There’s always voodoo…

Dmitri Young taped his bats, then handed them to Jose Lima before Tuesday night’s game. And what did Lima do with them?
“I gave them my blessing,” he said. “There’s going to be magic in those bats. Every time Dmitri bats, I’ll hand him his bat. I used to do that for Moises (Alou), and it worked”.

Hey, if it worked for Pedro Cerrano in Major League, why can’t it work here.

There were a couple of positives to pull from the game:
-The Tigers did put up 5 runs on the board by featuring a balanced attack. Everybody got at least one hit
-Higginson and Halter did a nice job at the top of the order with each getting on base twice
-Tiger hitters exercised some patience at the plate forcing Tampa starter Tanyon Sturtze to throw 100 pitches in 5 2/3 innings

It’s going to be a long season Charlie Brown
I think I know what it feels like to be Charlie Brown every time Lucy pulls the football away. You tell yourself not to believe it will be any different this time, yet somehow you let yourself think that this is the time it all comes together. Such is the life of a Tiger fan, at least during the Randy Smith era. You hear all spring how and why this year will be better, how they made some key acquisitions, how the problems in the clubhouse have been eliminated, how this team believes it will win, how last year was just bad luck because of injuries. And then some small part of you actually starts to belive that this team is different, and as opening day approaches you are actually looking forward to the season. You’re looking forward to when that first pitch is thrown, because at this point, the Tigers still have hope. They’re playing in a weak division, and after all look at what Minnesota (or some other team that was really bad the year before that suddenly got good) did last year, that could happen to us. Plus, the Tigers have an easy schedule the first month. That should help them get off to a fast start.

And now you actually allow yourself to believe that this team might have a shot to do something. You ignore the fact this happens every year, and you forget that you swore to yourself last May that you would ever be fooled again. You ignore the fact that the hot new prospects the Tigers are relying on wouldn’t even make most of the better teams in the league. You pretend that the defense won’t be a problem. You think that even though the bullpen doesn’t have a proven lefty, it really shouldn’t be a problem. You don’t acknowledge that your only true power hitter will begin the season on the disabled list with an injury that caused him to miss all of last year. You tell your coworkers that if x happens, and if y happens, and if …, not realizing that you have listed 14 different things that have to fall in to place. None of that matters, just throw the first pitch.

Now here you are on opening day, watching as the game unfolds. Detroit falls behind, but it’s still early and there’s nothing to worry about. You watch them claw there way back into the game and think – “See this team is different, that never would have happened last year.” You fully commit yourself to the team, this year is different. You start running up to kick the ball and…AAARRRRGHHH. The bullpen collapses, the other team gets an infield double and before you know it the game is out of reach. Lucy just pulled the ball away. Charlie Brown, you blockhead! What’s most frustrating is that you let yourself believe, especially when you knew better. Of course you vow never to let this happen again.

But then again they could turn it around, it was only one game…

Joe Sheehan’s AL Central predictions

Just like the AL East, the AL Central has two teams that aren’t going to have any impact on any races this season. The Tigers are a half-step ahead of the Royals right now, although both teams have a debilitating attraction to low-level, low-impact, mid-payroll free agents. The Royals still aren’t going anywhere until they get a management overhaul, while the Tigers at least have Dave Dombrowski in place to begin the ascent.

As Harwell prepares for retirement (mlive.com). Ernie the consumate class act on throwing out the first pitch during the Tampa Bay series:

“I told them I’d do it, but I really don’t want to,” Harwell said. “It’s nice and I understand it and you really can’t turn them down. I just hope they keep it to a minimum. I always thought the game belongs to the fans and not to the announcer. I’m just here to report the game.”

Mr. Harwell, I appreciate your humbleness but I have to respectfully disagree with you when you say, “I’m just here to report the game.” What you fail to realize is that for many fans, you are part of the game. You’ve transcended being an announcer simply reporting the facts. For many fans in Detroit, and the surrounding states (at least while WJR carried the games) you helped to define what baseball is. You embody everything that is good about baseball. You’ve given us first hand accounts of the best that baseball has to offer. So Mr. Harwell, if the game belongs to the fans, then let the fans celebrate everything you’ve done for the game and let them say Thank You.