Game 102: White Sox at Tigers

by billfer on July 25, 2008 · 511 comments

in 2008 Season, Game Post

PREGAME: Okay, this series is kind of a big deal. The Tigers could pick up 3 games with a sweep and be right in the middle of stuff. They could be swept and be focusing on building the best team of 2009. Or they could inch a little in either direction. It’s also the last time the Tigers get the Sox at home, so taking advantage this series would be helpful.

Tonight the Tigers need to solve the riddle of Gavin Floyd. It’s something they’ve struggled with. In Floyd’s last 5 starts against Detroit he’s allowed a total of 5 runs in 32.1 innings. The last time he carried a no hitter into the 8th inning.

Floyd is much tougher on righties, with lefties posting a .797 OPS. He also is easier to hit on the road. At home he fans 7.1 batters per nine and allows a .177 BABIP. On the road it is a 4.5 K/9 and .273 BABIP.

One thing to note with Floyd is that batters are only posting a .630 OPS on first pitches. Hopefully the Tigers make him work.

On the other side it will be Nate Robertson. Robertson was awful his last time out, and some sort of bounce back statement game would be nice.

CHW @ DET, Friday, July 25, 2008 Game Preview – Baseball-Reference.com

Game Time 7:05

 

{ 511 comments }

1 Eric Cioe July 25, 2008 at 3:50 pm

I really am a broken record on this, but Gavin Floyd has allowed more unearned runs than anyone else in baseball. The riddle is super easy to figure out – get someone to commit an error, and watch the runs pile up.

2 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 3:55 pm

Eric:

Sounds like a job for Mr. Joyce’s kitten.

3 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm

Must see for Tigers fans (i.e. us):

http://www.theonion.com/conten....._chokes_up

Didn’t know what thread this “belonged” in, but its priceless!

4 Mark in Chicago July 25, 2008 at 4:07 pm

I am also a broken record, Eric. Gavin Floyd is the luckiest pitcher on the planet, and that is no exaggeration. To wit:

His BABIP overall is .225 (#2 in the league)
His FIP is 5.10 (unreal how he’s posted a 3.52 ERA)
His K/9 is 6.2 and BB/9 is 3.8, for a K/BB of 1.6 (all average or worse)
And as Eric points out, he’s allowed 24 unearned runs

Since his LD% is 16.8%, only a little below his norm, a lot of people are hitting balls right at someone. It’s going to be fun watching Gavin come crashing back to earth, and even more enjoyable listening to Hawk and DJ appear stupified by the whole thing.

Gavin opened the Floyd-gates 2 starts ago against Texas, allowing 7 ER in 2.2 ip. Let’s hope the crash continues tonight.

Of course, if Nate pitches like he did last time out, it prolly won’t matter.

5 Ryan In Brooklyn July 25, 2008 at 4:08 pm

Today’s anagrams:

Nate Robertson = Rotten On Baser

and especially for Billfer and all you other Joe Crede haters out there (that ought to be all of us, by the way).

Joe Crede = Co-ed Jeer (or Jeer Code)

6 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 4:11 pm

Mark-

Thanks for reminding me that while the game will be broadcast in HD, so will Hawk’s voice…

7 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 4:17 pm

Gavin Floyd = Vino Gadfly

I’ll try to refrain tonight, folks, but I’m at work for another 3 hours.

8 Tbone July 25, 2008 at 4:21 pm

2 out of 3 seems just about a must with this series. But I’m really not liking tonight’s match-up.

9 Mark in Chicago July 25, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Andre,

I feel your pain, man. It’s brutal. i have to change the channel frequently between pitches just to get a break from those buffoons.

10 Chris in Dallas July 25, 2008 at 4:37 pm

I keep the mute button at the ready with the Ol’ Hawkeroo. I just wish I could figure out SAP – I’d rather listen to the Spanish broadcast. Incidentally, Nick Swisher works out to ‘Wreck His Sin’. I always knew he was on the God Squad.

11 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Mark-

There is one upside, every game i learn of a new player who is the best there is for a very specific situation. Like that guy who was the best at scooping Dusty Baker’s son/Giant’s batboy out of the base-path on his way to home.

12 Mark in Chicago July 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm

White Sox placed Crede on the 15-day DL today, so that’s one less person to hate (and more hate to be directed at Pierszinski).

They called up Josh Fields to start at third tonight.

13 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 5:00 pm

I’m pretty sure Fields had a couple good games against us…

14 Ken in Las Vegas (formerly Cincinnati) July 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm

Andre, that picture of Placido is damn hilarious. I was in the middle of drinking some chocolate milk and I laughed so hard that it came out my left ear.

15 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm

Fields vs Tigers:

32AB 11H 5HR 8RBI .344BA

vs Robertson (ok, small sample)

3AB 2H 1HR 2RBI .667BA

16 Ryan July 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm

Ken Hawk Harrelson: Whale Rank Honkers

I’m also probably the last person to know this, but the Hawk fired Dave Dombrowski back in ‘86.

17 Mark in Chicago July 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm

Fields did have some good games against us, but he wasn’t exactly tearing it up at AAA:

248/325/450

his 775 OPS goes with 77 K’s in 222 AB (34.6% K-rate, that’s Adam Dunn territory)

18 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 5:19 pm

I’m not too worried about Floyd, i’m just worried about how Hawk will take it if the greatest (insert overly specific adjective) pitcher he’s seen gets lit up.

Also, how common-knowledge is it that Grandy will swing on the low and inside pitch for the strike out? Is it at the high-heat-to-Pudge level?

19 billfer July 25, 2008 at 5:28 pm

I’m at the Park bar at the corner of Park and Elizabeth if anyone wants to buy me a beer.

20 Ryan P July 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm

Hows about you buy us beers :)

21 Mark in Chicago July 25, 2008 at 5:33 pm

Well you know, Andre, Gavin does have the best curveball from a right-hander pitching on Fridays in Detroit wearing #34 that Hawk’s ever seen. And I mean ever.

Reminds him of a right-handed Steve Carlton, in fact. (I don’t even know what that means. Why wouldn’t you just say Bert Blyleven, or some righty with a good curveball? Why Steve Carlton, a lefty? How is that a good comparison? I’m pissed at Hawk already now. That’s just stupid to say. Man I hate that guy.)

22 Mark in Chicago July 25, 2008 at 5:33 pm

billfer,

I already bought you one. Put another on my tab.

23 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 5:37 pm

I’m so pumped about this series. I just hope I don’t get let down. I’m already having vodka/redbulls. Next weekend I get to see the boys Friday, Saturday, and Sunday live in person. I pray that they are playing for something then.

24 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Mark-

My pain is increased greatly by the presence of a Sox fan roommate who’s a HUGE Hawk fan; he echo’s him every time with “you can put it on the booooARD…YES!”

He’s the most ungracious winner i’ve ever seen, and i mean ever. Kind of reminds me of a white Paul Pierce.

Needless to say that when we swept the Sox this year, my silence was deafening and he had to break it with, “well come on, I know you’re gonna say something!” I smiled, and said nothing.

25 Ryan P July 25, 2008 at 5:53 pm

My roommate is a Cards fan. 2006 was not a pleasant fall and winter.

26 Amanda July 25, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Can 7:05 hurry up and get here already!?! Their day off has seemed like a week.. Super stoked for this series.! I will buy you a beer Billfer. very smart to go to the bar where i’m sure they aren’t charging 8.50 / 10 bucks whatever it is a glass @ Comerica.

27 Mark in Chicago July 25, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Andre and Ryan, my sympathies that you have to put up with insufferable fans in your own home. In your case, Andre, his behavior is grounds for a pillow wrapped tighly across his face as he sleeps, and held firmly until there are no signs of movement.

No jury would convict you. Not in Illinois, anyway.

28 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:00 pm

I want the streets of woodward and gratiot to be awash with blood. I want gavin floyd’s head on a pike. I want carlos quentin to be stung by bees and bitten by a razorback.

Let’s go tigers!

29 Mark in Chicago July 25, 2008 at 7:09 pm

5 pitch first for Nate? um, wow. nice.

I seem to recall the Sox doing the same favor for Verlander the last time they played. I hope it turns out the same for us.

30 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:10 pm

Forty

I like your style. :)

31 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:11 pm

Nice start, Nate. Very nice.

32 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:12 pm

Curtis solves the invincible Floyd!

33 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:14 pm

Way to avoid the DP on the Polly grounder to SS.

34 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:16 pm

AJ Pyrzynssidfjla has some nice hair behind the plate. LOSER!!

35 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 7:19 pm

C’mon, you glamorized goon…

36 Brian B. July 25, 2008 at 7:19 pm

Who’s the home plate umpire? The guy is massive.

37 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:20 pm

There is that unearned run you guys talked about earlier.

38 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:20 pm

Yes, DP broken up, throw to the dugout! Woo-hoo! Magglio catches a break, 1-0 Tigers.

39 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:21 pm

Lovin that slide by carlos! Die white sox die!

40 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:21 pm

Brian

I think that ump is CB Buckner

41 Rick G July 25, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Great slide by Carlos!

(Brian – the home plate is the notoriously awful C.B. Bucknor, so be ready for some batters getting screwed, and maybe the MLB.com Gameday data to disappear as it did earlier this season on a game he umpired.)

42 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:24 pm

Miggs caught looking, 1st inning over. Floyd’s working hard, lotsa pitches. Cool. I like the way this is starting. Even got the Sox error someone called for early in the thread.

43 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:25 pm

Ouch. Dye flies out to the track. Watch it, Nate.

44 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:26 pm

Thome grounds out to Cabrera.

45 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Konerko Ks on a foul tip, Nate is… well, give me an anagram, someone. Rotten Onbaser? Seems to be a good thing.

46 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:30 pm

Joyce out on a long drive. Man!

47 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Ah, Sheff. Love that speed, beats out groundball SS in the hole.

48 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Ah, Sheff. Hate that speed. Had by Floyd, out at 2B.

49 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:33 pm

Hey orlando, renteria makes that play! (Ok maybe not)

50 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 7:34 pm

I admire the steps Shef is willing to take to help out his fantasy baseball owners…

51 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:34 pm

Pudge keeps it alive with a single. Good, good sign.

52 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:36 pm

It’s early, but the twinkies are already getting killed.

53 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:36 pm

I get this sinking feeling sometimes. I even have a name for it. I call it “Edgar.”

Renteria Ks on 3 pitches.

54 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:39 pm

Swisher walks. Questionable Ball 3 call.

55 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Fields caught looking.

56 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:41 pm

He gone!

57 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:43 pm

Ouch. Ramirez double, sounded like a cheap one. 2nd and 3rd, 1 out.

58 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 7:43 pm

Cleveland is hammering Minny early. 4-0 in the 2nd.

59 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:43 pm

CB Buckner absolutely sucks at calling a game.

