Comments on: Game 99: Tigers at Royals

By: Coleman

Coleman — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:05:07 +0000

Dave BW: “We have to win tonight, because tomorrow my heterosexual life-partner Zack Greinke will surely bring doom to us all!”

This is true. Unless…unless Leyland gets the secret message I left inside one of Cabrera’s candy bars, reminding him to play “Day Game” Inge tomorrow, who by the way hits Greinke at a career rate of .318/.375/.636/1.011

By: Coleman

Coleman — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:59:02 +0000

“Chris is D: “I’m thinking it will be Mike Aviles’ doing. That man is the devil incarnate.”

I’m not sure if you heard, but yesterday “KANSAS CITY’S MIKE AVILES EXTENDED HIS HITTING STREAK TO 11 GAMES WITH A SINGLE IN THE FIRST INNING”

By: Chris in Dallas

Chris in Dallas — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:12:39 +0000

Ross Gload also anagrams into “Drools Gas”. I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds funny anyway. Also “A-Rod’s Logs” can be made from those letters, but I’m not touching that with a 40 foot pole. “Go, Ass Lord”. Again, not touching that one.

By: Joel in Seattle

Joel in Seattle — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:03:31 +0000

Ross Gload gives us the anagram Glass Odor.

When you consider who owns the Royals, I think this is not coincidence…

By: Chris in Dallas

Chris in Dallas — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:59:39 +0000

“Besides, what’s wrong with Justin Verlander?”

We’ve all seen JV’s chick. He’s not on the market for heterosexual life partnerships.

By: Joel in Seattle

Joel in Seattle — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:51:55 +0000

As the delegate from the State of Washington, I’ve already ratified the amendment.

By: Ryan in Brooklyn

Ryan in Brooklyn — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:26:55 +0000

Chris is D: “I’m thinking it will be Mike Aviles’ doing. That man is the devil incarnate.”

Seriously, his name can be anagramed to Evil Eskimo! (well, actually Eskima – but it’s still freaky!)

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:18:56 +0000

I am currently sponsoring legislation for a new constitutional amendment that will prohibit heterosexual life-partnerships with Kansas City Royals starters. This outrage threatens the American way of life and is an abomination unto the Lord. Besides, what’s wrong with Justin Verlander?

By: Dave BW

Dave BW — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:23:53 +0000

We have to win tonight, because tomorrow my heterosexual life-partner Zack Greinke will surely bring doom to us all!

By: Chris in Dallas

Chris in Dallas — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:07:47 +0000

Joel: I’m thinking it will be Mike Aviles’ doing. That man is the devil incarnate.

By: Joel in Seattle

Joel in Seattle — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:32:20 +0000

I’m sticking with my initial prediction… if things go south in this series, it will be because of Ross Gload.

Where do they get these guys? Gobble? Gload? Grudzielanek?

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:05:16 +0000

Thanks for reminding me, Chris. It’s Pudge. I’ve forgotten to keep track since the break.

By: Chris in Dallas

Chris in Dallas — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:03:55 +0000

I hope I-Rod bats in the 5th. He kills that inning. Or was that Inge? I forget.

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:01:15 +0000

No way Raburn bats in the 5th, Coleman. That’s ludicrous. You’re way off.

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:38:42 +0000

“Your math is slightly flawed, Sean.”

Thanks, Ryan. What was I thinking? Scarier still, I would have continued to believe it true if you hadn’t said something.