch pretty well, if he can get healthy again…

  117. Chris Avatar

    “According to Adam, the scout’s name is Pete, Chris.”

    Well then, hopefully for OUR sake, he is given the ol’ pink slip and he gets hired by Kansas City or Cleveland.

  118. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    HOLY %$^#$%^ PUDGE JUST DREW A LEADOFF WALK

  119. Neal Avatar
    Neal

    That comment about the last Tigers African-American starting pitcher being Earl Wilson was hilarious, although I think Earl was Black during his playing days, but eventually became African-American.
    The thing that struck was that Earl was lifetime 600+ OPS hitter. I think the Tigers were just waiting for an African-American starting pitcher with an OPS above 600.
    Maybe if someone could have conviced the Tigers Carlos Zambrano is African-American then maybe they would have gone after him instead.

  120. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    OK, now that he’s up with nobody on base, NOW Pudge gets all selective about the pitches….

  121. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Who wants to play small ball here?

  122. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Dontrelle’s mom puts the “ass” in “class”

  123. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Oops. Too late. Two strikes.

    And as I type Raburn ropes one to the right field line. I love it when I’m wrong.

  124. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    I almost don’t want to score here just becuase if we do, Leyland is sure to send Dontrelle back out there to try and get him the “W”

  125. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Actually I think Earl Wilson may have even started playing before he was black or African American, that would have happened mid-60s.

  126. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    ok, now that we’ve scored, I’d like to put up an 8-spot or something so if Leyland sends Willis out there he’s got some breathing room

  127. Neal Avatar

    Coleman, good point, I wasn’t going far enough back.

  128. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Not to be ungrateful or anything, but Raburn’s double came without Renteria in scoring position.

  129. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Eveland has forgotten how to pitch all of a sudden

  130. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Willis was a throw in with Cabrera – just Florida’s way of dumping an unwanted player with a high salary. Maybe they made it conditional that Willis go with Cabrera.

  131. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    Just did the minor league wrap. Good rehab news all around

  132. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Wonder when the last time Pudge and Thames walked in the same inning was?

  133. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Why does Maggs never have a green light on 3-0?

  134. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    coleman — I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that this is the first time

  135. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Neal, it’s actually interesting, if you go back even farther, African pops back up. It was feared that African references were being used to make them seem less American, and therefore prejudicing their fight for full citizenship rights.

  136. Chris Avatar

    It’s time for Miggy to finally do something big

  137. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Eveland was no great shakes tonight either – threw more balls than strikes.

  138. Neal Avatar

    Billfer, great news. Now how about another breakdown on possible roster moves at the end of the month when Fernando and Joel are ready to come up?
    Cruceta – what are the possibilites with him? Any chance he stays with the organization?

  139. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    The A’s are usually very good at this, I predict they are one hit away from turning the game over to relief pitchers they just called up and will soon send down in “concede game save arms” mode

  140. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Hey I was typing that before they made the change I swear

  141. Mike R Avatar

    I agree Chris. A .328/.405/.507 vital line for an OPS of .912 in his last 79 PA’s is nothing.

  142. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    sac fly will work, i’ll take the run.

    3-0 tigers

  143. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Mike, I really think it’s time to stop trying with him.

  144. Neal Avatar

    Coleman, I had to switch to ESPN gamecast since MLB Gameday froze on me. I read your post and saw that the pitcher for A’s had no picture in Gamecast. How many guys do you think the A’s use like that in a month?

  145. Kevin in Austin Avatar
    Kevin in Austin

    T Smith – I’m willing to bet that Maggs’ silence on 3-0 is self-imposed.

  146. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Renteria is just brutal. Hopefully he’ll have a huge September and October to redeem himself.

  147. Erik in DC Avatar
    Erik in DC

    Is Carlos OK? they’re talking injury delay?

  148. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Cabrera is hitting EXACTLY at the pace he has the last few seasons…in NIGHT games (.329 BA)

    In day games he is hitting .186 (compared to about .350 the last couple of seasons). It could be a statistical oddity, or there could be actual (and therefore fixable) causes for it (vision issues, sleep habits, team pre-game routines, all sorts of things)

  149. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    OK so how long does Jimmuh stick with Willis to try and get him the “W”?

  150. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Willis out, Armando in

  151. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    Neal – So much can change between now and when they are ready. With Willis limping around Bautista may be taking his spot. After that who knows. Jones and Miner are safe, and Seay probably is as well. Lopez needs to get back to throwing strikes. Dolsi would likely be out due to options.

  152. Kevin in Austin Avatar
    Kevin in Austin

    This isn’t soccer Suzuki…

  153. Ken from Cincinnati Avatar
    Ken from Cincinnati

    We got a guy with an airhorn that won’t quit. Now I’m hearing a referee whistle every 10 seconds. Is that bongos too?? Let’s just get a cow bell out there and finish this thing.

  154. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    hooray, Leyland made the right move pulling Willis.

    However, I worry this may be a foreign experience for Galarraga, I hope he gets settled in quick.

  155. Neal Avatar

    Does Armando think he has to pitch like D-train if he replaces him?

  156. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I’m not sure how often they do it, although I like the idea of keeping track of them by picture/no picture…and there is seldom any fuss about ooh they brought up so and so…of course Oakland could call up about anyone short of Rickey Henderson and nobody would notice much. You may remember the trick used to be the DL–guy pitches, you put him on the DL, take another guy off the DL, use him, etc, but the league cracked down at some point, although I’m foggy about if they changed rules or said “hey, cut it out!” or what.

  157. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    To be fair, it looks like Armando’s getting squeezed a bit on the strike zone

  158. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    I don’t know Dave, Armando is all over the place with some of these pitches.

    EDIT: that 1-1 pitch to Crosby was a strike, but called a ball, I agree.

  159. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Indeed, but some of the calls have been… questionable

  160. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    The A’s have 5 guys who have pitched less than 10 innings; the Tigers have 3.

  161. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Sorry, Tigers have 2, Dontrelle was one of them.

  162. Neal Avatar

    Thanks, Billfer. I’m in SD and catch the games on MLB gamecast when I can. The blog is great.

  163. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Is this just one of those games or is the strike zone really tiny? – 14 BBs and we’re ot out of the 5th inning yet.

  164. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    Galarraga has done this his last couple starts in the first inning. He’s all over the place.

  165. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    Vince – it was pretty big the first 2 innings, and then it shrunk in the 3rd for both teams.