60 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:44 pm

Big k here nate, come on

61 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:45 pm

OC singles though the left side, 1-1. Ick.

62 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 7:46 pm

So, Nate’s last “fastball” to Cabrera was listed at a blazing 84 MPH.

63 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:46 pm

Come on Nate. Keep this 1-1.

64 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:46 pm

Guillen nails the runner at the plate! 1st and 2nd, 2 out. Come on, Nate. Escape.

65 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 7:46 pm

Well, once again frickin’ Comcast is not able to show MLB Extra Innings and I can’t see the Tiger game. I was pumped to watch this game, too!

I’m stuck watchin’ the Braves, which is even more painful cause Jurrjens is pitching well (as usual) and Omar Infante just made a web gem at third.

Is it a packed house at Comerica tonight? Big game! Big series! Hate everything about the Sox.

66 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:47 pm

Nate escapes, k’s quentin

67 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:48 pm

Robertson Ks Quentin on 3! Give Pudge some credit (blocked ball in dirt a batter or two ago) for the tie score.

68 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:50 pm

Dave

It looks packed. The best thing is the crowd is into the game early.

69 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:51 pm

Grandy has to steal second here. This combo sucks at throwing runners out.

70 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:51 pm

Grandy walks! Oh, by the way, Gavin – which one’s Pink?

71 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Thanks Brian (in Tampa),

You must have Direct TV, aye? Too many trees down here for satellite!

72 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:54 pm

When konerko sweeps the dirt with his hand is he telling aj to signal for a throw to first?

73 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Polanco singles up the middle, Grandy takes 3rd!

74 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Grandy to third on a soft single in the hole – awesome baserunning

75 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:55 pm

Dave

Bighthouse cable. Real good down here. Polanco single Grandy to third 0 outs.

76 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:56 pm

Yucky pop by carlos, let that one go big guy

77 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:56 pm

Guillen pops out. Yeah, yeah. Floyd is toast. Just watch.

78 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 7:56 pm

Guillen is due to get hot! Crush one!

79 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:57 pm

Ooooh. Line foul left by Maggs, just foul.

80 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:57 pm

Oh man maggs rips one juuuust foul

81 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Maybe not, he must be on no sleep due to new baby. He hasn’t been the same since all star game

82 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Polanco to 2B on wild pitch.

83 Forty July 25, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Wild pitch, polly on second

84 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 7:59 pm

Oh yeah. Maggs is the man.

85 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 7:59 pm

Maggs scorches one to left. 1 in, Polly stops at 3B. 1 out, 2-1 Tigers.

86 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Cabrera hustling for a double I love it! Welcome to detroit big fella! 3-1!

87 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Floyd hangs one, Cabrera belts one – double. 3-1, 2nd and 3rd.

88 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Here we go boys and girls. Time to get this train rolling.

89 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Let’s go kitty power!!!!

90 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Hit it for the kitty matt

91 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:01 pm

How good is Maggs? He is the definition of a professional hitter.

Cabrera is becoming the beast we thought he would be.

92 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Drop the F’N HAMMER Sheff.

93 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Joyce walks! But bases loaded for Sheffield? This seldom goes well…

94 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Ga-ry ga-ry ga-ry!

95 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Sheff can make up for the whole season with one swing here…

96 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:04 pm

Sheff always makes me nervous.

97 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:05 pm

A.J. saves a run on bouncing pitch.

98 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:05 pm

“Pierzynski is a very good receiver”
-rod allen

99 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm

Farmer is criticizing Gary’s bell-bottoms.

100 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm

He looks like he likes to receive!

101 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm

Full count, let’s work the walk gary

102 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm

Oh yeah.

103 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm

YES!!! Whatever!

104 Jeff July 25, 2008 at 8:06 pm

We’ll take it any way we can . . . plus credit to Sheff for running it out (granted he was probably anticipating trying to beat out a DP)

105 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:07 pm

What? Typical Sheff grounder to 3B, muffed by Fields somehow. All safe, 4-1.

106 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:07 pm

Double play for crede, error and no outs for fields – still juiced for the pudgy one

107 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:08 pm

Thank you Crede for not playing!

108 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:08 pm

Pudge dps…:(

109 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:08 pm

ah, there it is. Argh.

110 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:09 pm

Yeah, good inning, but no excuse for Pudge GDP. None. Ever. Tigers are the GDP kings, gotta be.

111 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:10 pm

“still juiced for the pudgy one”

You called it, Forty.

112 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:10 pm

I really liked the hustle and slide of miggy into second. Gives me a good feeling about this series. We’re not afraid of these guys.

113 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:11 pm

Can’t leave three guys on base Pudge! Sox lead MLB in late inning scoring. We need every run. Especially with Nate (and mabye Todd Jones) pitching!

114 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:11 pm

Another long out for Dye.

115 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:12 pm

Nate’s looked good today, don’t player hate :)

116 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:12 pm

What’s with this Floyd guy though, errors seem to follow him like fleas follow a stray dog…it must be his fault somehow…

117 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:13 pm

Poll: who do you hate more, Pierzynski or Crede?

118 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:13 pm

Dave

Don’t bring up TJ in the 4th. I’m not ready for a rollercoaster.

119 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:13 pm

Oh goodness cb, that’s strike three

120 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:13 pm

mcb

My answer is yes.

121 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:13 pm

See, now if you had Inge instead of Pudge, you get the benefit of the inevitable strikeout, which leaves the inning alive…

122 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:14 pm

Okay, I’ll try to be positive. Still ticked I can’t see the game.

123 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:14 pm

Pierzynski

124 Walt at UMN July 25, 2008 at 8:14 pm

How many runs is Nate gonna give back now?

125 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:14 pm

Robertson walks Thome, Nate having some trouble with CB’s calls.

126 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:15 pm

@walt 0

127 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:15 pm

I vote for Pierzynski!

128 Amanda July 25, 2008 at 8:15 pm

Texting updates to friends camping up in Harrisville who can’t get the game in on their radio. Uggh! Bummer for them.. they’re missing a good game..so far

129 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:16 pm

DP, Nate’s butt-Polanco-Cabrera! The batter? Can’t remember, who cares. Konerko? Woo-hoo! Go Nate. Go Nate’s butt.

130 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Actually mcb I changed my mind – I choose joe mauer

131 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:16 pm

But I’m probably just irritable seeing how I missed all the fine anagrammatica.

Well, OK, maybe it’s not too late to throw out one for Nate:

Banter Stonero

132 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:18 pm

Renteria flies out to Quentin.

133 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:18 pm

Grandy out 6-3, Tigers dropping faster than I can type.

134 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:19 pm

We are split here on the Crede-Pierzynski thing in the mcb. household, but the other mcb agrees with Mauer and raises you one Carlos Gomez

135 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:19 pm

It’s come to this, Renteria’s batting last. Wow.

Not the same guy on saw in Atlanta last year.

136 Brian B. July 25, 2008 at 8:19 pm

What’s that god awful whistling supposed to do? Annoy the Sox into defeat?

137 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:19 pm

Edgar ball hit hard though…whoa polly, throwin the bat in the dugout

138 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:21 pm

I’ll see your carlos gomez and reraise you the words “scrappy” “smallball” and “punto”

139 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:21 pm

This isn’t the same crew Polly got ejected by a while back is it?

140 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:21 pm

You can ALWAYS hear that whistling guy/screaming 7-year-old-girl in the Detroit radio broadcasts. Loud.

141 Jeff July 25, 2008 at 8:21 pm

What’s that god awful whistling supposed to do? Annoy the Sox into defeat?

I’m thinking at some point in the next inning or so we’re going to hear the whistle start, then the sound of a chain saw, then some screaming.

142 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:22 pm

This is a fast paced game!

143 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:22 pm

Polanco out (somehow). Tigers gone in the 4th.

We’re gonna need some more runs. I suggest getting them, or at least some more off Floyd. According to Farmer and Stone, his curve is nowhere to be found. He’s got nothing without it.

144 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:23 pm

Swisher Nate’s 5th K victim.

145 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:23 pm

Strike one to swisher was ball three to swisher in his first ab that led to the run

146 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:24 pm

Fields out 5-3, nice play on both ends.

147 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:24 pm

Jeff

That is funny. I’m going to listen for the chainsaw.

148 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:24 pm

“Carlos is starting to play third base like he plays shortstop”

Say it aint so rod!

149 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:24 pm

The ace up our sleeve…. Bobby “Tourette Syndrome” Jenks

150 Jeff July 25, 2008 at 8:25 pm

Both Guillen and Cabrera look a lot more comfortable than they did right after the switch.

151 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:25 pm

Ramirez doubles for the second time, right after a failed bunt attempt.

152 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:27 pm

Falling behind 3-0 to OC… walks him. Temporary disappearance of control. Come on back, Nate.

153 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:28 pm

First base was open, and Pudge was catching, the walk seems rational.

154 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:28 pm

Strike this bleached blonde dork out.

155 Jeff July 25, 2008 at 8:29 pm

This is not good. You can’t get up 0-2 on a guy then let him go that quickly.

EDIT: However, that was good. Frankly that was a very good pitch to hit, Nate’s fortunate it stayed in the park.

156 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:29 pm

Nate owning AJ at 0-2… fastball down and in, 1-2… in the dirt, 2-2… outside, 3-2… walks him. OK, Nate is showing Nate now.

157 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm

Whoa looked like aj went around right?

158 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm

That was the best popout EVER.

159 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm

Common Nate!!! Get out of this!!

160 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm

Brian in Tampa distracted Nate and got him thinking about dude’s hair…

161 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:31 pm

I think carlos said a dirty word there!

162 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:31 pm

Ha ha ha, Quentin pops out to LF to end the threat. That used to be the Tigers. No more!

163 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:31 pm

Yeah! That’s our Banter Stonero!

164 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Sorry Coleman. It looks so stupid to me.

165 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Sean C. – that was quite the jinx there buddy! game ain’t over yet!

166 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:33 pm

Tigers up 4-1 bottom 5th, Carlos first out on grounder.

167 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:34 pm

The Big Tilde limps to 2B on a looooong double.

168 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:34 pm

mcb: “Sean C. – that was quite the jinx there buddy! game ain’t over yet!”

Heyyyy wait a minute, ain’t you da guy what jinxed the Rangers when they played the sox a couple days ago…yeah, I thought so…

169 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:34 pm

Is Carlos injured?

170 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:34 pm

I’m in boston and the blimp over fenway for the yanks series has a tv on it. It’s showing like ufc promos or some such. Pretty cool, never seen that.

Yeah maggs!

171 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:35 pm

Yeah miggzilla!

172 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:35 pm

Cabrera grounder to the left gets under a glove, 1st and 3rd.

173 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:35 pm

Gotta make this turn into runs.

174 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:35 pm

Maggs wants another batting title!

175 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:36 pm

Forty

Are you going to any of the games?

