Cleveland 5, Detroit 1
Well, at least they didn’t get no hit today by Sabathia. However at this rate it is inevitable. When the top of your order is batting .208, .042, .200, and .182 you aren’t going to scare a lot of people. Andres Torres made his major league debut and tripled in a run for the Tigers only RBI. In the field he misplayed a ball into a double.

From the “I better win now, the future be damned” department, Phil Garner let a young pitcher throw 120 pitches for the second game in a row. What makes this even dumber, is that the Tigers weren’t hanging on to a close lead. Both games they were trailing. So how many games do the Tigers have to lose in April to get this guy fired?