  166. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Now Gallaraga has control problems? WTF?!

  167. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    Thanks Neal.

  168. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    SD as in South Dakota? or as in San Diego? If S. Dakota, do they black out the Twins and Rockies?

  169. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Oh sorry you said gamecast not mlb.tv; the reason I asked is from horror stories about the blackout policy for people who live in places like Las Vegas.

  170. Neal Avatar

    Why would you have 5 guys on the roster who haven’t thrown more than 10 innings. Do the starters for the A’s consistently go that deep? Or, really, do the A’s just bring up guys to see if they will work out, or show them to other scouts, etc., etc.

  171. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Armando likes the slider with two strikes.

  172. greg Avatar
    greg

    Some have to learn the hard way not to walk people.

  173. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    oh man. Armando has only himself to blame.

    Chavez takes him out, 3-3 game.

  174. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    That’s dude’s first RBI of the season too

  175. Neal Avatar

    San Diego, I’m usually at work at Game times, so no tube.

  176. Mike R Avatar

    Neal, the A’s have that many guys with so few innings due to injuries. Something like 15 guys have hit the DL for them I think?

  177. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I’m in SF area, and I think I just felt my 2nd earthquake of the evening. (And no, that isn’t some reference to a Cabrera hit and run)

  178. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    seriously, the dood with the horn needs to knock it off.

  179. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    That’s the way to answer with a wimper.

  180. Neal Avatar

    Wow, maybe Moneyball should be more interested in the Athleticism of guys, maybe more scouting report emphasis. Just kidding. (yes, I know it doesn’t equate to staying healty).

  181. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    I hope Armando can settle down. Tell me when he’s out of the inning.

  182. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    A first pitch strike would be nice.

  183. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    My point was they seem to bring up some guys as cheap hired help–these guys aren’t prospects.

  184. Kevin in Austin Avatar
    Kevin in Austin

    Coleman – what did you eat for dinner?

  185. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Pizza. Although I wouldn’t turn down some Austin barbeque

  186. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Strange move by the A’s going with a lefty with no lefties due up for the Tigers until Granderson bats again.

  187. Mike R Avatar

    …Did Rod Allen really just try to quote Mario Impemba and turn the word “delve” into “dwelve”?

  188. Neal Avatar

    Coleman, you’re probably right. Look, a pitcher with a picture.
    I thought it was really funny earlier in the year when I checked the score on a game, , and both the pitcher and hitter pictures were guys in Tigers hats. I think it was Marlins-Braves, Infante and Miller.

  189. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    I have to wonder how the 5th inning would have turned out if Leyland had sent Willis back out there.

  190. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    To dwelve is to delve into something you’re dwelling upon.

  191. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    that was a really close pitch, but he has been pretty consistent with that call.

    2 on, 1 out.

    NOW is a good time for a big hit from Miggy

  192. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    does that mean you do it twelve times?

  193. Neal Avatar

    Sean’s back. Or is it to think about housing?

  194. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Neal, no Topps baseball card type airbrushing out the “D” on one of the hats? You’d think at least a quick photoshop job…another walk though and this Embree’s gonna wish there was no pic of him up….

  195. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Well, Mark, everyone was crying not to let Willis back in for the 5th. I blame you guys.

  196. Neal Avatar

    To dwelve is to think about building a dozen dwellings.

  197. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    It’s about time. Make all those walks pay.

  198. Kevin in Austin Avatar
    Kevin in Austin

    Attaboy Carlos

  199. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Rallybuster Renteria.

  200. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Hah! Nice hitting!

  201. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    terrible 0-2 pitch by embree and the Tigers have the lead back!

    still loaded, 1 out. Renteria preparing to ground into a 6-4-3 DP

  202. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “does that mean you do it twelve times?”

    Only if it involves elves.

  203. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Renteria is actually 2nd on the team in Sac Flies, hint hint

  204. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Not bad, Neal.

    We got the lead back? Yeah.

  205. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    He’s is Goddamn terrible.

  206. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    Good call Mark.

  207. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Renteria is quickly earning the role of whipping boy. Back to back failing to come thru

  208. Mike R Avatar

    Since there’s no drunk Joe Namath, I’ll say it:

    Edgar Renteria is strugg-a-ling.

  209. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Ooh somebody called that one…

  210. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Good old station to station baseball – exciting stuff.

  211. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    welcome back, sean.

    you’re probably right, it’s all my fault since i was probably the most vocal. this is why i’m not a manager.

    edgar grounds into the FIVE-4-3 DP, I really hate it when i’m wrong.

  212. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Coleman, that’s not fair. I wanted to be the guy who could rattle off stats like that at the drop of a hat. I was keeping spreadsheets and everything, Drat. What went wrong?

  213. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I guess no Inge for defense, this would have been the spot. Carlos has done well tonight though actually.

  214. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    I wonder if Jair Jurrjens could have run that one out?

  215. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    It’s just that Leyland can’t find Sheffield.

  216. Neal Avatar

    Can we please start to look for anyone that can actually field at SS. I mean, if the SS can’t hit, why not at least have glove out there.
    I know I’m probably way premature on this, but Renteria doesn’t seem to progressing at all either at the plate or in field, maybe even regressing in each area even from the beginning of the year.

  217. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Well stats can’t actually predict anything that’s gonna happen. Renteria’s stats are odd anyway. He gets like 6 RBI in game, then goes a week without any. But it all averages out.

  218. Mike R Avatar

    Hey, Bill, doesn’t Fossum throw an eephus pitch?

  219. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “It’s just that Leyland can’t find Sheffield.” Wow good catch. It would be funnier if I wasn’t suddenly worried it could actually happen…

  220. ron Avatar
    ron

    Tigers need Dumars.

  221. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “I wonder if Jair Jurrjens could have run that one out?”

    I know that would be hilarious if I was actually seeing the game. Tell me later.

  222. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Inge is only available in emergencies, he has a tweaked oblique

    insert similar rhyming injuries here….

  223. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    My feeling is that Renteria is a very streaky player. The problem is, those streaks are lengthy and can be a season long. (See time in Boston vs. time is Atlanta)

  224. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Sean’s the poet let’s see if he can get “tweaked oblique” and “jair jurrjens” into the same poem

  225. Mike R Avatar

    Not seeing Inge hit because of a bad oblique gives my eyes a night of relief.

    …I promise to never try to do that again.