176 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:36 pm

“Sorry Coleman. It looks so stupid to me.”

You can probably insult him all you want about it, and not get under his skin, but I bet if fans started walking up to him on the street and saying, “Hey! Darko!” he’d lose it fast….

177 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 8:37 pm

Partial redemption for Hawk:

On Cabrera-
“For a big guy, he has some of the best plate coverage I have ever seen.”

Eff if he hasn’t worn out the “i have ever seen” though.

178 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:37 pm

Dave, but does maggs want the batting title more than the first base ump wants a cheeseburger?

179 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:37 pm

Uh, that was probably the other mcb. (there’s two of us… the smart one and the one that jinxes the Rangers.)

180 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:38 pm

AH!! Good old Darko.

181 Brian B. July 25, 2008 at 8:38 pm

We’re really letting Floyd off easy

182 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:39 pm

Sox pen warming up…. 3-1 on Catt Joyce… foul, 3-2…. Oh God, stupid Tigers, killing the inning on Joyce K and Maggs caught in rundown. Awful. Could come back and bite, big time.

183 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:39 pm

“AH!! Good old Darko.”

Nah…neither good, nor old…

184 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:39 pm

Can’t see the game but I’m assuming you’re talking about the ‘token’ fat-guy MLB ump. Not too pretty!

185 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:40 pm

God. We have to score at least one run there.

186 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:40 pm

Brian – I am not unfortunately. But my girlfriend is going tomorrow with her friend. She’s a yankees fan – so hopefully she can survive the meathead capital of the world (fenway area…with fanueil hall a close second)

187 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:40 pm

They would have sent Maggs on the Cabrera hit, but why take the risk when you can just have him steal home later?

188 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:40 pm

Honestly, they should have chased Floyd by now. This is no good. Nate had better be.

189 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:41 pm

bad, young Darko. I think his dad is named Dartho.

190 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:41 pm

4 runs on 8 hits. Common boys!

191 Amanda July 25, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Does that horrible squealing only happen when the Tigers are up to bat? wt *ahem* heck Someone needs to knock that kid out..lol

192 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Dye finally out on a “regular” fly ball.

193 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:42 pm

Behind Thome 3-1… walk. Crap.

194 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:43 pm

I hate plays like Ordonez getting picked off. Besides the obvious reasons it tends to paralyze gameday a bit…

195 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:43 pm

Who is this darko? If he’s a detroit sports figure, you’d think I’d have seen him play some.

196 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:44 pm

Ahead 0-2 on Konerko… pop out near the plate, Pudge squeezes it (a Pat Hughesism).

197 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm

“Honestly, they should have chased Floyd by now.”

Maybe they are nursing him, like an expensive cocktail, in order to savor his suckiness throughout the game…

198 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:46 pm

Swisher just misses a HR down the LF line. Nate is NOT back for the 7th.

199 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:46 pm

Coleman, That is some funny stuff.

200 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:46 pm

Forty….

WAHAHAHHH our first-round draft pick… few years ago… Detroit Pistons. Perhaps you’re familiar with their work.

201 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:47 pm

Well, someone made an out, top 6th over. I got distracted trying to read a Coleman post.

202 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:47 pm

Nate’s gettin the results though…even if they are coming in some scary ways

203 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm

Forty: “Who is this darko? If he’s a detroit sports figure, you’d think I’d have seen him play some.”

Strangely enough, forty is both your name and Darko’s career scoring total.

204 Vince in MN July 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm

How long is Robertson’s contract?

205 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm

Ahh, I do believe it’s time for another sip of Floyd…

206 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 8:48 pm

I’m so glad we have our ace on the mound tonight…

207 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:49 pm

Oh well coleman at least if he only scored forty points he must have been some late round draft pick or cheap free agent. So no harm no foul.

208 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:49 pm

Vince of Many Lakes: “How long is Robertson’s contract?”

Actually I think I saw it, and to me it just looked like the typical 8 1/2 x 11 type.

209 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:50 pm

How’d we score the fifth run? I missed that.

210 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:50 pm

Sheffield grounds out to the RIGHT side. Unprecedented.

211 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:51 pm

Vince in MN, friend or Twinkie?

212 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:51 pm

Paper dimension joke alert! Hey-o!

213 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:51 pm

Yeah – it’s only 4-1, isn’t it? Pudge out 5-3. Precedent for that.

214 Dean July 25, 2008 at 8:51 pm

Floyd has been pitching just well enough tonight to prevent the explosion. But props to Nate for 6 solid innings.

215 Dean July 25, 2008 at 8:52 pm

And a base hit by Renteria. He’s okay after all.

216 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:52 pm

Yahoo sports has 5-1. ??

217 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:53 pm

Edgar slams one to right and just gets in to 2B! Yay Edgar! 2 out hitting!

218 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:53 pm

Sean C: “I got distracted trying to read a Coleman post.” Aw, you can do better than that, they are all so short today, you might almost say…pithy.

Go back and read one of those comparisons of various pitchers pitching to the various catchers posts, THEN you have a good excuse.

219 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:53 pm

When you make a mistake to edgar renteria…you usually throw the next pitch to edgar renteria

220 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:53 pm

Grandy’s gonna come through.

221 Brian B. July 25, 2008 at 8:54 pm

Eminem playing C today…

222 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:54 pm

Dave – uh, we didn’t?

223 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:54 pm

Good one, Forty. True but understated.

224 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:55 pm

“M. Joyce struck out swinging, M. Ordonez caught stealing, catcher to shortstop to catcher to third to catcher to shortstop”

Gameday has improved a bit; at least this time it doesn’t sound like a triple-play. It must take a finer mind than mine to find a run scored anywhere in there though…

225 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:55 pm

my seven year old son likes to call Renteria – Diaheria, but I’m not going to player hate!

226 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:55 pm

Coleman

Your so darn witty. :) I can’t stop laughing. The vodka/red bulls help.

227 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:56 pm

The whistler needs to be euthanized

228 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 8:56 pm

More from the Dao of Hawk:

“You know who was great at setting a line-up…LaRussa (sp?)”

Ah yes, LaRussa, one half of the inept staff Hawk fired as GM…the other of course would be DD.

229 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 8:57 pm

Dave

My red sox friend calls him rent-a-wreck.

230 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:57 pm

Nice job Yahoo!

231 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 8:57 pm

I’m assuming gameday and yahoo are using the little-understood but useful tactic of posting the Provisional Run in their box scores…

232 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:58 pm

Curtis hanging tough… killing Floyd with foul balls… 19 straight foul balls (j/k)… flies out to left as Quentin gloves the rapidly sinking ball. Buzzkill.

233 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 8:58 pm

Dave – sadly, the other mcb (my 30-year-old husband) calls him that too.

234 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 8:58 pm

Yeah, got a few Boston friends down here too, they hate ‘em. He screwed them too. Plays good in the NL only.

235 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 8:59 pm

“More from the Dao of Hawk”

The Duh of Hawk. The Doh of Hawk.

236 Forty July 25, 2008 at 8:59 pm

Quentin is a butcher in left – he’s taken some awful routes to balls and made an adventure out of some routine plays. Now if he were a tiger the smoking hunch would be taking him out about now for nook logan’s defense.

237 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:00 pm

Nate still going in the 7th. This is not good, he can’t last. Field lines a single, goodbye Nate – please.

238 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:01 pm

Bullpen up please.

239 Vince in MN July 25, 2008 at 9:01 pm

Leyland is an idiot.

240 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 9:01 pm

Looks like we lit a fire under Edgar! Maybe we should keep ripping him.

241 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:01 pm

mcb: “Dave – sadly, the other mcb (my 30-year-old husband) calls him that too.” You mean Ol’ Jinxer McB??

(Actually with the 7-yr old I wouldn’t be 100% certain that calling him diarhhea is intended as an insult…)

242 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 9:01 pm

Did anyone doubt this would happen if Nate came out for another inning?

243 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:01 pm

2 on, none out. Get him outta here. He shouldn’t have come out to begin with. I’m going to be sick.

244 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:01 pm

I’m ready for the Guitar Hero. ZOOM ZOOM!!!

245 Dean July 25, 2008 at 9:02 pm

I was just about to ask if anyone was else was surprised that Jim ran Nate back out there, but then he pulled him. Oh well.

246 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:02 pm

“Did anyone doubt this would happen if Nate came out for another inning?’

No. The wheels were coming off of Nate in the 5th already.

247 Kyle J July 25, 2008 at 9:03 pm

240 comments through 6 innings on a Friday night.

The DTW peanut gallery is already in stretch-drive mode!

248 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:04 pm

2 on no out, three run lead is way easier than through the fire and the flames on expert

249 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:05 pm

Zumaya yields a single to start the festivities. Yes, always good to give Tigers relievers a couple runners to start out. 4-2 Tigers.

250 Brian B. July 25, 2008 at 9:05 pm

I was surprised to see Robertson come out for the seventh, but even more surprised to see Zumaya come out this early.

251 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Coleman – yeah, ol’ Jinxer mcb. Tonight he is busy alternately blackberrying his friends with complaints about the pitching and screaming expletives at the television.

252 Brian B. July 25, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Old man Pudge is having a heart-attack :(

253 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:07 pm

I thought aj went again there…I must be blind

254 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Farmer and Stone acknowledge AJ went around.

255 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:08 pm

Yes Kyle, but even with so many comments, there is a nice flow; for we all post in the brief pithy mode, unlike the manner at some, shall we say, less prestigious blogs, where the comments become longer and heavier as the game goes on, as though they were all some manner of Blogging Betancourts….

256 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:08 pm

Sac fly to CF, runner to 2B, 4-3 Tigers. Slip sliding away.

257 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:09 pm

Personally, I’m enjoying the quadrophonic PBP.

Zumaya – control, please.

258 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:10 pm

Polly goes in to calm Zoom Boy.

259 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:10 pm

mcb: “Coleman – yeah, ol’ Jinxer mcb. Tonight he is busy alternately blackberrying his friends with complaints about the pitching and screaming expletives at the television.”

Actually I’m somewhat impressed…it’s not at all a simple thing to have the dexterity to have both thumbs going and still have use of the middle digit…

260 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:11 pm

I know this is hindsight, but I wouldn’t have had Nate come out for the 7th. He was just lucky before in a couple situations.

Leyland is starting to manage the pitching staff like – dare I say it – Trammell did, at the end of his tenure. It’s very reactive as opposed to proactive.

(other mcb. screams “oh my ******** god!!!” at 3-0 count on Quentin.)

261 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:11 pm

You stay away from quentin with first open

262 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:11 pm

Why waste 4 pitches? Drill him with the first one. :)

263 West Coast Tiger July 25, 2008 at 9:12 pm

Joel has to focus on the batter. He loses focus w/ men on base

264 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:12 pm

“Polly goes in to calm Zoom Boy.”

