Comments on: Game 58: Tigers at Athletics

By: Dave BW

Dave BW — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:49:43 +0000

“Then again it’s probably not a good idea to mix alcohol and Tigers baseball together these days. ”

Either that or it’s the BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD!

By: T Smith

T Smith — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:45:21 +0000

Can we get a grammar/spell check around here? If I’m gonna sound drunk and utterly idiotic in my posts I should at least have a buzz going.

Then again it’s probably not a good idea to mix alcohol and Tigers baseball together these days. So maybe not.

By: Chris in Dallas

Chris in Dallas — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:38:54 +0000

Yeah Uggie is a Venzo. I think he had those guys set on fire becuase they were involved in the kidnapping of his mother, though. Either that or he was curious about what skin smelled like as it was burning. Regardless, he’s not one to be messed with.

By: Dave BW

Dave BW — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:32:21 +0000

Hmm, on second thought Urbina is Venezuelan. Forget I said anything.

By: Dave BW

Dave BW — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:30:41 +0000

It’s not a bad idea to fear Renteria — don’t forget that fellow Colombian Ugueth Urbina is now in jail for trying to set five guys on fire. I love that his explanation was that they were trying to break into his house. Oh! Fine then.

By: Chris in Dallas

Chris in Dallas — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:13:19 +0000

Wow. I hadn’t notice that Sean. I AM Dallas, baby. OK we’re approaching game time. I guess now is the time I should point out that ‘Duchscherer’ has the ‘douche’ sound to it. Feel free to use that at your leisure in future game-related posts today. Consider it my gift to you.

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:29:28 +0000

Oops. Um… Billfer?

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:28:45 +0000

I’ve gotta say I sympathize with OC on that one (from what I’ve read about it). When someone goes out of their way to put petty crap aside, I say be a man (or a woman) and at least be civil to the man (or woman).

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:25:54 +0000

According to T, Chris, you’re no longer just in Dallas. You ARE Dallas. My, how you’ve grown.

How does it feel? How’s Debbie? Hey-oh.

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:23:16 +0000

What are you saying, Chris? You want a dime now for every time you’ve had gonorrhea? You’re jumbled and incoherent. Stop mumbling, boy! Speak up!

By: cib

cib — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:01:57 +0000

Thank you guys for the best Tiger-related laughs I have had in weeks.

By: Chris in Dallas

Chris in Dallas — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:57:04 +0000

If I had a dime for every time I’ve called him ‘Gonorrhea’ I’d definitely have more than one dime. That whole fued with Orlando Cabrera makes watching Tigers-White Sox games more interesting these days. I root for Renteria to hit doubles vs. Chicago just to see if the two of them will get in a knife fight at the base. Yes, these are the things I think about.

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:46:32 +0000

Thanks, T. I’d stay and chat, but… well, I’ve got to look out for myself, and… well, frankly, I really can’t be seen with you. Nothing personal.

By: T Smith

T Smith — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:43:01 +0000

Sean C:

I stand witness. You’ve been more than respectful to Renteria.

You’re safe.

Chris is Dallas:

That’s Mr. Renteria, to you.

By: Sean C. in Illinois

Sean C. in Illinois — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:40:56 +0000

Well, Orlando Cabrera isn’t afraid of him. Much.