  226. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    I don’t see any reason why Leyland wouldn’t let Galarraga pitch the 8th and 9th innings so he can get a win, hold and save in the same night and then retire directly into the Hall of Fame.

    I’m sure that’s what Jimmuh’s thinking.

  227. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Coleman – I pay attention. I see all, sorta like that all-seeing eye in the pyramid on a dollar bill. Or something. Too bad I can’t put the all-seeing eye to work on an actual Tigers game in progress. Am I gonna have to start going to bars or what?

  228. Neal Avatar

    As soon as Sheff gets healthly (2010?), he could start at SS.
    Guillen evidently played outfield (not at MLB level) before going to the infield. Sheff starting out as a SS. He’s old, slow, injuried, not much of fielder, and may have arm accuracy issues, seems like he would fit the Leyland mold to play in this infield.

  229. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    Mike

    Fossum does throw an eephus pitch. I’ve seen it when he pitched here in Tampa.

  230. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Apparently Pudge is in little league swinging at pitches a foot over his head.

    Goodness I’ll be glad when he’s gone. I’m sorry, he’s my whipping boy.

  231. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Woo, Mark!

  232. Mike R Avatar

    Brian, thanks. I thought he did but wasn’t 100% sure. That’s the bonus of him being up — I get to see the Eephus from a Tiger pitcher.

  233. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Any combination of three more walks or singles and we’ll have that all-important insurance run.

  234. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Sorry, Coleman. I can barely spell Jurjjens, let alone pronounce it. Otherwise, I’d try.

  235. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    I think that billfer set up a paypal account so we can all chip in and get Sean C. a broadband connection. I mean, he’s been hinting at it for weeks 😉

  236. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I forgot about that eye on the dollar bill, thanks a lot, now I don’t feel comfortable with money in my pocket.

    Another run here would be huge…

  237. Mike R Avatar

    1 single down, 2 more to go, Vince!

  238. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Am I imagining or did Frank Tanana throw an eephus or two?

  239. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Wow and the two non-leadfoot runners on base too!

  240. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Mark, my woo was for the Leyland comment. Neal just raised you for biting sarcasm, though.

  241. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Oh for the love of Johnny Grubb

  242. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    wow, looks like Clete might have been safe. As it stands he should have gotten a better jump than that, they had Polly shaded to right field.

  243. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    I’m going to go on record right now:

    Fossum should not come into this game by default. Galarraga is settling in. Let him pitch.

  244. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    I don’t mind them sending the runner there. Clete actually got his hand in I think.

    But Thomas as a pinch runner I’m not a fan of. He’s been very tentative on the base paths.

  245. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Yeah, that’s a pretty snarky comment from Neal re: Sheff at short.

    Well done sir.

  246. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    T Smith – If it wasn’t Cust and Chavez up next I’d agree completely.

  247. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    I agree with you, T, although I don’t know what lefties Oakland has coming up, if any. I tihnk Fossum is very tough on lefties.

  248. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I wouldn’t mind Galarraga back in either…plus that would be 5 innings, a quality start…sort of….

    That’s an interesting observation about Clete, since he doesn’t seem tentative in general. Odd.

  249. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    Fossum hit 91?

  250. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Mark – You’ll all have to chip in to relocate me while you’re at it. The price of rural splendor – no broadband available. Satellite, maybe. But I think I owe Billfer a “beer” or two before anyone starts taking up collections for ME.

    Also, armed with broadband… well, try not to think about it. Isn’t it bad enough already?

  251. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    This is what happens when you abandon your game plan – they should have held Thomas at 3rd and waited for another BB.

  252. Neal Avatar

    Billfer on the record going for the lefty on lefty matchup.

  253. Kevin in Austin Avatar
    Kevin in Austin

    So it is possible to throw someone out at home.

    What a throw.

  254. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    Something crazy. I went to a spring training game Tigers-Pirates. Fossum gave up the game winning home run while pitching for Pittsburgh. Now he’s with the Tigers.

  255. Mike R Avatar

    whoa. 91 from Fossum on the first pitch? In Tampa wasn’t he throwing like 85 or am I wrong?

    And I love how surprised Rod is whenever the numbers are put up by whoever is called up. “Whoa! 48 K’s in 11 games!” You’d think that he’d know a little bit about the guys dominating in Triple-A.

  256. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    at the same time, how many times has Leyland played the percentages with matchups only to see it blow up all over the field? It seems like a ton. I wonder if Jimmuh’s gut told him to go with the hot pitcher who’s thrown like 50 pitches?

  257. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Look:

    It might work out okay, but why? Why gamble here? There is nothing wrong with Galarraga’s stuff.

  258. Neal Avatar

    So far, so good in the Billfer managerial era.

  259. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    Coleman – it’s a hard thing to judge on TV, but when he was up earlier I was at several games where he wasn’t going first to third and not getting good secondary leads.

  260. billfer Avatar
    billfer

    Seeing as he already gave up a homer to Chavez, I’m okay with it. If it were a 2 run lead I’d say leave him in, but I’m okay going to Fossum in that situation.

    You say it’s a gamble to go with Fossum, I’d say it’s a gamble to stick with the Cat.

  261. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “So it is possible to throw someone out at home.” So it seems! (although a helpful ump is useful in doing so)

  262. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Fossum is on ‘roids.

    Steroids, that is. Carlos has the market cornered on the other kind. hey-yo!!! (that’s actually my first carlos/h-roids joke. I can’t believe I held out this long… it’s not even that good of a joke, oh well.)

  263. Chris Avatar

    Tigers will lose…. They always lose close games

  264. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Yeah Oakland as usual is stocked with lefties I gotta backtrack and say Fossum was the right call here.

  265. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Let’s just hope Miner comes thru. These late inning one run leads are not enjoyable for me.

  266. Mike R Avatar

    I am still absolutely stunned that Casey Fossum hit 91 on the gun. Couple that with Ivan Rodriguez blocking a ball in the dirt at a semi-crucial point earlier tonight and I’m starting to question the functions of time and space.

  267. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Now as to Miner (with about 100 lefthanders after this guy)….??

  268. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    oh goodness. come on, Miner. throw strikes, man.

  269. Dylan Avatar

    Wow Pudge…

  270. Mike R Avatar

    Annnnnnnddddddd there’s the Ivan Rodriguez I’ve come to know! No need to catch, hang onto, or block a ball with the game on the line. Atta Boy!