That usually works; and if you watch closely, after Polly leaves you can see Zumaya’s lips mouthing: “mmm…big burrito…mmm”

265 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:12 pm

Thome owns Zumaya. Not good.

266 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:12 pm

Zumaya gets the hook? OK. Maybe not. Dye pops out to Cabrera. Good. But only 2 outs. I’m still very afraid.

267 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Pudge

That is so stupid. There are 2 outs you idiot.

268 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Jesus pudge that was HORRIBLE

269 West Coast Tiger July 25, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Bad choices!

270 Brian B. July 25, 2008 at 9:13 pm

mcb: I don’t want to hear the reaction from that play

271 Dylan July 25, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Well that blows.

272 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:14 pm

Oh God, WP called PB and Pudge throws it into LF, 4-4. Stinks.

273 West Coast Tiger July 25, 2008 at 9:14 pm

This looked so promising.

274 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:14 pm

What? *ears ringing*

275 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:15 pm

You cannot have your savvy veteran catcher do crap like that. Sure wish cabrera hadn’t been able to tag on the sac…

276 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Sean, I thought it was a pb…

277 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Well..um, it did take the bat out of Thome’s hands, that’s good, right?

278 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 9:16 pm

What a disastrous inning…

279 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:18 pm

I think it was sean who said we’d miss some of those runs we left on the basepaths…amen brother

280 Vince in MN July 25, 2008 at 9:18 pm

Sloppy hitting, sloppy baserunning, sloppy fielding, sloppy pitching, sloppy managing.

281 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:18 pm

Thome IBB, Konerko up.

Leave it to Zoom Boy. I blame him for 4-4. OK, Pudge too.

Pudge saves a run, he’s off the hook.

Curve nails Konerko. Whatever. Bad Zoom Boy. Bad Tigers. Handing this one right back to the Sox, like they’re the Royals or the Rangers.

282 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:18 pm

I didn’t see the play so I was giving Pudge the benefit of the doubt, I thought maybe Quentin was stealing Left.

283 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:19 pm

Actually, other mcb. just left to take a shower. He said he can’t stand to watch any more.

Shucks, I hope he still takes me to tomorrow night’s game. He might not. Look for our tickets on StubHub tomorrow morning, folks…

284 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:19 pm

ViM: “Sloppy hitting, sloppy baserunning, sloppy fielding, sloppy pitching, sloppy managing.”

But the blogging, dammit, tight as a drum!

285 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:19 pm

This sucks. How the heck is this game tied?

286 Kevin in Austin July 25, 2008 at 9:20 pm

We scored a few on errors, this just evens things out. We’ll be alright.

MLB.tv shows an ER v. Zumaya, that’s gotta be a mistake, right?

287 Amanda July 25, 2008 at 9:21 pm

Actually I’m somewhat impressed…it’s not at all a simple thing to have the dexterity to have both thumbs going and still have use of the middle digit…

love that Coleman..too funny

stifling a “jeepers” here

288 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:21 pm

Come on carlos, how about a nice and patient ab

289 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:23 pm

Other mcb, how’s the shower? ;)

290 West Coast Tiger July 25, 2008 at 9:23 pm

My 12 yr old daughter Caroline just called that shot.

291 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:23 pm

And maggs looks like a total stud at the plate. He’s crushing these hits.

292 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Forty. I don’t know – radio guys (Chi) said it was really a WP not PB.

Guillen – HR to right!! 398 feet! 5-4 Tigers!!

Ordonez single! 1 out.

293 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Kevinaustin: “MLB.tv shows an ER v. Zumaya, that’s gotta be a mistake, right?”

I can’t actually answer that, since the rules involving non-error error-like things, e.g passed-balls and wild-pitches, can only correctly be applied by a small group of Cooperstown Jesuit monks, who amazingly enough do all the calls for all of MLB on a pro-bono basis.

294 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Way to go caroline!

295 Vince in MN July 25, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Coleman;
You’re absolutely right. It’s not like there is anything at stake here. We should just enjoy the game.

296 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Cabrera is gonna park one.

297 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:25 pm

NICE!

I gave in and gave the score update to showering mcb. He is still not real happy though.

Maybe the average f-bombs per sentence will drop from 4.5 to 3 or so.

298 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:25 pm

I’m starting to get pissed. My damn MLB package keeps going in and out. I just missed the Guillen homer.

299 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:26 pm

‘Manda: “stifling a “jeepers” here”

That’s wise of you, overdo the “jeepers” and they will become as stale as a Chris Berman home-run call…

300 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:26 pm

mcb 1 and 2

do you ever shower together. :)

301 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Well, he parked it somewhere. It sounded hard hit. 6-4-3 inning-ending DP. But they have the lead again. Buckle your seat belts again and hope for Good Uncle Nando.

302 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:28 pm

BiT: mine too, and I’m on the West Coast which MLB thinks is in Kansas, so either it’s happening globally, or they are intentionally singling out Tiger fans, which I wouldn’t put past them…

303 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Let’s go crooked hat mow them down

304 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Yeah Caroline!

Maybe her baseball knowledge will lead her to a lifetime of happiness married to a crazy f-bomb screaming schizophrenic baseball nut, just like it worked out for me.

(I wouldn’t have it any other way).

305 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Swisher jammed, out 4-3. Could be Good Nando, yes.

306 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Nice d miggy. Was thinking the same thing rod.

307 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Stoney reminds us that last Sox rally started with Fields…

308 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Okay, I’m getting the other mcb. back on here to jinx this game if you all don’t stop it with the shower thing.

309 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:32 pm

At any point do we think the words “ladies man” and “fernando rodney” were ever used in the same sentence?

310 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:32 pm

Walks Fields. It’s time to bring out the Insult Artillery, nothing else is working.

F-Rod is washed up. He sucks.

311 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:33 pm

From the MLB.com home page:

” [Todd Jones] is a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde … you don’t know what you are getting …”
– DC Tiger More from this MLBlog…

Actually I would say he is more like a Dr Jekyll who chugs the steaming monster cocktail, but then luckily the movie usually ends right before the part where he goes full Hyde and chews the limbs off all the children.

312 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:34 pm

Rod allen creeping me out with all the “look how slim he is” talk about ramirez

Yeah edgar, that’s how you get blasted and still turn two orlando!

313 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:34 pm

Rodney is the man. He started out shaky when he came back, but he has been looking really good lately.

314 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Poll, from other mcb., now watching the game: Who would you rather have at short, Neifi or Diarrhea?

(that’s what he said, sorry).

315 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:35 pm

4-6-3 inning ending DP. Rodney got lucky. He had nothing on that pitch, wasn’t fooling anyone. I’d send him to Toledo if I could. Bum.

And now we have Jones to look forward to, our so-called “closer.” I’ve had enough of that guy and his low budget mustache.

316 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:35 pm

We’d have a much nicer cushion if they had left the Provisional Run alone.

317 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:36 pm

mcb

I say Santiago

318 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Sean C.

I’d rather be lucky than good. Oh sorry that’s the twinkies motto.

319 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Well, obviously Ramon. But this is like one of those things where you can’t have what is the obvious best choice.

It’s more like, what would you rather eat, boogers or ear wax?

320 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:39 pm

Joyce Ks. Matt Joyce, destined to spend the balance of his career riding the Seawolves bench. Needlessly stealing AB from Marcus Thames.

I just know Sheff and Renteria will also strike out. I can feel it in my bones. 6 pitches.

EDIT: OK, Pudge Ks. It’s not easy being negative, Very distracting.

321 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:40 pm

Is rent-a-wreck boogers or ear wax?

322 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:41 pm

We also are wondering how Thames can possibly be sitting on the bench quietly watching Sheffield and Renteria play so badly. You’d think his head would explode by now.

Speaking of, there’s that screaming/whistling again.

323 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:41 pm

I think that DP was the longest stretch I’ve seen Cabrera make that wasn’t followed by a wobble and plop.

324 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:42 pm

This appears to be backfiring. Sheffield really does strike out – called.

325 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:42 pm

“We also are wondering how Thames can possibly be sitting on the bench quietly watching Sheffield and Renteria play so badly. You’d think his head would explode by now.

Speaking of, there’s that screaming/whistling again.”

My GOD, THAT’s what it IS! Grab the kids, head for the exits! Save yourselves! Thames’ head is a-gonna BLOW!!

326 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 9:42 pm

Having not yet been to Comerica, would y’all describe the whistling as epidemic or pandemic?

327 Brian B. July 25, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Get ready for a looooooong inning

328 sky July 25, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Sadly we probably have no pitcher that is going to hold this lead in the top of the 9th. Anyone expect otherwise?

329 Kyle J July 25, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Please note that you must be at least 52 inches tall to ride the Roller Coaster.

330 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:44 pm

Well, Pudge is out, somehow, I guess. Blah.

“boogers or ear wax?”

I like Chris in D’s “turd sandwich or crap taco.”

331 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:44 pm

sky

TJ goes 1-2-3.

332 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:45 pm

I’m tall enough and brave enough to ride the coaster.

333 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:45 pm

“Please note that you must be at least 52 inches tall to ride the Roller Coaster.”

Haha! Take a seat Eckstein! Only grownups on the Roller Coaster chump!

334 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Twins lose. Whatever.

Other mcb. predicting a Jones loss this inning. (Direct quote: “Smoke ‘em if you’ve got em.”)

Does that mean there’s hope? I’m confused.

335 Tbone July 25, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Hang on to your valuables boys, here we go!

336 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Coleman

Please stop. I can ony laugh so much in one night.

337 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:46 pm

“I like Chris in D’s “turd sandwich or crap taco.”

I guess there’s a reason Dallas isn’t renowned for it’s food…

338 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Jones in. Renteria catches a pop-up. That’s a bonus right there.

339 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:47 pm

I’m stopping now I have to concentrate on consuming my own innards while I watch Jones…

340 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:47 pm

Screw the negativity. TJ 1-2-3.

341 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:48 pm

Flyout to CF. This is Good Todd, classic Todd, caffeine-free Todd.

342 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:49 pm

0-2… so close now.

343 Jeff July 25, 2008 at 9:49 pm

Damn, that was a nice pitch by Jones, Quintin just did a good job with it. C’mon Jonesy.

344 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:50 pm

342 posts already tonight. very nice

345 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Then the dreaded 0 – 2 single. What’s next in the script I forget, the Walk or the HBP?

346 West Coast Tiger July 25, 2008 at 9:51 pm

que up the Ohio Players.

347 Tbone July 25, 2008 at 9:51 pm

What a crusher.

348 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:51 pm

No F’N way. Jones get out. I tried to be positive. You screwed me for the last time.

349 sky July 25, 2008 at 9:51 pm

Sad to say…..that SOB Jones is just no good!

350 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:51 pm

Oh my God. 2 run homer for Dye.