  271. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    I can’t believe Pudge doesn’t catch that. Then again stop walking people please.

  272. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    ugh, killer.

    clete’s got a gun and pudge can’t hold on.

  273. Kevin in Austin Avatar
    Kevin in Austin

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME PUDGE. Wow. I can’t think of what else to say. Freaking wow.

  274. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    This season is nothing less than comical. I guess I start cheering for the Street Save for my fantasy team. Ridiculous. I’ve honestly never seen anything like it in 30+ years of sports fandom and there is a LOT of material there. I don’t know how Rod and Mario do it every night/day.

  275. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Why bring in Fossum for the lefties if you have L-L-L-R-L-L-L coming up, then take him out for the one right hander (who Miner walks), and get left with Miner facing all Lefties? or am I missing something?

  276. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    Miner has been afraid of his own stuff since forever. He continually falls behind on counts. Then he walks guys or has to come in with pitches that are easy to hit. This has been obvious for almost two years now (after his deceptive first time around the league as a starter).

    There was no reason to pull Galarraga in the first place. I’d rather have a starter in his 4th inning throwing his 51st pitch than a mediocre couple relief pitches in their first inning. Just because the inning sign says “8” doesn’t mean you have to go to the pen.

  277. Dylan Avatar

    CURTIS GRANDERSON MAKING PLAYS

  278. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    That’s how you catch the ball Pudge.

  279. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    what a play by granderson.

    i mean, wow.

  280. Kevin in Austin Avatar
    Kevin in Austin

    I feel bad b/c I’m not excited about Grandy’s catch, as I’m still disgusted with Pudge’s lack of one.

  281. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    It’s the ubiquitious 8th inning meltdown.

  282. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Although Miner will eventually get back to some right handed hitters it appears….@!!!##!

  283. greg Avatar
    greg

    One of the best OF in the game…..curtis

  284. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Coleman:

    It’s known as the genius of Jim Leyland.

  285. Mike R Avatar

    Curtis Granderson is out of his mind. Holy wow.

  286. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Well, we got the Big Guys coming up, that’s supposed to be how you want it…

  287. Chris in Nashville Avatar
    Chris in Nashville

    That was an UNREAL play by Grandy….BUT, that was HORRIBLE baserunning on Brown’s part. The play is to go the bag there either way….even if Granderson doensn’t make that catch, he’d score either way. I doubt he gets up and throws him out…though he did get it in pretty quick. Clete made a great throw after making an equally bad baserunning play.

  288. Forty Avatar
    Forty

    curbitis grandslammercatch

  289. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    well, we lucked out that we’re not down by a run, but we got some bad breaks mixed in with our own mistakes to be tied.

    Oakland dind’t hit a ball hard all inning, Clete may have been safe at home and then made a perfect throw home that for some reason pudge couldn’t catch, and Miner walked his first hitter to put the tying run in scoring position. That’s how you lose games.

    Fortunately, we have Granderson on our team, otherwise this game is over.

  290. greg Avatar
    greg

    I’m not mad at Pudge, he’s human, everyone makes mistakes.

    I bet you he smokes a line drive in his next AB.

  291. ron Avatar
    ron

    Pudge didn’t want to get his dress dirty.

  292. Forty Avatar
    Forty

    i guess magglio just can’t hit huston street…:)

  293. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    http://www.adamholwerda.com/image/safe.jpg

    The Clete Thomas play. I say he was safe.

  294. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    What’s the ratio of steps covered by Grandy and by Maggs on that last play? I say at LEAST 2:1. Grandy makes that catch in shallow right field.

  295. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    What is going on? Fossum, then Miner? In the 8th? Huh? What?

    Leyland needs a Public Defender. Volunteers?

  296. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I thought he had one…

  297. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Adam, I think you’re right, but it’s so hard to tell. The closest angle the A’s tv guys showed had the umpire directly in the way, so you couldn’t see the plate.

  298. Mike R Avatar

    Honestly, we should be happy that Ivan Rodriguez even got in front of the Clete Thomas throw. I mean, any other ball that touches the ground he never gets in front of.

  299. Neal Avatar

    Maybe Fieger will help him out since his legal issues seem to be behind him.

  300. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Deja Vu coming up. Bring out the losing pitcher du jour.

  301. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    It looks like he’s safe probably in the pic, but it also looks like the ump is looking right at the play, and Clete is looking up at the ump (am I safe??) which makes him seem less safe. Seriously.

  302. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Who’s on the block to get DFA’d if the Tigers can’t go to extra innings here?

  303. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    I heard they just called Cruceta back, for old times’ sake.

  304. scotsw Avatar
    scotsw

    Well, the stage is now set for a walk-off walk-in… Just gotta load up the pond.

  305. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Zach attack

  306. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “i guess magglio just can’t hit huston street…:)”

    Ha! Only occasionally.

  307. greg Avatar
    greg

    Sean – I retired from a 1 year term of defending Leyland about a month ago. I’ll never hold that office again.

  308. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    The next few guys can all bunt. I’m just saying….

  309. Mike R Avatar

    “because when these bats break, they’re dangerous!”

    This is the hard-hitting analysis you get here on FSN Detroit! No OBP numbers, but boy, I now know that broken bats can be dangerous!

  310. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Please note that the Tigers have had 17 baserunners tonight: 14 off of LHP in 5.1 IP and 3 off RHP in 3.2. If Oakland hadn’t goofed by putting in Eveland and Embree, the score would be 4-0, game over and another shutout.

  311. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “I thought he had one…”

    Billfer?

  312. Forty Avatar
    Forty

    since when does billy beane bunt?

  313. Neal Avatar

    We’re only paying him Pudge the league minimum, right? And it wasn’t an team option to keep an old catcher who never had high OBA, but had lost his high BA and his power, not to mention diminishing defensive skills.
    A keeper, at what, only $13 million.

  314. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    man, these midweek games threads are routinely over 250 posts now. plenty of great jokes, fascinating insights, and good old fashioned chemistry.

    and, soon enough, another walk-off loss…

  315. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Nice pitch, Miner.

  316. greg Avatar
    greg

    Forty – whenever he sees there’s no 3B on the field.

    😉

  317. Forty Avatar
    Forty

    but neal, he manages the staff so well. he’s practically been a father to justin verlander this year.

  318. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Who’s on the block to get DFA’d if the Tigers can’t go to extra innings here?”

    Leyland?

    Greg, I don’t blame you. I tried working for that office as a part-time paralegal. Didn’t work out.