Don’t give up Tigers. You can get it back. Yes you can. It ain’t over.

351 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:52 pm

uhhhhhhhh, hey Beavis, this video sucks….

352 tomd July 25, 2008 at 9:52 pm

and there’s the season

353 Forty July 25, 2008 at 9:53 pm

This is on several people, not just todd jones

354 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 9:53 pm

This game should have been put away in the 5th inning. How many ways can a “closer” screw a team in one year.

355 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:53 pm

“It ain’t over.” Yeah, now Thome gets a shot at it…

356 jason July 25, 2008 at 9:53 pm

wow, a lot of posts tonight.

and what a come-from-ahead-chokejob by the tigers…

good job!!!

357 sky July 25, 2008 at 9:53 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….who can’t see it coming?

Why is this management so blind to how bad he is when really needed!

358 mcb. July 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm

tomd:

that’s exactly what we said. Okay, I am depressed now.

359 JFunk July 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Mario called the home run “unbelievable.” Anyone could’ve predicted that. It was more unbelievable that he got the first two guys he faced out. Does Jones know not to throw meatball pitches when the batter has an 0-2 count?

360 RudeMood19 July 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm

NO, this is on Todd.

A closer’s job is to put the goddamn game away, regardless of score, and he can’t do it.

UNeffingbelievable.

361 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Thome out. OK, 6-5 Sox going into botto of 9th. Due up, hmmm. Renteria-Granderson-Polanco.

Edgar, you can make it all up with a hit that ends up counting. This is a no-can-lose, dude. Get poor Todd off the hook. He’s gonna have a nervous breakdown soon.

362 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Well, that’s good. And it’s our lucky day, leading off the 9th, ‘rrrrrrrrEdgar Renteria!!!

363 David G. July 25, 2008 at 9:55 pm

Just get Guillen up.

364 West Coast Tiger July 25, 2008 at 9:55 pm

We have no closer.

365 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:56 pm

Renteria pops out.

Farmer and Stone say Comerica is angry.

366 sky July 25, 2008 at 9:56 pm

By the way….there were also two DP’s with 1 out and men on 3rd this game!

This is not the KC Royals we’re playing!

367 Jeff July 25, 2008 at 9:56 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….who can’t see it coming?

And the answer is: “The numerator is the number of ’sky’ posts made when the Tigers trail in a game. The denominator is the number of ’sky’ posts made when the Tigers lead in a game.”

“What is the definition of ‘infinity’?”

368 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:56 pm

I’m sure Leyland thinks pinch-hitting, say, a Thames-type of batter (ahem) for Renteria would damage Rents confidence. He may be right about that. But if he understood how much doing so would INCREASE the confidence of all the fans…see what I’m saying Uncle Smokey? Kind of a “greater good” type of thing?

369 tim July 25, 2008 at 9:57 pm

WTF Leyland?!

why not pinch hit for renteria?

370 West Coast Tiger July 25, 2008 at 9:57 pm

I think anyone in the pen could be as effective as Jones. He does his best but thats the fact.

371 tomd July 25, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Maybe Dombrowski can watch Jenks and see what a closer’s supposed to do. Un-friggin-believable.

372 DMan July 25, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Jones sucks! Period! The Tigers will never get over the top relying on Jones! Sick!

373 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Jones is an embarrasment.

374 sky July 25, 2008 at 9:58 pm

JFunk…read my comment above…..I said it was coming!

375 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:58 pm

“We have no closer.”

Amen, brother.

Grandy grounds out. Oof. All up to Polly. I should feel good. I don’t.

376 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 9:58 pm

WCT: “We have no closer.”

Oh that’s fine actually , we don’t need one, since we aren’t ahead.

377 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm

In comes Jenks to make us really feel bad. Why can’t we have a Jenks?

378 Tbone July 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Billfer – NOW you can call it a blown season…

379 JML July 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm

It is very believable sadly. UnFORGIVable is what it is. I blame the front office, for keeping that so-called closer for so long.

380 sky July 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm

When it really counts, this team loses!

381 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Polanco gone 5-3. I can’t even hang around for the postgame. Sickening loss.

Great thread, though.

382 Mith July 25, 2008 at 10:00 pm

What a gut wrenching loss. We seem to average one a week lately.

383 Forty July 25, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Quentin and dye are fabulous hitters. Jones is what he is – an average to below average closer. What about pudge’s gidp with bases juiced? Or pudge’s pb/throwing error? Or zumaya not getting a big k when that’s what he was brought in to do? Or nate letting the first two guys on in the seventh? It’s a team sport.

384 sky July 25, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Jones should issue a public apology, retire, and move to Mexico!

385 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Sky: “.I said it was coming!”

I have to admit I didn’t…I was sure a Walk or HBP would come first…

386 Vince in MN July 25, 2008 at 10:02 pm

Gosh, what an exciting game. You just can’t beat a Friday night with a well-played baseball game. And tip your cap to those Chicago White Sox while you are at it. Go Tigers.

387 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:03 pm

From the stomping overhead…I just figured out the neighbors are Sox fans…and the hurt continues…

388 Kathy July 25, 2008 at 10:04 pm

Another killer.

389 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 10:05 pm

Jones needs to go to management and say “I suck please don’t put me in anymore”. “I’m an emabrassement to the fans and my teammates and I don’t deserve to wear the old english D”.

Jones you frigin’ hick go back to ‘Bama!

I’m sick of writing the same blog for the last three years!

390 Joey C. July 25, 2008 at 10:05 pm

It must be nice to have an effective closer. Chicago fans must really feel good when they see Jenks enter a game.

And what the hell was Renteria doing leading off the 9th?

391 RudeMood19 July 25, 2008 at 10:06 pm

words cannot describe how I feel right now…i feel kinda violated and flirted with, like we’re up the whole friggin game, then idiot lets a .280 hitter off the hook with an 0-2 single, and then lets a guy who was owned today (0-4) hit an OPPOSITE field HR, inexcusable.

Yet another hard luck loss for Nate too.

Honestly, Jones should be DFA’d. Here’s the reason, when a Papelbon, or a Rivera come into the game, fans/management/players can taste victory.

We don’t have that with Jones. We worry. We may joke about it, but we all know we’d prefer a closer who finishes games.

When we hear Jones is coming into the game, we worry. I hate that.

392 Forty July 25, 2008 at 10:06 pm

This doesn’t quite make sense, but somehow leyland leaving a 19hr stud who leads the team in ops on the bench and hitting renteria hurts more than dye’s home run. The latter is part of the game. The former is only part of the tigers’ game.

393 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 10:07 pm

Vince in MN, you need to be beat.

394 Kyle J July 25, 2008 at 10:07 pm

There’s no way to prove this definitively, but I think Jones has hit the tipping point from being serviceable to being consistently unreliable. In each of the last three months, he has a WHIP over 1.60 and an ERA over 5.00.

There’s not really anything that can be done. I don’t think any of us would trust Zumaya or Rodney in the 9th either.

It just is. And it sucks.

395 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 10:07 pm

It’s funny how all night the same people are posting on the blog. Then the 9th inning comes around and “other” people show up to throw jabs in. Interesting. Verlander tomorrow. Time to even the series.

396 Ryanne July 25, 2008 at 10:08 pm

OMG!! How many times do tigers fan have to go through this when Jonesy comes to the mound? It’s like every time they show him warming up it’s “Oh No here we go AGAIN!” Its getting old. We need to get a new closer if we are going to have any chance of moving on past the regular season. TIME TO RETIRE JONES!!!!!

397 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 10:08 pm

This game was lost in the 7th when Nate came back out. And it’s not just hindsight, Sean called it before the Tigers batted in the bottom of the 6th.

398 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:08 pm

Todd Borowski?

399 Dave in 'the ATL' July 25, 2008 at 10:09 pm

Vince in MN, maybe you should go back to your crossword puzzles and leave the blogging to us. Brutal.

400 Forty July 25, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Wise words joel

401 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 10:10 pm

I would trust Zoom or Rodney before Jones. They have to start closing some time.

402 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Brian-

I hear you. Not a peep from all my co-workers until after Dye’s two run jack…post-hr…3 texts and a call.

403 Chris July 25, 2008 at 10:13 pm

Jones is killing us. He starts off the Twin series with a killer first game blown save and then he fails us again in the first game of this series.

404 sky July 25, 2008 at 10:13 pm

One final comment for this game. Earlier this year Jones piled up a series of saves. But if you check you will see that often he gave up several runs on huge leads even when he got them. He rarely is able to hold a one run lead and never does so against a good team. Maybe against Texas or the Milwaukee Brewers, but never against the Twins, or the Sox. He is just lucky when he does finish a game. The Tigers don’t stand a chance until they find a real closer they can rely on. This is the simple and undeniable fact of MLB in 2008.

405 David G. July 25, 2008 at 10:14 pm

Win the next 2 and it’s all good, I suppose. But letting Nate out for the 7th feels retarded.

406 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 10:14 pm

sky

Way to state the obvious. Your so negative you walk backwards.

407 Forty July 25, 2008 at 10:16 pm

I don’t like todd jones. He’s not a good closer. But this dfa talk is silly. We’ve played more than 100 games this year. We’ve won over 50. And while it’s easy to post after a lead is blown and say you knew it was going to happen, the fact is: if jones was coming into the game with a lead of three runs or less, your “premonition” has only been right three times this season. Again, I don’t think todd jones is good. But this rush of jones hatred after every blown save reminds me of kids blaming the goalie in youth soccer.

408 RudeMood19 July 25, 2008 at 10:19 pm

Hey Brian from Tampa, my tv is in the other room. Forgive me for watching the game, then comnig hear to talk about my frustrations with the team after they lose.

I guess that means something…wtf?

409 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 10:19 pm

I’m out for tonight. JV = CG Shutout.

410 RudeMood19 July 25, 2008 at 10:21 pm

WHat kills me, is how easily Jenks went through our lineup, like a closer SHOULD.

411 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 10:22 pm

RudeMood19

I’m just frustrated. Talk to you tomorrow.

412 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:24 pm

I think there are valid points to go around. If you’re going to blame Todd for giving up 2, you also blame Zumaya and Pudge for the 2 they gave up. On the other hand, Todd is ALWAYS an adventure. To his credit (?) he usually gets it done. The problem is that even when he gets it done, its a white-knuckle affair…thus when he doesn’t, its that much harder to endure. I think that people have a right to expect with the payroll the Tigers have, that when the “closer” comes in, it means something. And by “something” i mean more saves and less heart-problems.

413 JFunk July 25, 2008 at 10:29 pm

Dickerson just read off the following stats:

Jones has blown 3 of his last 7 save opportunities and has allowed 10 runs in his last 10 innings.

And he just killed the season with his performance tonight.

Quite the accomplishments.

414 RudeMood19 July 25, 2008 at 10:31 pm

I’m usually in a rude mood when Todd ” the broken roller coaster that sucks and should be thrown in a scrap yard” Jones blows games, especially this one.

415 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Melodrama aside, the season has been “called” several times so far…and you know what, the Tigs are still in it. Jones is an issue, yes. Would i like to see him replaces, yes. Who are we suggesting take his place? Are we looking at existing bullpen arms? If so, who’s shown the ability, skill or mental, to fill his shoes. The organization hasn’t been shy about justifying Jones based on mentality alone…they feel he’s the best suited to handle the pressure (and fan outrage) day in and out.

The suggestion box is open.

416 mark_in_gr July 25, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Leland is beyond incredible . . . his post game quote . . .”We just didn’t do enough to win this game”. WTF??? No, you did enough, you just have a washed up closer that instead of standing on the mound belongs selling used Chevy’s on 8 mile!!!

I swear . . . Leland has a line of BS longer than Barack Obama! Maybe when Jimmy finally get’s canned, he could wake up one morning from a phone call requesting he be BO’s VP . . .

Jones is a Joke, if DD doesn’t do something about him, this team is dumber than they even appear.

417 Chris July 25, 2008 at 10:37 pm

Forty,

It’s not that some of us are rushing to hatred for Jones. It’s is just that he cannot be trusted because he always seems to struggle, even when he does get the save. And the fact that he has blown saves against two of the divisional rivals that we are chasing drives many of us crazy.

So many of us look around the league and see guys like K-Rod, Jinks, Rivera, Pappelbon, Nathan– the list goes on and on– all guys that instill confidence and we have this joke of a closer.

418 Kevin in Austin July 25, 2008 at 10:39 pm

Okay, we all know the problem, but what’s the answer? Is Zoom ready?

Can we deal Sheffield for a serviceable closer (doubt it)? If KC would take Joyce for Soria, would you do it (in a heartbeat)? How about Joyce + Thames for Soria + change?

What will you give up for Sherrill? And does he do that much for you?

419 mark_in_gr July 25, 2008 at 10:39 pm

Andre . . . how about ANYBODY in the bullpen besides Jones. Honestly, do you really think Dolsi or Lopez would consistently be as incompetent as Jones. How many saves this year by Jones have been gimmes? How many 1-2 inning saves has he blown? What did Jenkes do in the ninth tonight? He didn’t get two outs and get behind 2-0 on the third hitter, did he?

Point . . . wtf are they waiting for w/Jones? Can Dolsi or Lopez or Zumaya be any worse?

420 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:40 pm

Just as a reminder…the 2007 saves leader was released this year. Oh, and after the three-way tie for 2nd, Jones was #3 in saves last year.

I’m no huge fan of the Jones…but lets put things in perspective, there aren’t 30 dominant closers in the league. Should we have one with this payroll, yes. Do we, no. Did we think we did? I dunno, he was #3 last year, you tell me.

421 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 10:43 pm

I could deal with a blown save from Zoom. He at least has an out pitch. What does Jones have? He prays the batter hits the ball at somebody. Zumaya pitches great when he starts an inning. He has to learn to close some time.

422 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:45 pm

Mark-

I don’t know if the rest of the bullpen would do better. Dolsi seems to have a new description tacked on daily here, and I haven’t seen much of Lopez (i’m in chicago and only recently got the mlb package). I’ve suffered through plenty of Jones, believe me, but the “closer” role is difficult for a reason: mental pressure. So until the rest of the bullpen is exposed to it, we don’t know if they would be more or less competent. I don’t think you can fault the organization too much for going into the season with last years #3 closer (yes i’ve made that point already). could we use an upgrade, somebody that won’t make me bald/white hair soon, yeah…fantastic. but show me who and for how much.

423 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 10:46 pm

Jones pitches to contact. Good closers come in to strike people out or break bats. That is his biggest problem.

424 mark_in_gr July 25, 2008 at 10:47 pm

If you want to win the AL Central, you HAVE to have a closer who can close w/a 1-2 run spread going into the ninth? Who here has confidence that the game will be won when they see Jones trot out to the mound w/that kind of spread, raise your hands?

And how long has the team been aware of this problem? Remember the 7 inning game Jones blew last year? Forget the stats, look at the man as a closer. The top priority for this club is getting someone to fill this position.

425 mark_in_gr July 25, 2008 at 10:51 pm

But Andre, does the no. 3 stat really fit Jones, think about that? Is it just luck or circumstance that he was at 3? I ask myself, what does Jones have? A mediocre fastball, a less than stellar breaking ball . . . that’s it. He pitches to contact, and w/a 1-2 run lead, is that the sort of closer you want if you are in a pennant race? The points about mental pressure are valid, but look at Jones when he is out there, he looks as stressed as Rodney most of the time.

These men are professionals, and they serve one purpose, get three outs in the ninth w/o letting the opposing team score one or two runs usually. Todd Jones performance tonight was inexcusable and he should be ashamed of himself.

426 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:52 pm

I think if that’s all there was to being a closer there wouldn’t be a league shortage. We give Zumaya more slack because he’s a 100+mph pitcher who has “upside”. Neither of those things has direct bearing on closing. He may well be the future closer…or starter depending on what our need is that day, but come on, he’s not perfect either with a 1.90whip.

427 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 10:52 pm

Agreed, Brian. The Very, Very Right Rev. Ninja Strudel will be on tomorrow and right this ship. Word.

428 Adam July 25, 2008 at 10:53 pm

We can still take two of three.

Don’t worry, I already figured we’d lose this one. It would have been a super bonus had we won, and we almost did.

Just can’t get swept.

429 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 10:56 pm

Here’s an idea. There are 2 outs and the count is 0-2. How about wasting a couple of pitches. High cheese (89 mph from TJ) or a couple in the dirt. I will say, Pudge’s throw into leftfield with 2 outs was the dumbest play all night.

430 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:57 pm

mark-

what would you attribute Borowski’s #1 status last year to? and his subsequent decline?

Jones sucked tonight, but don’t think that by plugging in Zumaya and his fastball that we’ve solved the problem (I mean, maybe we would, who knows…but faster doesn’t equal better). The mental strain of closing goes overlooked. Do you want to stick ‘Maya out there too early and have him get shelled? Jones has been the fall guy for a while, but lets not forget that he was very effective in the “got the save despite” kind of way.

Again, there is a reason the league doesn’t have a surplus of closers. You want Jones gone, fine: show me who, and shoe me how much.

431 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 10:58 pm

“Maybe against Texas or the Milwaukee Brewers”

Pssst, Sky: The Brewers are good this year. And a little balance, please. I know we all need to blow off some frustrated steam, but jeez.

432 Joey C. July 25, 2008 at 10:59 pm

Andre, those are all really great points and I think they briefly flashed through my mind in the immediate aftermath of tonight’s loss…which is probably why I didn’t wield my coffee table as a club to smash my TV into pieces.

433 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 10:59 pm

phil gets points for brevity

434 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 10:59 pm

Phil, I think you just punched a hole in the interwebs with those exclamation marks.

435 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:00 pm

Texas isn’t bad either.

436 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 11:02 pm

I will say that anyone who reads Bill Simmons will recognize this game as a potential “stomach punch”.

437 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:04 pm

Chris – agreed, todd jones is not as good as jonathan papelbon, mariano rivera, and any of the other best closers in the league. He is frustrating to watch and not dominant. He is not confidence inspiring.

But no one in our pen has been good this year. Zumaya has a nice era but 1. He also played a major role in this loss 2. His peripherals are yucky. Three quarters of the people on this blog think rodney should be lit on fire.

I wish we had a badass. And so does dd – I’m sure he didn’t count on urbina and percival turning out how they did.

I get annoyed when people act like the only reason we lost today or are not in first in the division is todd jones. That’s nonsense. It’s renteria, sheffield, bonderman injury, willis flameout, terrible managing, and bad bullpen all around. Again, it’s a team game.

438 mark_in_gr July 25, 2008 at 11:05 pm

I don’t think we need to trade anyone. Zumaya has been mentally preparing himself for sometime for this. How long do you wait? Do you blow the rest of the season off and chalk it up to semi-rebuilding, or take a chance on Zumaya. Let Joel or Dolsi head out in the ninth the next 5-4 game. There would be a bigger pile of chips supporting that decision than riding the bleak Jones loser train.

Good points made earlier. How many people are confident that Jones can pull off the save against a decent rival team w/only a 1 or 2 run lead?

If Zumaya or Dolsi don’t get the job done, what do you lose? They can’t be worse than Jones in his last few outings.

439 Phil July 25, 2008 at 11:05 pm

I have always gone along with the “Roller Coaster” moniker for TJ. Even going so far as to refer to him amongst friends as “TRCJ” for brevity. No more. A roller coaster never makes me feel this terrible. Never.

440 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 11:06 pm

just heard a “detroit sucks” chant from upstairs. there may or may not be a delay in my next post as i light the building on fire and make a break for it.

441 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:06 pm

The next 2 games are must wins to me. I don’t care what Leyland says. We must make up at least 1 game. I say score enough runs so that the closer doesn’t have to come in.

442 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 11:08 pm

Um, maybe I have to take that back about having Thames hit for Renteria. He should have pinch-hit for Granderson. Granderson vs Jenks, career: 11 AB, BA .000, 8K. Crikey.

Oh, and maybe someone other than Thames. (Career BA vs Jenks: .000. As is Sheffield’s. As is Guillen’s. As is Renteria’s. As is Cabrera’s. As is Clete Thomas’. As is Mike Hessman’s…OK I only added Hessman because–how in the world did he get 3 AB vs Jenks in the few games he played?).

So you’d want to stick with the Tigers who have hit Jenks, like…let’s see, there’s Jacques Jones (1.000), Timo Perez (1.000), Sean Casey (.667), Chris Gomez (.500), Rondell White (.500), Nook Logan (.500)…OK, that’s not funny.

But impressive is Ordonez (.375), Polanco (.333), and even Inge (.250/.357 OBP), who seems to have developed the seemingly wise tactic of standing there with the bat on his shoulder, with 2 BB and 5K (3 called) in 14 plate appearances.

It’s actually somewhat impressive to look at the Pitcher vs Hitter stats on Jenks, and try to find somebody who hits him well…try this stat on:
# Batters > 2 BB vs Jenks, career: 0
# Batters > 2 K vs Jenks, career: 14
# Batters > 2 RBI vs Jenks, career: 3 (all tied at 3)

HR rate vs Jenks, career: 1 / 65.8 AB
HR rate vs Jones, career: 1 / 44.7 AB

443 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:11 pm

Andre, if you send me a receipt, i’ll reimburse you for the kerosene

444 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:12 pm

Forty

I agree. This game should have been put out of reach in the 5th or 6th inning. It’s not alll Jones’ fault, but in a game like this you have to close it out. That is what playoff teams do.

445 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:12 pm

also brian in tampa, how was bed? hehe, why do we let this game do this to us?

446 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:14 pm

I laid my head down, and couldn’t fall asleep. I had a nightmare about some guy with the last name Dye. :)

447 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 11:14 pm

mark-

i get what you’re saying. we’re not the first people to have misgivings about jones, but the fact (used to be) that jones got it done…even if it was nerve wracking. maybe zumaya is the answer, but he’s had the luxury of being our darling flame thrower for the last couple of years, and hasn’t had to fill those shoes often. a closer helps, but does not a team make.

there’s plenty more wrong with the team than jones (the first run the Sox scored followed an “ingeable” ball down the 3rd base line), but the point is that despite (according to some) horrible: starting, middle and closing pitching; bad defense (me); bad offense; etc… we’re within striking distance to the Sox.

448 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 11:16 pm

forty-

if you’re willing to go the extra mile, i’ll buy some orange juice concentrate to make napalm…too much, ok…i’ll be quiet.

449 Mike R July 25, 2008 at 11:16 pm

Anyone who says that they aren’t rushing to hate Todd Jones is flat out lying. No one gives him credit — not this year, or any time he was in Detroit the last 3 years — when he was fine and everyone piles on when he blows a game. Yes, the home run sucked but there was no complaining when he was 1 strike from closing out the game, was there? No. There wasn’t. Get this Yankee-like fandom out of here. It’s so annoying. Don’t know why I even came to this blog tonight, I knew exactly what it’d be like.

450 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:19 pm

Mike R

I tried to be positive. Look back, I called a 1-2-3 inning. Then, KABOOM.

451 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 11:20 pm

like one of those self-fulfilling prophesies huh?

452 Chris Y. July 25, 2008 at 11:22 pm

I want Nathan. Or Jenks. Or, even better, Soria.

Heck, I’ll take whomever Cleveland is trotting out these days. R. Perez? OK, good.

453 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 11:22 pm

B-I-T: “It’s funny how all night the same people are posting on the blog. Then the 9th inning comes around and “other” people show up to throw jabs in.

They’re the closers…

454 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 11:23 pm

I don’t hate Todd Jones. He put the last nail in tonight’s coffin, but he had help as far as putting the box together goes. It’s crazy, but he was a genius for all but one pitch in that 9th inning. And that’s why he’s still a good closer – albeit an unorthodox one – having a rough stretch, and not the piece of crap tonight’s bitter disappointment begs us to call him.

Zumaya – bad. Pudge – costly bad decision in the heat of the moment (but some important good D otherwise). Ugly play on the Joyce K-Maggs rundown – who to blame, i don’t know. Missed sign, poor judgement? Some crucial failures in RISP AB.

Worst of all to me was the decision to bring Nate back out for the 7th. Look at the game logs. See how many times leaving Robertson (and others) in too long for a pen that sucks coming in with runners on has cost the Tigers runs and usually games.

They can bring this whole damn team as it is back for 2009, Neifi Renteria and Travis Sheffield included. The one guy I don’t want to see any more is Leyland. It just has to be demoralizing playing for someone so capricious and inscrutable. A guy who uses the phrase “and that’s the end of that conversation” as often as he does with the press… well, that’s the mark of a guy who’s flying blind, under the guise of being a “hunch guy.”

455 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:24 pm

In a related story to “we would win more games with a better closer than Todd Jones,” I have a series of other suggestions for how we might improve.

Replace Renteria with Hanley Ramirez
Replace Guillen with Alex Rodriguez
Replace Polanco with Chase Utley
Switch Cabrera to DH and pick up Pujols for first
Dump Pudge for Mauer…ok wait that was going too far. Or maybe it wasn’t. What if we dumped Pudge for Mauer and then Liriano’d Mauer? I’d never have to look at those sideburns ever again…::drifts into a happy day dream::

456 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 11:24 pm

Yeah, lets be more like Cleveland…that’s the answer. Ok, I’m frustrated and hence an ass…but seriously?

457 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:25 pm

Coleman, post of the night, it’s not close

458 T Smith July 25, 2008 at 11:25 pm

Mario: “Un..believable…”

Ah, not really Mario. I beg to differ. Quite believable.

Rod: “This one… is…a tough one.”

You think? The Tigers dominate the game down to the 27th batter and down to the very last strike of the game, and it all comes unhinged one pitch later and after another losey plate appearance? Wow.

The fact is, Todd Jones is a horrible closer. There is no debate, really. People often cite 18 saves to Jones’ credit to muster a counter argument (albeit a feeble one), but what they are really doing is citing an element of fortune. I knew when Jones took the hill the game was literally a coin toss — so as heartbreaking as this loss is, it’s really no big surprise.

The Tigers have been quite fortunate thus far to close as many games as they have, given the ability of this closer. If you want to get a true idea of the ability of your closer, you should not go by saves (as a more telling save-to-blown-save ratio will certainly regress to the mean over time) — rather, for a more objective analysis look at ERA and WHIP. How can you possibly expect not give up a run when your WHIP is 1.60+ ?? and your ERA is 5.05 ? The answer is, you can’t. Odds hover right over 50% that the opposing team is going to score at least one run each time the pitcher takes the hill. Those are not favorable odds. In fact, those odds are downright horrible.

Consider (Closers on all AL contending teams):

Paperbon — ERA: 2.23 WHIP: 0.92
Rivera – ERA: 1.21 WHIP: 0.67
Jenks — ERA: 1.83 WHIP: 1.08
Nathan — ERA: 1.08 WHIP: 0.94
F-Rod — ERA: 2.33 WHIP: 1.25
Percival — ERA: 3.34 WHIP: 0.98
Jones — ERA: 5.05 WHIP: 1.60

You simply can’t expect to close out games with the kind of stats highlighted above. And you can also clearly see there is no comparing Jones to an adequate closer. This game was like a taser to the groin, but I’m not at all surprised. I wasn’t surpised even after the 0-2 count on Quentin. The game is simply never over when Jones in on the mound. Regardless of circumstance.

459 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:30 pm

T Smith – so what you’re saying is, Todd Jones got unlucky. ERA of 5 = about 1 run every other inning — today it was 2 in one inning! ;)

You’ll get no argument out of me that Jones isn’t bad though…he is much worse than the other closers you listed above.

Ok, one other snarky comment: how was Jones vis-a-vis Percival in ‘07?

460 Joel in Seattle July 25, 2008 at 11:32 pm

Sean, I agree on the 7th inning. Nate did well to get out of the 5th. He got pounded in the 6th, but lucked out. Bringing him out in the 7th was just stupid. You didn’t have to look at a game log, just the last inning.

Maybe the same thing happens with the bullpen, but you can’t tempt fate like that, and Jimmuh does it all the time.

461 Dave BW July 25, 2008 at 11:34 pm

My, this place is just one giant mass of histrionics tonight. 400 comments? Really?

I was at this one. The end was frustrating, but I didn’t see much to fault Leyland on. Robertson was only at 80 some pitches to start the 7th — there was no reason not to bring him in.

462 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:35 pm

Hey, look Percival is in for a save right now with a 3 run lead. If you give up 2 runs you still get a save.

463 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 11:35 pm

What makes a good closer?

2007

Borowski #2 in saves [45] (apologize for labeling him #1, that was in the AL):
5.07ERA
85% save percentage (that’s a lot of lucky coin tosses)

Rivera #17 [30 saves]
3.15ERA
88% save percentage

Thoughts?

464 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:36 pm

Dave BW

It’s Friday Night Happy Hour(s)

465 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 11:37 pm

“They’re the closers…”

Hey-oh.

Coleman is the Ordonez of game threads. Piling up the RBI and 2-out RBI, running up a BA well over .300 without ever seeming to have any flashy 4 for 5 games. Consistent production. Why can’t there be any tilde-like mark in his name? Add one, Coleman, so we can call you, I don’t know, The Big Umlaut or something.

466 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:39 pm

I think Sean C should close. He’s got a mid 90’s computer model and a changeup that’s slower than his dialup internet connection but with the same arm motion. He’d be lights out, shades of Trevor H.

467 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 11:42 pm

Actually that reminds me that I’m still irritated about the Percival situation. Tigers sign Percival; Percival gets big contract; Percival, in Tiger-like fashion, blows out arm; Percival retires; Tigers scramble for closer as they become the worst team in baseball, settling on Machete-Man then Roller-Coaster; Percival thinks, maybe I can still pitch; Hey, Percival CAN still pitch! Percival signs with Cardinals, then Tampa Bay; Percival playoff bound—hey wait a minute, back up.

If you retire, then decide to come back, and were under contract when you retire, doesn’t the team you were with still own your rights? How does Percival retire in the 1st year of a 3 year deal and then come back as a free agent? Unless…the Tigers didn’t release him from his contract, to be…nice? Did they?

468 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 11:44 pm

No tilde no;
I’m without the umlaut.

But you are getting close…OK, since you’re all so nice…

I spell my name with an invisible cedilla.

469 Phil July 25, 2008 at 11:44 pm

Sean C in Illinois – your post almost had some decently rendered thoughts and/or arguments. Almost. The problem is you used the words “genius” and “Todd Jones” in the same sentence, and it wasn’t even an accident. It even appears that you meant them to relate to one another. You clearly haven’t even a modicum of credibility, because you are criminally insane.

470 Dave BW July 25, 2008 at 11:45 pm

Coleman: And they gave him a playoff share, too! Ungrateful lout!

471 Andre in Chi July 25, 2008 at 11:46 pm

Just remember, it could be worse.

No b.s. one of my good friends in the Cleve is named Joe Borowski, no relation to the former Indians closer (except in body-type). You can’t begin to imagine the messages he was receiving on facebook. Joe “Fathead” Borowski getting released was the best thing that ever happened to my friend.

472 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 11:48 pm

“I think Sean C should close.”

Forty, aside from the computer model (2000 Power Mac G4), you’ve got it mostly right. I’ll never be a good starter as long as I have dial-up. You could feel me losing it right along with Nate by the 6th.

473 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:49 pm

Worse, is being named Darko.

474 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:50 pm

Worse is being in on a Friday night posting about a Tigers loss that happened a couple hours ago. Wait, who said that?

475 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 11:51 pm

Cedilla Says: for the starting pitcher, the ground-ball inducing pitch is a more useful weapon than the strikeout pitch. For the closer, the opposite is true.

476 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:51 pm

It’s called therapy Forty.

477 T Smith July 25, 2008 at 11:52 pm

“2007

Borowski #2 in saves [45] (apologize for labeling him #1, that was in the AL):
5.07ERA – 85% save percentage (that’s a lot of lucky coin tosses)…”

Exactly that. A hell of a lot of lucky coin tosses. Odds are, when you keep tossing the coin though (2008) that the tide will turn. You simply can’t keep up that pace with those stats. And that’s exactly what happened.