  319. Forty Avatar
    Forty

    ha i hear u greg

  320. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Come on Renteria, impress me.

  321. Mike R Avatar

    Renteria might bunt for a hit. And I might get out and run 7 miles tomorrow to work off the taco bell cheesy double beef burritos that are destroying my intestinal system since they went on the value meal.

  322. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “since when does billy beane bunt?” Oakland has 21 bunts AB so far (Detroit has 18). Beane isn’t big on the SACRIFICE bunt, but bunting for hits is fair game…and if you look at the Detroit corner infielders…

  323. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Wow. A hit by Pudge. Still will need a HR to do any good though.

  324. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “taco bell cheesy double beef burritos that are destroying my intestinal system since they went on the value meal.” Sounds like you might have a bit of renteria yourself.

  325. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    well whoever called the pudge base hit nailed it.

    nice work, can we get a run, please?

  326. greg Avatar
    greg

    This Oakland crowd has to rank as one of the more lifeless major league crowds I’ve ever seen.

  327. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    Come on Grandy

  328. Neal Avatar

    The best thing Pudge could have done in a fatherly way would have been to tell Joel to hire some kids to help his dad move boxes. That would have been worth the option.

  329. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Curtis, you feel like stealing the show offensively, too?

  330. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Can we call you Taco Bell Miguel?

  331. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    C’mon, Catching Ball Guy, knock in Dropping Ball Guy!

  332. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Any combination of two more singles or walks (well maybe three if they get another runner thrown out) and we can take the lead. Please Jim, don’t try to take that extra base.

  333. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    OK at least we don’t have to worry about the DP

  334. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Let’s go Polly.

  335. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Polly is the guy you want in this spot.

  336. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Super.

  337. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “OK at least we don’t have to worry about the DP” True Vince, since he’s on 3rd.

  338. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Oh no! Do we even HAVE another pitcher?

  339. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    oh man, Gaudin hung a slider and Polly missed it.

    damn

  340. Mike R Avatar

    Sounds like you might have a bit of renteria yourself.

    Holy crap, Coleman. That is outstanding. Billfer may not make that the post of the night, but that’s my leader in the clubhouse.

  341. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    So, what now? More Zach Attack? Roller Coaster?

  342. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    I want Daniel Day Lewis to play Leyland in the movie version.

  343. Neal Avatar

    Gotta go, hope they make it, at least no one can get a high sticking penalty in extra innings. Sean, Coleman, and the rest, till next time.

  344. Vince in MN Avatar
    Vince in MN

    Coleman:

    There were also two outs.

  345. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “Holy crap” Nice addition there too Mike R

  346. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    C’mon, Catching Ball Guy, knock in Dropping Ball Guy!

    Gold.

  347. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    that is the weirdest bat-breaking sound i’ve ever heard.

    it sounded like he hit it with a bamboo rod.

  348. Forty Avatar
    Forty

    i think they should have penalized the pens for having their guy bleed on our stick

  349. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    “There were also two outs.” Yeah, I’m a tad overboard today in my Pudge aversion

  350. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Do you Seay what I Seay?

  351. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Coleman,

    Pudge sucks, we know this. No shame in shredding him mercilessly. No such thing as overboard.

  352. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Man, I’m sure glad that Neal guy took off. I think he’s bad luck for the Tigers.

    What do you mean, he’ll be able to read this tomorrow? Shut up.

  353. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    leadoff doubles are good. maybe we can actually score a run now with 4-5-6 coming up.

    think Jimmuh will have Maggs bunting?

  354. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    God, I can’t believe I’m still up. The wife has been asleep for 3 hours, and the alarm is set for 6 AM.

  355. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    I’ll say something nice about Pudge–I don’t mind him one bit on the basepaths. He’s about the only guy (besides Sheffield, when he used to be on the basepaths sometimes, and sometimes Inge) you see go in to 2nd HARD on a double-play ball; he’s aggressive and rarely foolish; etc. Now if he could just catch the ball, and hit the ball…

  356. Mike R Avatar

    Cue up Chris coming in and calling for Miggy to be cut/dealt/deported.

  357. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    Come on lead off double and he’s going to get stranded. This is just plain horrible.

  358. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    ugh, killer strike out by miggy. that hurts.

  359. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Brian, my alarm is set for 5:30. Guess who’s going to be late?

  360. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Jeez, this inning is giving ME some Renteria.

  361. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    Renteria can make his miserable night all better by simply getting a base hit.

    He’s done it before. Lots of times, in fact.

    Come ON, man…

  362. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    Sean

    I say you and me. I’m my own boss, but I’m still going to be late. Oh well.

  363. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Uh. I’m watching on Gameday. So, why didn’t Thames score?

  364. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    sadly, our best hope is probably for Gaudin to bounce one to the backstop…

  365. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Wow sometimes I forget–I mean I’m on the West Coast, Brian in Tampas wife went to bed 3 hours ago, which here is like now…well, you know what I mean. They should fix this time zone thing…

  366. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    Adam

    Because the Tigers suck with runners in scoring position.

  367. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    And somewhere Gorkys and Jair are laughing. I seriously hate Renteria, what a flat-out bust.

  368. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    the ball bounced like 4 feet away from suzuki, adam. no chance for thames to score.

  369. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Unfortunately for Cabrera, these are the ABs that Detroit fans are going to remember until he makes them forget. Same with Renteria, in a way. They’re under the microscope.

  370. Mark in Chicago Avatar
    Mark in Chicago

    yeah, it’s 12:40 here and i’ve got to quit for the night. later all, thanks for making tonight a blast!

  371. Mike R Avatar

    This inning is giving me some Renteria. Oh man. That is golden. hahah.

  372. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    This strikezone is flat out putrid.

  373. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Bunt, single, ballgame, book it.

  374. Chris Avatar

    “Cue up Chris coming in and calling for Miggy to be cut/dealt/deported.”

    Now do you agree that the guy just sucks…. No clutch hitting.

    And Rentarea is was the worst trade of the year. just awful.

  375. Mike R Avatar

    Haha, no Chris. I do not agree that he sucks at all.

  376. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    why not walk him with Seay before brining in Dolsi?

  377. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Dolsi comin’ up. I like that kid.

  378. Dylan Avatar

    Got him at second. Heads up play Edgar. TERRIBLE TRADE!. LOL. Watch us give up a 2 run dinger right here now.

  379. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    Good play by Renteria, he needed one.

  380. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Yeah, I like Dolsi, too.

    I’ve reached the end of my endurance. Please let them win. The Tigers, I mean.

  381. Kevin in Austin Avatar
    Kevin in Austin

    What was Renteria thinking? I think you gotta get the sure out there…sounds like the Umps bailed him out.

  382. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    And…..Mark Ellis/Bobby Crosby have the opportunity to burn the Tigers again….

  383. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Inge gets that one, obliquely even

  384. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Wow. Grandy didn’t even make top ten. I think we’re getting blackballed by ESPN.

    Inge’s sliding grab didn’t get on, neither did Grandy’s catch from the other night.

    Buttheads.

  385. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    We’ve all seen this script before, revel in it.

  386. Chris Avatar

    Tigers are now 2-9 in games won by one run

    EDITED BY BILLFER: Actually they are 4-10.

  387. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    hey if you’re gonna lose, do it in style, with the grandslammer, none of this weak walk in the run stuff

  388. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    This is flat out painful.

  389. Mike R Avatar

    “This much we do know: He’ll have to throw strikes to Jack Cust.”

    Who knew that when you’re pitching on the road and the bases are loaded in extra innings that you had to throw that hitter strikes?!

  390. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    Whatever

  391. David G. Avatar
    David G.

    They find a different way every night.

  392. Brian in Tampa Avatar
    Brian in Tampa

    I’m out. GO WINGS!!

  393. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Yeah whatevs. I just hate giving up back-to-back walk-off wins to teams. Like, we did that to the Angels. WTF?!

  394. Dylan Avatar

    Geez. What other kind of ways can we lose. This has been a rough road trip.

  395. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    Who knew that Jack Cust could outrun anybody to first?

  396. Mike R Avatar

    haha. Oh man, you cannot script these endings. You just can’t! I’m waiting for the walk-off balk.

  397. Kevin in Austin Avatar
    Kevin in Austin

    Another day, another loss. Anyone else up for more masochism tomorrow?

  398. Dylan Avatar

    First infield single all year. Sheesh.

  399. ron Avatar
    ron

    Can the Wings please win tomorrow. This Tiger team is unbelievably inept.

  400. Chris Avatar

    This team #@$%&^ SUCKS

    Rentarea #@$%&^ SUCKS

    Dombrowski is an idiot for making that rotten trade

  401. Ken from Cincinnati Avatar
    Ken from Cincinnati

    I’m absolutely sick of this crap. We’re getting beat up by lineups with Jack Cust as their superstar. It’s unbearably sad. Every little thing goes their way. Nothing clicks, no clutch hitting, no mojo, no karma, no calls, no balls.

  402. ron Avatar
    ron

    Didn’t Leyland say he would take care of the pitchers fielding and covering first base problems after the 2006 WS fiasco?

  403. Chris Avatar

    Top 4th, man on 1st, 1 out:
    E. Renteria grounded into double play
    END OF INNING

    Top 5th, bases loaded, 2 out:
    E. Renteria grounded out to third
    END OF INNING

    Top 7th, bases loaded, 1 out
    E. Renteria grounded into double play
    END OF INNING

    Top 11th, men in 2nd & 3rd, 2 out
    E. Renteria lined out to shortstop
    END OF INNING

    Hopefully, one day soon I’ll read, “Rentarea: END OF CAREER”

  404. Chris in Nashville Avatar
    Chris in Nashville

    Anyone who blames Magglio for this doesn’t know what they are talking about and should stop commenting so much on this site. This team is simply not making plays. No productive outs, no situational hitting, poor baserunning, terrible defense (aside from Granderson who has been SPECTACULAR out there) and a bullpen that is finally getting exposed for being what it truly is, terrible. The starting pitching has been pretty good the past few weeks and this team is INVENTING ways to waste these quality starts. It’s been horrible to watch. I keep thinking they can turn it around, and only being 7 1/2 out in June doesn’t qualify as being out of it, but I’m starting to think this mix of talent will never put it together. I hope I’m wrong.

  405. Chris Avatar

    We did not lose this game because of poor relief pitching. We lost this game because of Edgar Rentarea’s horrible, rally-killing batting.

    I WANT HIM OFF OF THIS TEAM, ASAP!!!!!

    hopefully, when the trade deadline comes around, and the Tigers are way out of contention, They will trade that piece of crap for whatever they can get…..

  406. Mike R Avatar

    Chris, you could at least spell his name correctly if you’re going to complain.

  407. Chris in Nashville Avatar
    Chris in Nashville

    Really? I seem to remember the Tigers being up 4-3 in the 8th inning and they lost the game. Were they terrible tonight? Not terrible, but they didn’t get the job done and they haven’t for the past few weeks.

  408. Mike R Avatar

    Well, it stays 4-3 I believe if Ivan Rodriguez catches a juicy 1 hopper with Chavez still 15+ feet away from him.

  409. Chris Avatar

    “Chris, you could at least spell his name correctly if you’re going to complain.”

    Renta-Rally killer

    Renta-Rangeless Shortstop

    Renta-Retarded player

    Any way you want to spell it, he is a crappy player and I hope the Tigers leave him there in Oakland

  410. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    My, what a brutal night for Renteria. I didn’t know it was quite that bad.

    Could someone please tell me why Ramon Santiago doesn’t play more? Could he get a little bit more time at SS, maybe? Not to teach Renteria any “lessons” – I don’t buy that theory – but simply to give the backup the occasional chance when the regular isn’t getting it done. Especially when the backup has gotten it done when given the chance.

    I’m learning to strongly dislike what Leyland is doing with this team.

  411. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    The “a” in place of “e” thing seems to be a consistent problem he’s having, Mike.

  412. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Sean, easily the best part of the whole night was Fossum’s strikeout. He changes speeds like crazy, is hitting the 90’s with his fastball, and plants almost everything in the strikezone. He got a called strike three on Cust with an eephus.

  413. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    It’s suddenly clear why we have to cling to the hope of Rodney and Zumaya returning.

    It’s suddenly clear why we have to cling to the hope of Rapada and Bautista returning.

    It’s suddenly clear why we have to cling to the hope of two as yet unknown relievers joining the team.

  414. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Thanks, Dave. Good news I can use. Why in the world did they take Fossum out (after only 2 batters?)? As explained during the game here, it seemed to be short-sighted.

    Any chance they might have their eye on Fossum as a starter not so far down the road?