Borowski and Jones are virtually the same pitcher. Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.

478 Mike R July 25, 2008 at 11:52 pm

I love how absolutely no one even acknowledges the fact that Todd Jones has thrown 6 innings since July 7th in which he’s given up 1 ER and 5 hits in that time span, before tonight. And 3 of those hits and 2 of those earned runs came in one appearance against the Twins on July 10th.

Or, how about June 29th: 7.2 IP, 8 H, 3 ER, 3 BB, 1 K.

People are just so blinded by the fact that he doesn’t strikeout every one that he faces or throw 99 that he’s so easy to hate on. It’s absolutely ridiculous and is annoying in and of itself. But on nights like this when people come out of the woodwork it is just down right unbearable. Disgusting.

Crushing loss. Yes. I’m as disappointed as the next. I guess we should just forfeit the rest of the year and send everyone home with their families and come back next March. No use in even playing out the remaining 60 games of the season.

479 Sean C. in Illinois July 25, 2008 at 11:52 pm

Coleman, “The Big Cedilla” would sound like I’m accusing you of some gross deformity. Pick another.

480 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:52 pm

I don’t know if Darko is on the Serbian team, but I hope he lights the U.S. up for like 50 and 30 if we play them. I want one play where Bosh, Melo, Wade, and LeBron are all under the rim and he just comes careening down the lane and spikes it on all four.

481 Coleman July 25, 2008 at 11:52 pm

That’s one advantage to being on the west coast, it’s still afternoon here. A pretty dark afternoon though, to be honest.

482 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:57 pm

Mike R

Every good closer can strike people out or break bats. Jones does neither. It gets old. He was good early in the season, but now he needs to be great.

483 Forty July 25, 2008 at 11:58 pm

Mike R, you and your “stats”

What’s the fun in that when you can declare armageddon and say with a straight face that one player out of a 25 man active roster is completely responsible for original sin, the 2000 election, and hanson?

484 Brian in Tampa July 25, 2008 at 11:59 pm

This game shouldn’t have even been in a save situation.

485 Sean C. in Illinois July 26, 2008 at 12:00 am

“You clearly haven’t even a modicum of credibility, because you are criminally insane.”

Phil, you do have a point there. But I stand by my contention that Jones – tonight – cruised in typical Good Jones fashion but for one pitch. He’s not the only closer to ever suffer this fate. Happens to the best. He didn’t melt down. I find more fault with Zumaya’s performance.

Also, I was hoping to score points with Mike R and Dave BW for my non-histrionic stance. It’s what makes me a good closer.

486 Forty July 26, 2008 at 12:01 am

Sean C. I think I want you resting at this point. Save your dialup connection for high leverage posting.

487 stephen July 26, 2008 at 12:02 am

God bless Mike R., always consistent with the ‘hey, these pitchers don’t suck as much as you guys think they do’ line.

488 Mike R July 26, 2008 at 12:03 am

Brian: you’d rather have the model of consistency Joel Zumaya close games because he can break bats?

489 Forty July 26, 2008 at 12:03 am

Also, for funsies, can I just completely do an about face tomorrow and trash Jones whether or not he appears? Fly in from Boston, get a seat near the pen, and just jeer him all game, followed by bashing him on the blog afterwards? Chris got to say Cabrera should be off the 40 man…

j/k Chris ;)

490 Phil July 26, 2008 at 12:03 am

Mike R – NEWSFLASH! Earned runs for a closer mean exactly… DICK! Quit defending the POS that is Todd Jones. Were there other plays in the game that could have given the Tigers a bigger lead? Yes. Were there other mistakes? Yes. That doesn’t excuse Jones’ performance. A closer is paid to clean up others’ mistakes. He isn’t paid to come into a game with a 4 or 5 run lead and get us out of it by the skin of our teeth while we all go into cardiac arrest, which seems to be all Jonesy is capable of these days, at best.

Nobody is saying the season is lost. People are expressing their frustration at how much Jones sucks, and every bit of said frustration is justifiable. End of story. Good night.

491 Brian in Tampa July 26, 2008 at 12:03 am

Alright, I’m going to bed for real. Tomorrow (today) will be a different day. JV will dominate. Beach during the day. Sand in the face of Ozzie G. at night.

492 Forty July 26, 2008 at 12:05 am

yeah Mike R is DTW set-up man material. I think Coleman is our Magglio wig.

493 Mike R July 26, 2008 at 12:06 am

God Bless Stephen’s “only coming around to kick this team when it’s down because who wants to root for a team that’s actually performing well? I’d rather wallow in a terrible team and only bring up the negative at the most negative of times” shtick. Again. Still. Like always.

Whatever. I’m done here for tonight. It’s beyond ridiculous. This blog makes me long for the days of 100+ losses when fans could still be semi-rational. I guess that’s just a novel concept that winning breeds front runners who just do nothing but complain because who wants to praise people or give credit where credit’s due?

494 T Smith July 26, 2008 at 12:07 am

Also — Forty, you are absolutely correct. The Tigers should have had 8 runs anyway. Runner on 3rd base multiple times throughout the game with one out — no runs. Pudge had a brain fart and gave up a run. Zoom allowed all inheirited runners to score. The team as a whole lost this game (not just TJ) — but what you’re basically saying is, in order to ensure victory, every player must come through in every circumstance and make no mistakes, and the team should secure about a five run lead in every game, by the ninth, in order to ensure a W.

If you expect that though, each team, including the Yankees, Redsox, Rays, Angels — you pick the team — would record just about 43 wins in a season. All the good teams miss opportunites, have costly errors, and fail to cash every time, too. But the best teams also win close games by 1 run and their bullpens/closers hold leads.

495 Forty July 26, 2008 at 12:07 am

Phil, having not run the math or even disagreeing with you that it would be better if Todd Jones were Joe Nathan, I would hypothesize that earned runs mean more than nothing for closers…especially as it comes to predicting save percentage over a large sample

496 stephen July 26, 2008 at 12:08 am

You know, I’ve learned that if you go out and get a little reverse cowgirl action Todd Jones and the stock market’s joint meltdown matter so much less.

497 Brian in Tampa July 26, 2008 at 12:08 am

The bottom line is Jones came in with a 1 run lead in the 9th. The “closer” is paid to save/win those games. I understand nobody is perfect, but this game is HUGE. Grow a sack TJ.

498 Joel in Seattle July 26, 2008 at 12:09 am

Dave:

Who cares about pitch counts? It wasn’t that Robertson was tiring out, it’s that he wasn’t effective. He was getting hit hard. It was only a matter of time before those hits start falling. Leyland got 6 innings out of Nate with one run, but he was lucky to do so. The 7th inning outcome was probable, based on the way he was getting hit.

499 Sean C. in Illinois July 26, 2008 at 12:10 am

“Cedilla Says:”

Too cryptic for me, Coleman. Remember, it’s 2 hours later here. Which reminds me: Why didn’t Ken in Vegas tell us what had happened so we could have started the postgame earlier. Had to run back to his poker game or the blackjack table or something, I guess. Lout.

Hey, for that matter, why didn’t you tell us, Coleman? You West Coast people are so selfish and untrustworthy, all of you.

500 Forty July 26, 2008 at 12:12 am

T Smith – do “good teams” win close games? My guess is that “lucky teams” win close games…or at least “lucky teams win close games at a rate significantly higher than their overall winning pct.” Understood, having a great 7-8-9 combination probably could help you a little there. But at the end of the day, you are what you are…just a bunch of win shares added up at every position.

And I hear you that it’s not reasonable to rely on everyone to play mistake-free baseball every night, such that there are no save situations. But just because that is unrealistic doesn’t mean that the mistakes in the fifth inning don’t matter, or that the mistakes in the ninth inning are the only reason we aren’t 15 games over .500.

501 T Smith July 26, 2008 at 12:14 am

I think somebody needs to go give Mike R a hug.

502 stephen July 26, 2008 at 12:16 am

I think somebody needs to go give Mike R the reverse cowgirl.

503 Forty July 26, 2008 at 12:16 am

Can I get down on that too T Smith? I feel like the hottest girl in school flirted with me, asked me to the prom, and then kicked me in the groin on prom night to go with my worst enemy. Also known as “I feel like I’m back in high school.”

504 Forty July 26, 2008 at 12:19 am

In the interest of clarity, it’s written here that I wanted in on the hug, not any sort of wild western fun that stephen has in mind

505 stephen July 26, 2008 at 12:21 am

And Mike R, let’s call him as we see them. The truth is this team is a hair above .500 over the past two years except for a magical 13 days in October 06. This team has a huge payroll and they are two games over .500! If you can’t piss and moan over a team spending more than ever in their history and being thoroughly mediocre than what’s the point? This whole ‘happy to be here’ crud only works for opening bands and vice presidential candidates. You’re either in it to win it or why bother?

506 Sean C. in Illinois July 26, 2008 at 12:22 am

As Joel in Seattle says about Nate. Exactly. No, I wasn’t at the game, but I heard the radio PBP, and Nate was clearly losing it in the 5th-6th.

And hey – can we stop going all histrionic on each other? Todd Jones might be this or he might be that, but he’s not worth getting upset with each other about.

There are relentless pessimists and relentless optimists here, and we all get reactionary sometimes. No biggie. There’s room.

507 Sean C. in Illinois July 26, 2008 at 12:28 am

Forty, I probably do need the rest, but this is a big series.

I’m in on the hug for Mike R if it will get him to lighten up on the complaining about complaining, which I’ve warned him about before.

Reverse cowgirl action? I must be a rube, because I have no idea what that is. Sounds fun, though.

508 T Smith July 26, 2008 at 12:31 am

Well, I’d say I’m a relentless realist, except when I’m overly pessimistic or rentlessly optimistic.

509 stephen July 26, 2008 at 12:31 am

Let me just make a last point. Living in NYC, I’m not exactly a Yankees fan, but you have to admire that inevitably there reaches a point in the season where they fricking bring it. Every year, injuries or no injuries, they just bring it. I just wish the Tigers would bring it one year rather than clown car their way through the last two months of 06, disappoint in 07, and piss away their talent in 08. If that makes be a negative type than that’s what I am.
I don’t know if anyone has ever seen Steven Soderbergh’s ‘The Limey.’ There’s a scene where Terence Stamp, playing one of the great badasses in recent cinematic times, gets tossed out on a loading dock by some street toughs who were involved in murdering his daughter. He dusts himself off, reaches down into his shoe for his hidden pistol, stalks back up the dock and then shoots everyone. He leaves one dude alive to escape and tell everyone what he just saw.
Then Stamp yells ‘Tell’em I’m coming. Tell’em I’m f–ing coming.’
You don’t get the sense the Tigers have that in them.

510 T Smith July 26, 2008 at 12:33 am

Certainly more fun than the ninth inning of tonight’s game.

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