  415. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “The “a” in place of “e” thing seems to be a consistent problem he’s having, Mike.”

    I see it as more of a trademark. Renteria with no “i” – must be Chris. Very distinctive. I can see the advantage in reducing different letters from 6 to 5 and skipping the jarring, flow-disrupting move three keys over to the right.

  416. cib Avatar
    cib

    Oh man. I started watching the game, dozed off, woke up when the As tied it, decided to turn it off and go to sleep. Just read all of the posts, you were great, guys, thanks

    I can’t believe I am “saying” this out loud, but except for Curtis Granderson and Brandon Inge (at 3d always and at the plate sometimes) I am really getting to hate this team. Instead of being excited and anticipating what will happen with each play, I just cringe. I can’t even stand to look at the TV when Willis is pitching, all that movement makes me nervous. Nobody they’ve traded for has fit in. Maybe the government was trying to help the Tigers when they wouldn’t let Cruceta in the country for so long. I don’t know what else to say, just so so discouraged and I miss my 2007 Tigers. At least they tried as a team.

  417. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Remember, there’s no “I” in team. Or in Renteria. And perhaps soon, no Renteria in team, either.

  418. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    We’re all discouraged, cib. I’m starting to see DTW as a kind of support group. People on the outside don’t understand the shame and horror of being a Tigers fan. It’s not like I chose to be born in Michigan.

  419. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Sean: At least you were born in Michigan. I wasn’t – I actually *chose* to be a Tigers fan at an early age. I must be a glutton for punishment.

  420. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Billfer, you did the right thing by reading about the loss in the morning. Nothing is worse than a kick-in-the-groin loss than a kick-in-the-groin loss trying to function at work the next day with four hours sleep.

    Just to expand somewhat on my earlier questioning of pulling Galarraga after he settled in:

    I understand the reasoning that you want Fossum to face the two scheduled lefties… but what about the remaining seven outs? (In this case, the remaing thirteen?) I still would have stuck with Galarraga through eight and maybe even thru nine if he continued to deal. Not sure what his pitches were at — 30 maybe 40? In any case — this wasn’t about pitch count — I was looking at those innings as his third and forth and fifth innings — instead of bullpen innings.

    On top of this:

    Fossum looked good, but I personally wasn’t expecting him to look dominant — if so, why would he be in Toledo to begin with with Rapada on the DL and the bullpen a mess? But even if you successfully burn through your lefty specialist there what about the remaining and oh-so-elusive seven outs? That’s the issue here. You’re really running the gauntlet employing this strategy with Miner et. al.

    The whole team took a huge dump in terms of not cashing in on key opportunities — but it would have been nice for once — just once — if the pitching could have picked up the slack. If the pitching were managed right — I’m looking through my crystal ball here and it’s telling me if Galarraga goes the distance (save for the shot in the seats before he settled in, it wasn’t like the As were hitting him hard) — the Tigers win this game 4-3. But here again is yet another win in some alternate universe that’s nothing but a heartbreaking L in ours.

  421. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    “The whole team took a huge dump in terms of not cashing in on key opportunities”

    You may as well just copy and paste that into every game thread this year. They are unbelievable bad in that department. Part of me thinks that will “regress to the mean” as they say (i.e. they’ve had bad luck), and the other part of me thinks they just suck.

  422. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Sean, Fossum was taken out due to over-management. There was a right-handed batter up, you see.

    Anyway, I don’t think he will always pitch well, but at least he was fun to watch.

  423. tiff Avatar
    tiff

    Didn’t watch the game either. Fossum pitched? Nice. I also heard both Zumaya and Rodney had strong rehab innings. Biting my tongue until the all-star break.

    And I got a vote on a comment! Yes!

    Also – 400plus comments… must’ve been a painful one. The good wins never get that many comments.

  424. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Chris: What you have to understand is that no one “chooses” to be a Tigers fan. You need to let go of the guilt and shame, everything they taught you to feel. We can help you. Many people in the program go on to live semi-independent lives where they can and do, believe it or not, break away from late West Coast games when it’s sure to ruin them for work the next day.

  425. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Chris in Dallas: I sympathize, having *chosen* to be both a Royals and Marlins fan. Why do we do this to ourselves?

  426. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Good post, T Smith. I was hoping you’d expand on what you mentioned in this respect during the game.

    Of course you got a vote, tiff. That was a succinct comment on Leyland and his “stuff.”

  427. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    I realized I should have posted “progress” instead of “regress” in my last blurb there. The Grammar Police paid me a visit. Anyway, with these Tigers I kinda feel like it’s 1982 and I bought a Betamax instead of a VCR. Ripped off.

  428. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Don’t worry, Chris. That Betamax will be worth a lot of money some day.

    Leyland is trying to play 8-tracks in a cassette player and just can’t understand why it’s not working. He’s confused, but he’s gonna try some struff.

  429. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    And some of his favorites are Gary Sheffield’s “The Way We Were,” Carlos Guillen’s “Bend Me, Shape Me,”, Edgar Renteria’s “Concerto in E Flat,” and Dontrelle Willis’s “Ain’t Misbehavin’.”

  430. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    You see, Sean, that 8-track is a veteran. It’s been through the battles and it knows how to get it done. JL has the utmost confidence that it will play Foghat once again, so he’s going to keep going with it.

  431. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    I know what you’re saying, Chris. The old ways are best. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. And if it is broke, don’t fix it.

    JL and Foghat? That I’d have to see.

  432. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Aside from the outcome, the score, and all the details, my prediction for last night’s game was spot-on.

    Magglio did go hitless. I called it!

  433. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Sean: It’s funny. I fell asleep when the game was tied, and dreamed that Polanco hit a game winning grand slam. You have invaded my subconcious…

  434. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Oh, and I just read that John Smoltz’s season/possibly career may be over now due to shoulder surgery. What do you think of that Doyle Alexander trade NOW, huh?

  435. ron Avatar
    ron

    Five years ago, the Tigers had forty losses. We’re headed in the right direction.

  436. ron Avatar
    ron

    Magglio will cut his hair as soon as that moustache ripens.

  437. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Chris, that explains it. You stole Polly’s grand slam for your own selfish amusement. And you’re right, the Tigers pulled a fast one on the Braves. A slow fast one. I suspect the same strategy was employed in the Jurjjens deal. Just wait.

    Ron, that’s perspective. What’s going on? You’re usually such a pessimist. You must be high on the Red Wings.

  438. Chris Avatar

    “What do you think of that Doyle Alexander trade NOW, huh?”

    Now we are forced to wait for Jair Jurrjens & Gorkys Hernadez to end their careers in order to feel better about Renta-Rally killer.

    Hey, his night at the plate wasn’t so bad when you think that there is no way that Jurrjens & Gorkys Hernadez are in the league fifteen years from now.

  439. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Hey, his night at the plate wasn’t so bad when you think that there is no way that Jurrjens & Gorkys Hernadez are in the league fifteen years from now.”

    Exactly.

    But seriously, the trade made sense at the time. Lots of decisions turn out to be regrettable, but it doesn’t necessarily mean they were stupid in the first place. Lack of Renteria (the good kind) is the Tigers’ problem, not lack of Jurjjens and Hernandez.

  440. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Not to speak ill of current Tigers, but I’m still scratching my noggin over the Renteria deal. I know you’ve got to give something to get something and all, but DD never struck me as the type to give up two twenties for a ten. That said, E-Rent is not the most disappointing Tiger in ’08. He’s just my personal whipping boy. Everyone needs a goat to be scaped.

  441. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    “Not to speak ill of current Tigers,”

    Is this akin to the taboo against speaking ill of the dead?

  442. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Nah I speak ill of the dead all the time. Haven’t you seen some of my comments about Sheffield?

  443. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Chris, I think the Cabreear deal made the Renteria trade look (even) more expensive.

    I want to start calling Caberaa “Mike” just to be annoying. We called Guillermo Hernandez “Willie” and won a World Series. We can go there again, under the strong leadership of Herb Ordonez.

  444. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Hey-oh! You beat me fair and square to the bag on that one, Chris. I was headed there.

  445. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    I think I’ll start calling him ‘Gil’. That’s probably better than the variety of references to his girth that I’ve used. His last name is funny to say in a Masshole accent. Go ahead and try it. “Cabrer-er”. That’s how Jerry Remy says it.

  446. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Gil. Good first baseman name. I like it. But I think it lacks the implausiblity factor. Gil could be a mispronounced version of “Guill(ermo).” You just know that Mike Cabrera is all wrong. Could we compromise with “Bud”?

    Wait – I’ve got it! Boog Cabrera! Say that, Barbara Walters.

  447. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Renteria’s my whipping boy, too. But I don’t advise going there. Just look at him. A little bit of facial paint and some ivory beads and he looks eerily like a West-African voodoo monger. You don’t want to mess with him.

    And I believe it. I was cursing his bases-loaded DP right about the time an infield hit rendered the forth walk off in eight games, when my TV suddenly jolted some kind of painful electric current violently between my legs. Either that or I completely imagined the pain.

    In any case, thanks for the endorphins, fellas. It’s a good ameliorant for my falsetto.

  448. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    It Really Does Pay To Increase Your Word Power. Wow. Ameliorant for a falsetto. That was like an Eephus pitch.

  449. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    I’ve been defending the Renteria trade, and my criticism of Edgar has been quite moderate, and respectful in tone. I just wanted to put that out there. For the record.

  450. greg Avatar
    greg

    quote:

    Nothing is worse than a kick-in-the-groin loss than a kick-in-the-groin loss trying to function at work the next day with four hours sleep.

    Classic.

  451. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    I’d be more afraid of Edgar due to the fact that he’s a Colombian. Don’t want to mess with that. He’s got people. Chris in Dallas could end up with the ol’ Colombian necktie…

  452. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    The Ed-GAH R.
    The fine Colombian
    Make tonight a wonderful thing

  453. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Well, Orlando Cabrera isn’t afraid of him. Much.

  454. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Sean C:

    I stand witness. You’ve been more than respectful to Renteria.

    You’re safe.

    Chris is Dallas:

    That’s Mr. Renteria, to you.

  455. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Thanks, T. I’d stay and chat, but… well, I’ve got to look out for myself, and… well, frankly, I really can’t be seen with you. Nothing personal.

  456. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    If I had a dime for every time I’ve called him ‘Gonorrhea’ I’d definitely have more than one dime. That whole fued with Orlando Cabrera makes watching Tigers-White Sox games more interesting these days. I root for Renteria to hit doubles vs. Chicago just to see if the two of them will get in a knife fight at the base. Yes, these are the things I think about.

  457. cib Avatar
    cib

    Thank you guys for the best Tiger-related laughs I have had in weeks.

  458. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    What are you saying, Chris? You want a dime now for every time you’ve had gonorrhea? You’re jumbled and incoherent. Stop mumbling, boy! Speak up!

  459. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    According to T, Chris, you’re no longer just in Dallas. You ARE Dallas. My, how you’ve grown.

    How does it feel? How’s Debbie? Hey-oh.

  460. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    I’ve gotta say I sympathize with OC on that one (from what I’ve read about it). When someone goes out of their way to put petty crap aside, I say be a man (or a woman) and at least be civil to the man (or woman).

  461. Sean C. in Illinois Avatar
    Sean C. in Illinois

    Oops. Um… Billfer?

  462. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Wow. I hadn’t notice that Sean. I AM Dallas, baby. OK we’re approaching game time. I guess now is the time I should point out that ‘Duchscherer’ has the ‘douche’ sound to it. Feel free to use that at your leisure in future game-related posts today. Consider it my gift to you.

  463. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    It’s not a bad idea to fear Renteria — don’t forget that fellow Colombian Ugueth Urbina is now in jail for trying to set five guys on fire. I love that his explanation was that they were trying to break into his house. Oh! Fine then.

  464. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    Hmm, on second thought Urbina is Venezuelan. Forget I said anything.

  465. Chris in Dallas Avatar
    Chris in Dallas

    Yeah Uggie is a Venzo. I think he had those guys set on fire becuase they were involved in the kidnapping of his mother, though. Either that or he was curious about what skin smelled like as it was burning. Regardless, he’s not one to be messed with.

  466. T Smith Avatar
    T Smith

    Can we get a grammar/spell check around here? If I’m gonna sound drunk and utterly idiotic in my posts I should at least have a buzz going.

    Then again it’s probably not a good idea to mix alcohol and Tigers baseball together these days. So maybe not.

  467. Dave BW Avatar
    Dave BW

    “Then again it’s probably not a good idea to mix alcohol and Tigers baseball together these days. ”

    Either that or it’s the BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD!